This is a joke, right?
Right!?
RIGHT!!?!
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Professional Hottie Says Tate To Transfer
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UPDATE: Professional hottie's tweet has disappeared. You can safely ignore the below, I think.
Um… so this person…
…has a twitter that says this:
Very reliable source telling me Tate Forcier requested a transfer from #Michigan this AM. NOT yet confirmed, will update as I know more.
I'd link it but I'm getting fail whales and am suffused with an overwhelming ennui.
Not to disparage smoking hot bikini models or anything, but I'd probably take Mike Rothstein's word over hers. Then again she has done some sideline work for the Big Ten Network—the entire reason this is credible enough to bother with—and Rothstein is not banging out strenuous denials and this is Michigan post-Bo so it's probably true and all she left out its that he's hiring someone to bash Denard's knee in, Tonya Harding style.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:00 PM
#2
This is a joke,
August 18th, 2010 at 9:28 PM
#3
Maybe we should start a Duke
Maybe we should start a Duke blog and just hope Cutcliff wins 7 this year.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:30 PM
#4
Speaking of jokes...
Speaking of jokes...
August 18th, 2010 at 9:01 PM
#5
this is
this is one sick joke. Someone has a twisted sense of humor.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
#6
Ugh. I can't take any more!
Ugh. I can't take any more! Calgon, take me away!!
August 18th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
#7
Can we have free negs again
Can we have free negs again now? Please? PLEASE?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:04 PM
#8
Don't believe this for a minute.
Brian, what exactly is a professional hottie?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:54 PM
#9
A hooker
Not that I would, uh, know, or anything.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:05 PM
#10
Like this wouldn't be the
Like this wouldn't be the least surprising transfer in history.
August 18th, 2010 at 10:09 PM
#11
it kinda would because he
it kinda would because he still hasn't been benched yet. Atleast play this season
August 19th, 2010 at 1:41 AM
#12
yeah
I'd be really surprised, actually. That would be a pretty bratty move considering they are trying to motivate him, not punish him. If he became motivated and won the starting job, no one is going to be disappointed. Just play well.
And they knew there would be 2 QBs in the same class, they both came here knowing they were a possibility to split time as different threats. My feeling on these things is that it's not cool to change your mind. Transferring for those reasons is, to me, taking the "easy way out".
There are times to transfer, like McGuffie, whom I still respect. But Tate isn't going to, and if he does, he's not a Michigan Man anyway. (but he won't)
August 18th, 2010 at 9:05 PM
#13
Very reliable source
The same source that said it last year?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:06 PM
#14
nooo!
Why? Why? The Gov! Everything! The Scary! This isn't how Summer is to end! This isn't how the Fall is to begin! What has happened! I am not prepared to Handle information, good or bad. Terrible--sheesh. Metldown!
August 18th, 2010 at 9:06 PM
#15
A) She's hot
B) That would
A) She's hot
B) That would suck
C) Does anyone else think she looks a little bit like Sarah Chalke in the right picture?
D) Wow would that suck
August 18th, 2010 at 9:23 PM
#16
Yeah, I am with you. A quick
Yeah, I am with you. A quick glance at her twitter page reveals that she is REALLY good looking (sorry, i'm a sucker for skinny blondes with big racks) and that she is also a dumb starfucker-- note the mention to her emailing Jeremy Piven, who's known as quite the cad/creepy old guy-type in the Chicagoland area (which, yeah, I know- shocking- but this isn't L.A., so, ya know. And he's always in town). That's the "starfucker" part. The "dumb" part is her reference to flash cards to prep for upcoming CFB season. Christ, it isn't rocket science or 1st year Torts or something.
This would not be surprising. But would really blow. And god she is absurd in a bikini. /end chauvinism.
August 19th, 2010 at 1:37 AM
#17
C)
Maybe the body part of her
August 18th, 2010 at 9:07 PM
#18
Just when you think it won't
Just when you think it won't get worse....
August 19th, 2010 at 1:26 AM
#19
Who ever thought
it couldn't get worse?
I used to pray for David Molk's knee every night, now it's twice a day. If I were a UM football player I'd stay away from black cats and broken mirrors.....and busty blond chicks apparently.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:08 PM
#20
Tweet's been removed.
Tweet's been removed.
