so in joining an mgoblog fantasy leauge i need a name ... it has to somehow include a sexual reference, michigan football, and somehow make fun of some player associated with the program (Boren, Sheridan, Wermers, Stevie Brown, etc.) ... the best i have come up with so far is Stevie Brown's Striptease but I feel there must be a better one ... thoughts? also would be open to absolutly amazing names not with mich football like 2 Mannings, 1 Cup
I am always the Muffin
I don't play fantasy sports
I don't play fantasy sports but I have a good baseball name: The Brogna Balogna.
SEX MACHINE
Boren's Vaginal Blood Farts.
Boren's Vaginal Blood Farts.
ive been trying to work with boren
somehow but i just havent come up with a good one yet ... im not a huge fane of names with more than 3 words in it for whatever reason
Just Win Baby
Man, that's gross. But
Man, that's gross. But still, +1 for the funny.
Stay thirsty my friends
I too...
am looking for a name. I'm not in the same fantasy league, but I am looking for a new team name. I was the Riptide Rape a few years back, but that was pretty lame and it was more of the last thing I could think of.
I can only continue to reference the fact that I live in an onion factory.
I'm a huge fan of the movie
I'm a huge fan of the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and in the movie they show a clip of Russell Brand singing "We've got to do something".
At the 2:54 second mark he holds up a sign that reads "sodomize intolerance" I've always been a big fan of using that as my team name
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI4XLhY10VA
If that doesn't float your boat and you want to go with something a little more subtle, i've also used the name "Najeh filled my hamper" for those unfamiliar with the story, check it out:
FSM was a fantastic movie.
FSM was a fantastic movie.
ohhh
i love the sodomize idea ... love that movie ... might have to go with it
Just Win Baby
I'm in a league with a bunch of SEC clowns
so I keep my name nice and simple.
Hail to the Victor
Pubic Zirconium
is my stand-by.
last yr i went with
Fresh Tuna Keeps Em Cumming ... in reference to a quote from the heartbreak kid about a subway and parcells coming back to the leauge and won with it but i think it was a one hit wonder
Just Win Baby
last year i was motown mediocrity
Sadly I drafted tom brady, so I soon became the cheap shot chiefs. The early favorite this year is multiple scoregasm though.
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I always go with the classic
I always go with the classic "Joey Harrington" as my team's name. It works well for me.
If you want a Michigan related one you could do "Mallett's Indoor Sprinkler", "Feagin's Five Finger Discount" or "Boren's Family Values."
How about "Ohio State Sucks
How about "Ohio State Sucks Dick"? Its straight to the point.
You sound like
one of those dildo fanboys from GoBlueWolverine
i generally go with special
i generally go with special sauce (because i love me a double entendre and a big mac) but "plutt bugs" is one of my favorites i've seen
I had "The Well Hungarians"
I had "The Well Hungarians"
Huge Breastons
Huge Breastons
Even better...
Combine two former Wolverines and get....
Feely My Breastons
Lead Foot Stallworth
Yeah I know it is kinda harsh, but is true?
GO BLUE!
Mike Valenti???
What are you doing here?
Are you always on?
Geez it is fantasy football and he only got 30 days in jail.
Maybe you think about Mike Valenti too much and should start listening to wtka.
Don't really understand the crush some UM fans have for him....
Proly been on here longer then you btw.
GO BLUE!
D-Cone Street Team
Word 2ya Muvuhz.
What the Hell. -Jack Burton
Febreze!!!
Febreze!!!
I also learned today
that you can't name your team "assassins" due to vulgarity concerns.
On ESPN
that is
Two of my betters ones I've
Two of my betters ones I've had are: Omnipresent Field Generals or (on the logo helmet on ESPN: OMFG!)
and last year: Vick's Kennel Club.
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Polish Armada
had it for 10+ years, including all my IM teams while at UM.
But for a Michigan related name, how about:
Naked Carr Wash
Zygotes of Barwis
Zoltan and the Magnificent 7
Joppru Juice
Griese Skids
Navarre & the Stegosauruses
"So I come out of Ohio Stadium after we beat the Buckeyes, and right there on the hood of my friend's car, some one took a dump, in the shape of an 'O'. no shit. Oh, sorry, bad pun."
How bout these?
Justin "Case You Need To" Turner?
Vlad "Im Not a Spartan"
J'Ron "But You Can't Catchem" Stokes
Denard "Coo Coo Catcho" Robinson
Kevin "Paper or Plastic" Koger
"If the Glove Doesnt" Fitz Toussant
Vincent "Starry Starry NIght" Smith
Roy "You Spin Me Right" Roundtree
Justin "from the Newsroom, I'm a Quitter" Boren
Dan "Dean" Wermer DEAD!
Brandon "MIP" MInor, aka Minor in Possession
MIke "Hunt" Shaw "Itches"
Eff....EL.....EYE....EN...TEE........
Here are some
Hopefully you can change your name still
My Cox is Griese and Huyge
Breaston Plants
Henne on the rocks
Blame it on the Henne
Feel the Forcier
Don't Mesko with the Zoltan
Tate sleeps in a Crable
I am always the Muffin Stuffers.