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OT: Hollinger rides again
ESPN Insider is pretty hit and miss, but they've recently added NBA stat wonk John Hollinger to their lineup and he's been churning out fantastic stat-wonky columns regularly.
But not satisified with merely being dorkily interesting, Hollinger even busted out a line I wish I thought of in his most recent article on Carlos Boozer and his Cavs replacement, Dwight Gooden: "One year later, the only award Boozer contends for is the Santana Award (given annually to the biggest sellout named Carlos)."
That's quality comedy, folks. And that's not all! He's helpfully pointed out CarlosLoozer.com, which is flipping awesome.
Anyway, the article is here($) if you have Insider. If you don't, just go to CarlosLoozer.com. It's better than work.