Punt/Counterpunt: Michigan State 2015 Comment Count

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By Heiko Yang (with Bryan Mackenzie channeling MARK DANTONIO)

Mark Dantonio walks into the locker room moments before kickoff. He scans the young men before him as they fall silent. The stadium trembles around them in anticipation of battle.

“We've been here before,” he begins dourly. “Every time these jokers show the slightest hint of a pulse, they declare themselves ‘back.’ Remember 2010, when Michigan came in ranked and feeling all Big Brother-y? How'd that work out for them? Or when they managed to eke out that one 12-10 win? How did that Return to Awesome turn out in the next couple of years?”

Laughter and jeering fills the locker room.

“They've got their khakis and their hype and their national respect. Media outlets spell their coach's name correctly. And that's cool. It's probably always going to be that way. People see Harbaugh doing the stuff that worked a couple of generations ago and get all excited. But at the end of the day, these are the same players we beat the hell out of over the last two years. This defensive line that everyone is drooling over? It's the same line we busted up for 219 yards rushing last year. This ‘new and improved’ offensive line is the same one against which we've racked up 20 tackles for loss over the last two games. Shilique, are you scared?”

“No sir!” Shilique Calhoun puts on a menacing grin.

“So now we've won 30 of our last 33 games,” Dantonio continues matter-of-factly. “We've beaten Ohio State and Baylor and Stanford... and oh, right, Michigan... and now we're supposed to be intimidated by some new guy because they've shut out three crappy offenses in a row? We're supposed to be cowed by 110,000 wine-drinking hipsters? Tom Brady ain't walkin' through that door. Instead, they've got a guy who Iowa - IOWA - thought was too conservative.”

Another round of raucous laughter. Dantonio motions for silence.

“We might not win this game,” he says, his tone measured now. “There's no hiding that we're beat up. Jack's ankle is basically a toppled Jenga tower. There were six guys in the secondary's position group meetings this week, and only three of y'all were old enough to shave.

“But that’s not an excuse. The people in that stadium don’t need any more reason to convince themselves that we're going away. They've thought that before, too. They’ve predicted it every year since we started beating them.”

Dantonio pauses dramatically as the anticipation builds.

“… But they never learn, do they? Today let’s show them that we’re here to stay. And let’s remind them one more time that pride comes before the fall.”

With a forceful “Spartans!” and a flourish of helmets, the Michigan State football team heads for the tunnel.

Michigan State 14, Michigan 13

nick-roumel13COUNTERPUNT

By Nick RoUMel

The muffled sounds of the band and the crowd could be heard outside the locker room. Inside, not a word was said as Coach Harbaugh surveyed his young men. They sat, winged helmets on their laps, waiting. They wore the maize pants and blue jerseys of Michigan tradition: none of this bumblebee crap. For 88 years Michigan teams had run through that tunnel wearing the same thing. So they would again, in a few minutes. But first Coach had a few things to say.

“I’m going to tell you what we will not do today. We will not be intimated. We will not play scared. We are not the same team that apologized for poking a one inch hole in their precious turf. We are the 2015 Michigan Wolverines.

“We will not embarrass ourselves or lose our cool. If one of their players decides to try and screw off our quarterback’s head like a bottlecap, we will not retaliate and get a stupid penalty. We will respond by winning.

He paused and glared. “We will play with integrity, and we will pay with intensity. We will protect the ball, and protect each other. These are the fundamentals you learned in pee wee football. You will not forget them today. You will block, tackle, and run on every play until the whistle blows and the ball is in the referee’s hand.

“You will FINISH. You will not quit until your opponent is knocked to the ground, cleared out of the way, or left behind. If you block one man to the ground, you will find another. If you are knocked down on defense, you will get up, chase the play and tackle the runner. If you have the ball, you will cradle it to your body and move. You will not go down if one man grabs you, or two, or three. You will churn your legs and propel your body and you WILL NOT QUIT.

“When you run through that tunnel, there will be 110,000 people going crazy for you. So you can go a little crazy for them. Those people in that stadium –”

Coach Harbaugh paused. “I went to high school across the street. I left, then returned for college. I left again, for a long time. People said I would never return. But I was called back.

“Look around at your teammates. Most of you had never set foot in Ann Arbor until you were recruited here, and you may never return to live. But remember this: the University of Michigan will never leave you. So today, give a nod of respect. Show this town, show this University, show those people – who are here for you, and believe in you - why you came here. Why you chose to wear the Maize and Blue. And why Michigan is not only the greatest University in the world, but the best damned football team in the state.

“Put on your helmets. Wear your uniform with pride. Respect its history, and this great Michigan football tradition. Some say Michigan football is back - but I tell you that it never went anywhere. It was always here: right here in this locker room, out there on that field, and in the hearts of those fans who are about to go crazy for you.

“Now follow me through that tunnel. We got some ballin’ to do.”

MICHIGAN 31, MSU 0

Comments

BlueMk1690

October 17th, 2015 at 11:46 AM ^

may actually say something like that. But probably with a lot less charisma and eloquence.

The reality is though that MSU has good reason to believe they have every chance to win this game. Sometimes it feels like we're so excited about our team being good that we forget MSU isn't half bad either.

I personally think this one can go either way. Turnovers probably will help determine which way it goes.

KBuck

October 17th, 2015 at 12:09 PM ^

Seriously, if this is the redemption tour for two weeks ago I have to say, you are redeemed.

Well thought out and executed, lets hope Counterpunt is right.

Go Blue.

M-GoGirl

October 17th, 2015 at 12:18 PM ^

I'm with Counterpunt and hope his prediction is accurate. Nothing could make my day, nay... my year better. My nerves are pretty steady, but time seems to be going so slowly. I just want it to start. I refuse to cave in to feelings of doubt. Harbaugh hasn't given me any reason to. This team doesn't quit. They find a way and between the crowd and their own hunger for vengeance, this should end well.

GO BLUE!

lasatc

October 17th, 2015 at 12:46 PM ^

Best damn team in the state? That was weak. Best damn team in the nation. Now beats sparty into the ground like that stake. There will be no apologies! Go Blue!

lenevemive

October 17th, 2015 at 12:48 PM ^

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You Only Live Twice

October 17th, 2015 at 1:04 PM ^

EPIC issue of Punt/Counterpunt.... and inspiring!!

I'm going with 31-7.

Will be there soon... GO BLUE!!!!

grumbler

October 17th, 2015 at 1:32 PM ^

Excellent PCP. One of the best ever.  It make the reader stop and think about both possibilities, just as it was designed to do.

I'm glad Heiko got the anti-M call this week, because if that Dantonio speech was the end of the piece, it would have left me feeling bad (that's how good it was at being saddening).  As it is, the piece ended on a high note, and the low before it just made the high feel better.

alum96

October 17th, 2015 at 1:36 PM ^

This was a quote from the 2014 story on Harbaugh that is all I needed to hear. 

A speech Harbaugh delivered to the team a few days later, entitled "2014 1st Team Meeting," explained his approach to battle. He usually writes in a spiral notebook, but this was typed and eight pages long. "I will be your alarm clock and wake you early," he said. "It can be a great temptation to rest on the field and let the opponent have a play without making him pay for every inch. I must hold his pain where it is. Mine does not matter. ... The punishment I inflict, his fatigue, and that he is up against something that he does not comprehend is everything."

Don

October 17th, 2015 at 2:06 PM ^

or crowing about who's tougher will lead either team to victory. Being more competent at the fundamentals of football than the other team does that.

vupegawu

October 18th, 2015 at 12:30 PM ^

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