Apparently Lou Holtz is considering a run for Congress. I'm excited for his pre-dabte press conferences when he talks up his opponents and explains how he has no chance of winning. And I'm excited about the debates themselves, in which he slobbers all over the moderators. Boy I hope this happens!
*Maybe not totally off-topic; the article does reference Holtz's insane comparison of RichRod to Hitler. Good times!
P.S. This post was in no way intended to initiate any sort of political discussion, or "poflawa," so please refrain. It was intended only to initiate the making fun of Lou Holtz.