OT- Hi, I'm Reckless

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May 21st, 2009 at 10:56 AM
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iawolve
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OT- Hi, I'm Reckless

I am not sure what is it about the video that Brian embedded in the "Your Stupid, Stupid Minds" post, but I find that I want to watch the clip over and over.

Is it the realization that Idiocracy is upon us? Should I now be looking for the "Ow, My Balls" show on the Violence Channel? The slow motion head first fail is just beyond me. Or is it that I can't understand why anyone would make their cat play the keyboard (or even think of the concept, granted it is a YouTube wonder now). Or is it simply the juxtaposition of these two images that short circuit the mind a bit when you realize how ridiculous the mash up is. Some therapy from the gallery would be appreciated.

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May 21st, 2009 at 12:05 PM | This reminds me of my (Score:1)
His Dudeness
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This reminds me of my girlfriends mom. My girlfriends mom legitimately believes that the world is ending very soon because we have "turned into Sodom and Gomorrah." I disagree with the concept of heaven or hell, myself, so I think she is just funny as farts.

The last thing that set her off (while I was in attendance)was a commercial for Trojan condoms. I kid you not.

I prefer to believe that if the world ends while I am alive that those have to be odds much greater than winning the lottery. Enjoy it, lucky!!

As for therapy? Always remember that for every horribly dumb person you meet, there is someone out there that would make them seem genius. I, for one, find comfort in that, dude.

or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

May 21st, 2009 at 12:31 PM | This might be OT (Score:1)
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but I think you're gonna burn in hell. Pack light but take a umbrella, I hear falling brimstone hurts like the dickens.

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. ~Dan Birdwell

May 21st, 2009 at 12:43 PM | That is strong (Score:1)
His Dudeness
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How do you burn when you are dead?

How would anything hurt if I were dead?

The whole concept seems fictional to me.

or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

May 21st, 2009 at 7:51 PM | + 1 (Score:1)
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+ 1

Hail! To the Conquering Heroes!

May 22nd, 2009 at 6:20 AM | +3 (Score:1)
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+3

 

Biz hundert azoi ve tsvantsik

May 22nd, 2009 at 8:14 PM | Sorry Dude (Score:1)
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I wasn't entirely serious about the post. I don't even know what brimstone is. Also, you going to Hell, just keeding! That would make me judgemental, which I'm not. I judge.
As to your questions, it's your body that's dead, not your spirit. You must separate your body from your spirit. Spiritually...me thinks the spiritual existence is rarely touched by man, and if so just the very tip of the iceberg. Esp is spiritual, for example. We don't have any control over that. Some of us perhaps can tap in, but no control. That said, I could understand why the concept could seem fictional to you, but just a little faith on your part would allow for the concept to be miraculous.

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. ~Dan Birdwell

May 21st, 2009 at 12:38 PM | what's the problem, it sounds (Score:1)
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what's the problem, it sounds like she has an idea of what she thinks is good for her and her family. So what?

May 21st, 2009 at 3:50 PM | Oh,I shouldn't...howeva! (Score:1)
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If you find yourself on fire....remeber these three words...stop,drop and roll.

Remeber to send us a post...

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May 21st, 2009 at 4:54 PM | For you should know that (Score:1)
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The God that holds you over the pit of hell, much as one holds a spider, or some loathsome insect over the fire, abhors you, and is dreadfully provoked: his wrath towards you burns like fire; he looks upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be cast into the fire; he is of purer eyes than to bear to have you in his sight; you are ten thousand times more abominable in his eyes, than the most hateful venomous serpent is in ours. You have offended him infinitely more than ever a stubborn rebel did his prince; and yet it is nothing but his hand that holds you from falling into the fire every moment. It is to be ascribed to nothing else, that you did not go to hell the last night; that you were suffered to awake again in this world, after you closed your eyes to sleep. And there is no other reason to be given, why you have not dropped into hell since you arose in the morning, but that God's hand has held you up.

"I got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me"

May 21st, 2009 at 5:05 PM | MGoIdiot Disclaimer: (Score:1)
Terminate Carr
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MGoIdiot Disclaimer: Do not read anything into this post.

For some reason, this is how I read your post.

I got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me over the pit of hell!!!

I even read it as if Marcus Slocum himself was reading it to me.

May 21st, 2009 at 12:44 PM | No problem (Score:1)
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No problem

or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

May 21st, 2009 at 12:58 PM | Will have to back you on this one (Score:1)
iawolve
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If a condom commercial sets her off, there are other issues there. Good luck with that one.

May 21st, 2009 at 2:01 PM | Wait until she sees the commercial (Score:1)
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for EXtenz

"Everyone gets dumped Gabe. Let me give you some advice: a little coverup on your Adams Apple will make it appear smaller. Which will make you appear less like a transvestite." 

May 21st, 2009 at 2:54 PM | The girl is nothing like her (Score:1)
His Dudeness
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The girl is nothing like her mom or I would have never started dating her.

Her mom is nice and all, just a touch on the crazy side. As in "Jesus spoke to me last night" crazy.

or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

May 21st, 2009 at 3:42 PM | that doesn't mean she's (Score:1)
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that doesn't mean she's crazy. I think you should just back off the subject.

May 21st, 2009 at 3:47 PM | Yeah (Score:1)
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You could offend a lot of people (myself included) with that one. Don't go there.

Maize n Brew

May 21st, 2009 at 4:14 PM | Aren't you from West (Score:1)
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Aren't you from West Michigan? Shouldn't you be used to this stuff by now?

By the way, if you're looking to escape, you could come to LA. From what I've seen, Jesus has never even visited.

May 21st, 2009 at 4:31 PM | Yeah I know, I know. I have (Score:1)
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Yeah I know, I know. I have been trying to leave my whole life just never had the opportunity. Getting my MBA from the UofM should help me get out of fly over country.

I do love some aspects of it (going to home games, teh summers, low crime), but then there are the Jerards and the winters that tend to stick in your side like a needle. A really whiny and intolerant of others beliefs needle.

or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

May 21st, 2009 at 6:07 PM | We're Dutch. (Score:1)
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We're Dutch.

Maize n Brew

May 22nd, 2009 at 2:01 PM | You ain't much (Score:1)
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if you ain't Dutch.

Ugh.

 

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May 21st, 2009 at 1:20 PM | alright, (Score:1)
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another original, inspired internet opinion postulating on Idiocracy and present day society.

May 21st, 2009 at 10:29 PM | I believe God loves you. You (Score:1)
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I believe God loves you. You are his creation. We are all like children of God. A Father loves his children. Even though we haved sinned, he does not find us loathsome. His eyes do not burn with wrath when they behold us. His greatest desire is to gather you into his arms. To save us from our inequities. Proof of that is in Jesus Christ. Who died the death that we all deserved in order to reconcile us with God our Father in heaven.

God bless
Go blue
and God bless Blue

May 21st, 2009 at 11:04 PM | + infinity. (Score:1)
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+ infinity.

Maize n Brew

May 22nd, 2009 at 7:50 AM | Note related only to first post... (Score:1)
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I would absolutely watch "Ow, my balls!" were it to make it to the air. Heck, I'd Tivo the thing!

Just something about watching shots to the pills... You don't want to watch, but you can't tear your eyes away.

"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
May 23rd, 2009 at 6:14 PM | well... (Score:1)
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