Even their lawyers are drunken d-bags:
OT -- OSU Law Student Busts Into Dairy Queen
I wasn't aware you could get a JD without being able to read. (I'm assuming he's from Ohio and I've only ever met two people from that state that I was sure could read.)
I thought he was trying to rob it. The truth is much, much more hilarious:
"One of the machines sprayed out a mess of liquid ice cream that got all over the suspect's pants and feet. He gave up on the ice cream and then stuck his hands in some candy condiment bins."
Wish I could watch the video of this right now, but I imagine it looked something like Will Ferrell sleepwalking in Step Brothers.
I should have also included a link to the original story, with this awesome, awesome quote:
"At one point in the film the man attempted to engage the hot dog machine in a conversation, police said."
Gotta love dem Buckeyes. They're good for at least one good chuckle a month with their crazy anticts.
The only thing that would have made this story funnier is if it had been Justin Boren looking for a "little snack."
Great day to be an Ohio State Buckeye
As michigan grads, I think that we all owe it to ourselves to ensure that this story makes it to everyone we know in the legal field.
"At one point in the film the man attempted to engage the hot dog machine in a conversation, police said." LOL