OK everybody, welcome the Ohio Graduation Test!
Now let’s see who we have here today. When I call your name, please respond by naming your favorite college. Ready? Let’s start:
I’m a buckeye sir! OSU!
Very good Marcus, your question is: In the famous song, “The Wheels on the Bus”, please describe what the wheels actually do?
They go round and round?
Outstanding! You pass and congratulations! Next up is:
Sir, OSU sir!
Jamie, your question is. “What is the phone number you would need to dial to reach 911?”
Wonderful! You pass the test! Next up is:
Sir UM, sir!
Did you just say UM, as in the University of Michigan, leaders and best, and all of that?
Sir, yes sir!
Please answer “What is the absolute value of PI?”
I think we’re done here Mr. Turner. You are excused.