I think I missed something here, but can someone please explain who "the Otter" is?
this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
The otter is the "man whose name cannot be spoken", aka "Thor", aka the "guy in the directory who may or may not be going to Michigan" aka "The Big Jokester" aka "Cass Tech Hero" aka "The Soup Can of Destiny"
We will not mention his real name for it will cause Mass Hysteria, Panic, the Biblical Plagues of Egypt, destruction of precious recruiting and ranking status, and the Rapture where we who are the good and Champions of the West will face Lesticles and his evil army of undereducated 4th down bayou mutants. He is our modern day Candyman - if we say his name three times in a mirror, we will be attacked by a ghostly apparition that will haunt our running backs in Big Ten - SEC match ups for time and eternity.
Or - you can just go to the front page and scroll down approximately three Bryan Cook entries and you will find "The Otter" true identity. Good luck and god bless. And please - WHATEVER YOU DO - do not mention his real name to anyone, ever!
Otters have traditionally been associated with ennui on this site, so it's an appropriate choice of animal anonymity.
with Ill Ambell...thanks fellas!
You're seriously toeing the line here... Due to this comment the otter may have decided to commit to Florida. Unless he was joking.
I assume you mean "crossing the line." (To "toe the line" means to rigidly conform to the rules.)
I cannot confirm or deny this.
Someone post his thor picture up. He likes to dress up just like Clinton.
By this I "Guarentee" he's goin to the "U". He is livin up to their standards and showing respect for the elders.
The mere mention of any portion of his name unleashes the mass hysteria, dogs and cats living together, real Wrath of God type stuff.
"Is this true?"
"Yes, it's true. This man has no name."
until d-less here shut off the grid
Is that true
Yes sir - this man has no d...
merely a wet water weasel and a Wolverine is a gigantic evil foul smelling uncute weasel. So does that mean the Otter is a Wolverine?