Counterpunt has Michigan only winning by 29 points. That sounds negative to me.
Coaches' timeouts are worse. Basketball teams should get one, full stop.
Something's been missing from Michigan gamedays since the free programs ceased being economically viable: scientific gameday predictions that are not at all preordained by the strictures of a column in which one writer takes a positive tack and the other a negative one… something like Punt-Counterpunt.
This is your editor speaking. As we prepped for the 2013 season, Punt decided that he wanted to hang up his spurs. This week he says goodbye to years of Michigan-related snark. As a kid growing up, I would eagerly seek out the free programs and flip to the back to take it in. Punt/Counterpunt opened my eyes to the fact that there was a different way to go about things than the one you found in the newspaper. They were an undeniable influence here. Thanks, Ken.
By Ken “Sky” Walker
August 31, 2013
I don’t remember exactly when I was first asked to write this column. I do know that I’ve been “Punt” for parts of three decades. During that time, I’ve been lucky enough to have covered the winning of a national championship in 1997. I was even more fortunate to not have written the column during the Rich Rodriguez era of Michigan football. Calling his hiring as the Wolverine’s coach a ‘misfit’ doesn’t begin to describe that debacle. However, Rich Rod did give Michigan fans the chance to be a part of The Denard Robinson Experience, so I guess we have to at least thank him for that.
Being able to experience college football from a journalist’s point of view has been a lot of fun. (Though calling myself a “journalist” is like calling Nicki Minaj a “conservative dresser”.) Over the years, this column has given me the opportunity to sit at the same table with any number of the Big Ten’s best players and coaches. While some have lived up to their greatness both on and off the field like Charles Woodson, others like Joe Paterno sadly weren’t the men we thought they were.
Being “Punt” has even brought me tiny taste of what being a celebrity must be like. From strangers calling out “Punt!” as I cross a street in town, to the guy at the rental car place giving me an upgrade because he was a fan of the column, it is at times a bit strange. Conversely, there was the guy who bent my ear for a whole half at an away game; convinced I could give him the heads up on getting into journalism (I made Counterpunt sit next to him for the second half).
Speaking of Counterpunt, this would be the point at which I should get in a few jibes at him. I don’t have it in me to truly trash the guy. There have been times when I read his column and didn’t have a clue as to what he was talking about. It’s as if the basic concept that this column should be in some way connected to football was beyond his grasp. But when the opportunity to write the column came along, he asked me to join him and for that I’ll always be grateful.
If it hasn’t become apparent by now, this will be my last column as “Punt”. I’ll be turning over the moniker to someone who has a younger, fresher viewpoint. I hope they have even more fun with it than I did. I want to thank Dave DeVarti for publishing “Punt/Counterpunt” originally and Brian Cook for resurrecting it. I hope that everyone who has read the column over the years has at least found it interesting, if not gotten some enjoyment from it. And since it’s my last prediction, why not go out big:
Michigan – 2013 Big Ten Champions – GO BLUE!
By Nick RoUMel
I’ll say it.
Nicki Minaj is a conservative dresser.
I say that with only a dim awareness that Nicki Minaj is an entertainer, and without full knowledge of said Nicki’s gender.
I say that because despite his modesty, Punt has indeed been a true journalist.
In a day where mainstream media of coverage often focuses on misdeeds, and sports writers go out of their way to put down the young men who play this game, Punt has covered the game. Since 1994, my friend, as you have forgotten.
In his first column predicting a 31-17 Michigan victory over MSU (actual score UM 40-MSU 20), Punt wrote about the rivalry:
Webster defines a rival as “a person or tries to get or do the same thing as another or to equal or surpass another; a competitor.” Having read this, I have to ask the question – does the series with MSU constitute a true rivalry? Well, it surely must be considered one by Spartan fans. After all, haven’t they been trying to "get or do the same thing" as the Wolverines on the gridiron for nearly a generation?”
While Punt has been a true Blue Michigan fan over the years, he was not afraid to go out on a limb, like his prediction that Ohio State would crush Michigan’s national championship hopes in our storied 1997 season:
“The Wolverine watched the scarlet and grey bandit soar off. He could only gnash his teeth, a scream choking in his throat. "It can’t end this way," he cried. "Is there no justice?"
I will always give credit to Punt for his ardent (and prescient) support of Tom Brady in 1999, when golden boy Drew Henson was job sharing. From October 2, 1999:
“Please, please, please just give the job to Brady! What else does the "San Mateo Matador" have to do to prove he’s worthy?”
One of the frustrating things in working with Punt was his refusal to pick against Michigan, leaving it to me to play the bad guy. He wrote in 2004:
“Counterpunt has accused me of being a "homer." He thinks I won’t pick against Michigan if I obviously think they’re going to win. Which, to a certain extent, is true.”
