What the hell did she expect to happen?
this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
UPDATE: Professional hottie's tweet has disappeared. You can safely ignore the below, I think.
Um… so this person…
…has a twitter that says this:
Very reliable source telling me Tate Forcier requested a transfer from #Michigan this AM. NOT yet confirmed, will update as I know more.
I'd link it but I'm getting fail whales and am suffused with an overwhelming ennui.
Not to disparage smoking hot bikini models or anything, but I'd probably take Mike Rothstein's word over hers. Then again she has done some sideline work for the Big Ten Network—the entire reason this is credible enough to bother with—and Rothstein is not banging out strenuous denials and this is Michigan post-Bo so it's probably true and all she left out its that he's hiring someone to bash Denard's knee in, Tonya Harding style.
What the hell did she expect to happen?
Tweet: Inside sources say Melanie Collins has fake breasts. NOT CONFIRMED, but probably true so I'm going to just assume it's correct and post it anyways.
On a side note, how many people knew who she was before this? I didn't, and now I can safely say I'm not going to forget. My conspiracy theory is she took advantage of the wary Michigan fanbase to improve her google stock.
i SERIOUSLY doubt the validity of this.
Galileo was chastised too. Was that really you? You my hero.
the forciers love michigan and RR, yes i would be surprised. not to mention tate's had his best week of practice this week. btw if he hasn't done it here yet, TomVH talked to tate's dad and mr. forcier says it's not true.
Just curious: you apparently have some knowledge of what's been going on at practice. What's your guess? Two headed monster? Situational? Alternating? Tate? Denard?
That her tweets are as fake as her titties?
Similarly, I doubt the validity of her two greatest assets.
Brian, can you look into those ASAP?
"The WTF!? to end all WTFs!?" -Woodrow Wilson
I've officially transcended to the state where further pain only makes me laugh. It's closer to dementia than denial, but it's my way of coping.
Reporter: Is it true that Tate is transferring?
Coach Rod: I'll talk about guys that play for Michigan.
Is her stage name "Mirage?"
All that comes to mind is that we definitely need to keep abreast of this....
yes we CANS!
Another bimbo getting her 15 minutes of fame. Nice fakes though.
the tweet or her chest?
isn't this fun?!!?!??!? i'm having sooo much FUN!!!!
Back to the Posbang!!!
I thought coaches only talked about players who played for michigan?? If he asked for a transfer this morning would Mcgee have known by interview time this afternoon?
TomVH reporting it's false, per Tate's dad.
When I die and go to heaven, I won't be surprised even a little bit when TomVH opens the pearly gates for me.
It's the vest, isn't it?
You rule. Everyone resume your normal, slightly less ulcer inducing levels of panic.
don't take this as a homo advance, but can i hug you?
Not that there is anything wrong with that
Where's the line between "family" and helicopter parenting?
This sounds better.
Thanks, i had to change my boxers after i read the post by Brian. What a relief!
If this shit keeps up RR going to have to start talking about people who don't play for Michigan
At this rate there won't be anyone left by mid-October.
JaJaJa23: "So what's the deal with this transfer stuff?"
T8Gr8: "Damn near killed her. Am I wrong?"
T8Gr8: "Wanna play Halo?"
TOTALLY play Halo with Tate, but somebody stole my 360. :(
Tom needs to head on over to the posbang for his excellent work
Looks like homegirl is a Penn State alumna. So, conceivable that there's a little Michigan hate flowing through that smokin' hot body.
Has there ever been an unattractive girl named Melanie?
Yes. I had a class with her when I was at M. She would make your face run around to the other side of your head to avoid looking at her.
Also, Melanie Griffith isn't looking so hot these days.
She would make your face run around to the other side of your head to avoid looking at her.
Seriously, dude, of all the funny lines I've read today, and there have been many, that one is by far the best. Shit, that's funny.
One, she winked at me and blew me a kiss. OMG.
Two, how low on the model totem pole do you have to be to get a gig posing with a paintball gun?
I'd probably let her get pretty low on my totem pole.
What a relief -- DEFCON 2.
Mike Forcier, Tate's dad, laughed at the transfer rumors. Said they aren't true, and he wouldn't support it anyways.
Unfortunately the " Tate Forcier is genetically predisposed to transfering " BS just won't die. I trust TomVH's sources a little more than little miss blondie's.
This is where I don't like the information at our fingertips...someone says something you don't like and you are forced to wonder and waste time worrying about it...yeah she's hot, but all it takes is a quote with "reliable source"...yeah yeah.. I'm sure Tate is pleased with the wingless helmet talk and now this...keep it up and he will be gone.
I'm sure Dorsey is still shaking his head at us.