Like many of you, I'm excited to see exactly what kind of wrinkle the new "spinner" position will bring to the defense. Some of you have probably already envisioned what kind of EXPLOSIVE SUPREMACY he will throw down; I, personally, cannot get Derrick-Johnson-at-Texas out of my head.
However, also like many of you, I find the title of "spinner" to be somewhere south of Manly. Therefore I ask for your alternate title proposals so as to make this rage-filled beast of the gridiron even more ferociously intimidating.
I shall open the conversation with "Shredder," with the added bonus that his backups would be known as the Foot Clan.