EDIT: Also, what the hell Brian. If we can't count on you to figure out if things are real or fake before blasting them all over the main board, who can we trust?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
#21
Yeah
I expected that. Nobody really thinks that everyone in the world won't be trying to play with our fragile emotions now, do they?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
#22
What's her twitter name?
What's her twitter name?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:12 PM
#23
twitter.com/Melanie_Collins
twitter.com/Melanie_Collins
August 18th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
#24
Looks like it's still up to
Looks like it's still up to me.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
#25
Are we talking about her
Are we talking about her tweet... or the result of what happens when you look at her picture?
August 18th, 2010 at 10:11 PM
#26
1000 points to you sir.
1000 points to you sir.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:16 PM
#27
agreed. he's hungover.
agreed. he's hungover. prolly. but all in all, swearing all caps rant was less funny than intended and this. not his best day at the office.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:18 PM
#28
Apparently standards get
Apparently standards get lowered if the rumor provides an excuse to post pictures of hotties
August 18th, 2010 at 9:23 PM
#29
EDIT: Also, what the hell
EDIT: Also, what the hell Brian. If we can't count on you to figure out if things are real or fake before blasting them all over the main board, who can we trust?
I mean, he went out of his way to sarcastically label the title of the thread and posted two pictures of the "source" in order to emphasize the reliability and his trust in the source.
I don't think he means for anyone to take the Professional Hottie too seriously (evident by him saying to ignore it).
August 18th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
#30
MGoApocalypse
Brian posting hot chick threads?!?! The MGoWorld is coming to an end. (Thought mods deleted these threads).
Though really, did you need Brian to be able to tell if things were real or fake?
Oh, you meant the Tweet. Nevermind.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
#31
Psychology department is behind it all
Massive study of fan behavior in the face of incredible news Some weird waiver on the human-subjects rules. RIGHT???
FML.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
#32
As a hero of mine once said...
"Those who stay will be Champions" -Bo
If its true I am guessing Denard and Devin were both beating him out. I really hope its not true, however I wouldnt be shocked with a transfer if he was option number 3 at qb
August 18th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
#33
Northwestern has plenty of
Northwestern has plenty of available season tickets. I'm just saying, guys.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
#34
I'm no twitter expert, but I
I'm no twitter expert, but I just went to her page and didn't see anything. Full of crap, mayhaps? There were people on WTKA just yesterday saying Pop Forcier was on board with the helmet thing and thought Tate needed to learn to work hard, be a leader, etc.
I'm calling full of crap reporter trying to get some publicity, when if she in fact wants publicity all she needs is a trampoline.
August 19th, 2010 at 12:26 PM
#35
Hmmm...trampoline. Is The
Hmmm...trampoline. Is The Man Show still on the air? After this BTN gig falls apart, maybe, just maybe, she's got a good fallback option.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
#36
glad the Woolfolk thing
numbed me down for this one, if it's really coming.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
#37
Go fuck yourself. And let me
Go fuck yourself. And let me watch. Or something. Bewbs?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
#38
Looks like MDen is going to
Looks like MDen is going to have to deal with a serious surplus of Vlad jerseys
August 18th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
#39
Where did the Tweet go?
Why does this woman have a job?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
#40
Because she's
Because she's hot.
(Although I actually don't think she's very hot, but, by our societal standards of hotness most think she is.)
August 18th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
#41
You saw the pictures, right?
You saw the pictures, right?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:18 PM
#42
I can think of at least 2 big
I can think of at least 2 big reasons...
August 18th, 2010 at 9:12 PM
#43
I give dem boobies 4 FAKES
I give dem boobies 4 FAKES out of 5
August 18th, 2010 at 9:15 PM
#44
The Teacups at Disney are
The Teacups at Disney are fake and they are still a great ride.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
#45
Actually
That ride kinda sucks, but your point is well taken.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
#46
What do I do
to give this man a point?
August 18th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
#47
Yes, but the teacups don't
Yes, but the teacups don't have the herp
August 20th, 2010 at 11:30 AM
#48
Agreed
I am not 100% sure, but they sure look fake to me.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:13 PM
#49
Those who stay will be champions...
... I believe it now more than ever.
Hopefully Tate still does. If not best of luck to him.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:14 PM
#50
Now says:
Wow really struck
Now says:
Wow really struck a nerve w/ ppl. Like I said, NOT confirmed. We'll see what plays out.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:16 PM
#51
What the hell did she expect
What the hell did she expect to happen?
