I was just looking up Darris Sawtelle to answer another post, when I happened upon this article that just confirmed to me how much I can't stand this creepy guy. His wife is incredibly hot, I give you that. But everything about him seems contrived. It's probably wrong to take shots at his kids, but he and his wife Layla named them Landry and Presley Kiffen; the newborn is Monte Knox Kiffen. Whatever, I just need to ignore this guy, and eventually he'll go away.
This is maaaaybe premature there, ESPN. Maryland #1 FWIW.