Referring years later to his 1997 pick of OSU to ruin Michigan’s undefeated season, Punt wrote:
“Would you have liked to be the one to pick against Michigan during the 1997 dream season? … Despite wrapping my column in the blanket of a fairy tale, I remained the object of scorn from many acquaintances, to the extent of it impacting on my enjoyment of the best season of Michigan football in my lifetime.”
The Michigan Football Guide stopped publishing in 2007, which was fitting as it was the season of the Appalachian State loss and some lean years thereafter. As Punt noted, we were mercifully spared the RichRod years. That would have been a difficult time to keep up our enthusiasm.
Writing for MGoBlog last year was been a welcome resurrection, and a fitting way for Punt to go out on top. We are grateful to Brian & Co. for giving us an opportunity to share this space with true students of the game. I am looking forward to working with my new partner, whose inside knowledge of Michigan football is far greater than my own, and who probably can even tell us Nicki Minaj’s gender.
As I now move into Punt formation, Ken “Sky” Walker, I salute you. Go Blue, my friend.
Michigan 42, Central Michigan 13
By Heiko Yang
Hello. If you enjoy reading big walls of ungrammatical text, you may be familiar with me as the guy who badgers the Michigan coaches about all the neat things they are reluctant to do. As Punt’s successor, you can call me “Spread Punt.”
I am deeply honored to be entrusted with upholding Punt’s journalistic excellence going forward. Free rental car upgrades are not truly free, after all. They are earned, and the humbling fact of the matter is that when Ken started earning his, I was still in ESL. Never mind that misinformed prejudices put me there in the first place and then subsequently kept me there for two more years. It was worth it. Becoming the new Punt is the end achievement in my quest to master the English language. Dr. McPherson (my second grade teacher had a PhD) would be so proud.
With this new great power comes great responsibility. Right now it is my responsibility to inform Counterpunt that Nicki Minaj is indeed a lovely young lady. So lovely you should probably turn SafeSearch on if you are at work, which I totally forgot to do just now.
Michigan 50, Central Michigan 9.
[ED: One of you is supposed to be negative! Argh. We'll work on this.]
Counterpunt has Michigan only winning by 29 points. That sounds negative to me.
That requires no sleep or food.
Thanks for all your work and levity over the years, Punt. Huge part of my growing up game day experience and glad to have this feature back. Best wishes for the future, HAIL!
Shouldn't you be Bubble Punt?
couldn't have been given to a better esl student. eager to see thw development. and congrats punt #1, horse / sunset / ride
Been reading Punt/Counterpunt since my dad took me to the 88 Miami game, my first. Always enjoyed it. Thanks.
Thanks Punt. Go big and Go Blue.
Thru a lucky break I'm taking my 11-year old son to his first college football game this afternoon.
I've got one of them Sansa mp3 FM thingies. WTKA is AM. What FM station do I catch the game on in the stadium?
Which makes it all the more annoying that those Stadium radios they used to sell were all FM.
Does this mean I won't be the only guy carrying one of those crappy $15 things from Radio Shack?
Great stuff. Always loved it in the programs.
As sadly something lose ends.
I hope you know Heiko you have taken on a great responsibility, one that you can't just give up to go be a doctor and stuff, a year later.
And does this mean we can blame the guy who stopped publishing Punt-CounterPunt for App State AND the Rich Rod years?
Is it weird after reading heiko would be counterpunt I got goosebumps!?!?!?
Thank you Ken for your years of service.
The Punt is Dead! Long Live the Punt!
Thank you both. Punt Counterpunt was, is and should always be part of the Michigan football experience. I used to enjoy it in the programs, now I read in on my phone.
Thanks again and go Blue.
There have been times last year when I read this column and had no idea what they were talking about.
I went to Michigan so I must have read them at the games, but they didn't leave a strong impact. Maybe a better introduction last year by Brian including bios would have been a stronger way to establish them here. As it was, I just stopped reading halfway through the season because it didn't seem to have any sort of Mgoblog connection. It was just this odd stilted rambling with no context.
Having said that, I would STILL like a bio of each of these guys. Are they actually journalists? Do they just write this column? Context please!
Happy to see Heiko come on board. And best of luck to Ken. You seem (from what little I know of you) to be a true blue fan.
Mr. Punt. Good luck to all you do from here on out.
I can't resist- anyone else ever wonder what the full-sized shots of Punt and Counterpunt's pictures look like? My thoughts:
Punt- Holding a wooden ox yoke on his shoulders, ala Rocky IV training in Soviet barn.
Counterpunt- Overlooking a scenic Lake Michigan inlet- and getting pantsed.
I hope you know I will now expect you to be nearly spot on every week.
Thx Ken! As with Brian, you were read every gameday as I fell in love with M football. The BEST part of walking to the stadium on gameday was reading Punt/Counter. Nothing got me more excited (and ready) for gametime than your column. Cheers!
50-9 is pretty close, are you working your way to becoming the next Knowledge too?