so in joining an mgoblog fantasy leauge i need a name ... it has to somehow include a sexual reference, michigan football, and somehow make fun of some player associated with the program (Boren, Sheridan, Wermers, Stevie Brown, etc.) ... the best i have come up with so far is Stevie Brown's Striptease but I feel there must be a better one ... thoughts? also would be open to absolutly amazing names not with mich football like 2 Mannings, 1 Cup
OT --- Fantasy Football Team Names
I am always the Muffin Stuffers.
I don't play fantasy sports but I have a good baseball name: The Brogna Balogna.
Boren's Vaginal Blood Farts.
somehow but i just havent come up with a good one yet ... im not a huge fane of names with more than 3 words in it for whatever reason
Man, that's gross. But still, +1 for the funny.
am looking for a name. I'm not in the same fantasy league, but I am looking for a new team name. I was the Riptide Rape a few years back, but that was pretty lame and it was more of the last thing I could think of.
I'm a huge fan of the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and in the movie they show a clip of Russell Brand singing "We've got to do something".
At the 2:54 second mark he holds up a sign that reads "sodomize intolerance" I've always been a big fan of using that as my team name
If that doesn't float your boat and you want to go with something a little more subtle, i've also used the name "Najeh filled my hamper" for those unfamiliar with the story, check it out:
FSM was a fantastic movie.
i love the sodomize idea ... love that movie ... might have to go with it
so I keep my name nice and simple.
Hail to the Victor
is my stand-by.
Fresh Tuna Keeps Em Cumming ... in reference to a quote from the heartbreak kid about a subway and parcells coming back to the leauge and won with it but i think it was a one hit wonder
Sadly I drafted tom brady, so I soon became the cheap shot chiefs. The early favorite this year is multiple scoregasm though.
I always go with the classic "Joey Harrington" as my team's name. It works well for me.
If you want a Michigan related one you could do "Mallett's Indoor Sprinkler", "Feagin's Five Finger Discount" or "Boren's Family Values."
How about "Ohio State Sucks Dick"? Its straight to the point.
one of those dildo fanboys from GoBlueWolverine
i generally go with special sauce (because i love me a double entendre and a big mac) but "plutt bugs" is one of my favorites i've seen
I had "The Well Hungarians"
Combine two former Wolverines and get....
Feely My Breastons
Yeah I know it is kinda harsh, but is true?
What are you doing here?
Geez it is fantasy football and he only got 30 days in jail.
Maybe you think about Mike Valenti too much and should start listening to wtka.
Don't really understand the crush some UM fans have for him....
Proly been on here longer then you btw.
Word 2ya Muvuhz.
that you can't name your team "assassins" due to vulgarity concerns.
Two of my betters ones I've had are: Omnipresent Field Generals or (on the logo helmet on ESPN: OMFG!)
and last year: Vick's Kennel Club.
had it for 10+ years, including all my IM teams while at UM.
But for a Michigan related name, how about:
Naked Carr Wash
Zygotes of Barwis
Zoltan and the Magnificent 7
Navarre & the Stegosauruses
Justin "Case You Need To" Turner?
Vlad "Im Not a Spartan"
J'Ron "But You Can't Catchem" Stokes
Denard "Coo Coo Catcho" Robinson
Kevin "Paper or Plastic" Koger
"If the Glove Doesnt" Fitz Toussant
Vincent "Starry Starry NIght" Smith
Roy "You Spin Me Right" Roundtree
Justin "from the Newsroom, I'm a Quitter" Boren
Dan "Dean" Wermer DEAD!
Brandon "MIP" MInor, aka Minor in Possession
MIke "Hunt" Shaw "Itches"
Hopefully you can change your name still
My Cox is Griese and Huyge
Henne on the rocks
Blame it on the Henne
Feel the Forcier
Don't Mesko with the Zoltan
Tate sleeps in a Crable