http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2008/04/02/basketball_player_to_be_...
OH MY.
"Penn State Police confirmed today that they have filed charges against Nittany Lions basketball player Stanley Pringle in an incident involving public masturbation that occurred last Thursday in Pattee Library."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
"Runnnn!!! get to da choppa"