http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/09/erin-andrews-takes-one-on-the-chin/
Oh my.
national champs baby
OT - Erin Andrews takes a line drive to the face
July 9th, 2009 at 1:50 PM
#1
OT - Erin Andrews takes a line drive to the face
July 9th, 2009 at 1:54 PM | 
OUCH
OUCH
July 9th, 2009 at 1:55 PM |
And...
And...
... commence ball to face jokes... now.
July 9th, 2009 at 1:58 PM |
^^^^
Zing
^^^^
Zing
^^^^
Zing
July 9th, 2009 at 2:56 PM |
I can think of so many...
I can think of so many...
TV/sports celebrities who could use a little "chin music" instead of Erin Andrews.
1. Skip Bayless.
2. Colin Cowherd
3. I can't remember because of selective amnesia, but the guy who took the Tebow lovefest to the level it is at now by kissing his butt during the National Championship game.
Am I missing anyone?
July 9th, 2009 at 3:07 PM |
3. I can't remember because
3. I can't remember because
3. I can't remember because of selective amnesia, but the guy who took the Tebow lovefest to the level it is at now by kissing his butt during the National Championship game.
That would be Thom Brennaman, who is absolutely awful. Not as bad as Joe Buck, but close. Joe Buck is to Thom Brennaman as herpes are to genital warts.
Am I missing anyone?
Only about 500 or so.
July 9th, 2009 at 3:14 PM |
"Joe Buck is to Thom Brennamen as herpes...
"Joe Buck is to Thom Brennamen as herpes...
"Joe Buck is to Thom Brennamen as herpes are to genital warts". I think that was one of the analogy questions in the verbal section of the most recent SAT.
We ARE Michigan....COME GET SOME!!!
July 9th, 2009 at 3:20 PM |
I'd rather listen to all of them than
I'd rather listen to all of them than
(sexism alert!) Pam Ward. Sorry, chicks announcing games? Not so much. I want full equality in every area except football announcing.
"Everyone gets dumped Gabe. Let me give you some advice: a little coverup on your Adams Apple will make it appear smaller. Which will make you appear less like a transvestite."
July 9th, 2009 at 3:26 PM |
Pam Ward sucks because she
Pam Ward sucks because she
Pam Ward sucks because she sucks. Not because she's female.
July 9th, 2009 at 3:33 PM |
Agreed. Her total lack of
Agreed. Her total lack of
Agreed. Her total lack of knowledge or wherewithal has nothing to do with her gender--she's simply unprofessional and lousy.
July 9th, 2009 at 4:16 PM |
God, I hope Michigan is
God, I hope Michigan is
God, I hope Michigan is better to the point that we won't have any games called by her. The Minnesota game was absolutely atrocious; I put it on mute at one point.
July 9th, 2009 at 4:51 PM |
I agree she sucks regardless of gender but...
I agree she sucks regardless of gender but...
I still think a woman will never sound right announcing a football game no matter how knowledgeable.
"Everyone gets dumped Gabe. Let me give you some advice: a little coverup on your Adams Apple will make it appear smaller. Which will make you appear less like a transvestite."
July 9th, 2009 at 3:28 PM |
The woman thing doesn't
The woman thing doesn't
The woman thing doesn't bother me so much. It's that she's completely clueless. Even if she were a dude she'd still be awful at her job.
July 9th, 2009 at 3:35 PM |
Pam Ward and Ray Bentley call
Pam Ward and Ray Bentley call
Pam Ward and Ray Bentley call all the great Northwestern/MSU match ups. Between her monotone play by play and his michigan accent full of "tackle eems" and "breaking down the obvious" calls makes keith jackson look like a never was.
July 9th, 2009 at 4:54 PM |
There is no verbal section
There is no verbal section
There is no verbal section anymore.
July 9th, 2009 at 8:17 PM |
I think you mean oral section
I think you mean oral section
I think you mean oral section
July 9th, 2009 at 3:13 PM |
How about Todd Harris? I
How about Todd Harris? I
How about Todd Harris? I don't think Lloyd liked him too much!
"That's tremendous, Jim."
July 9th, 2009 at 3:50 PM |
JOE MORGAN.
Every time I hear
JOE MORGAN.
Every time I hear
JOE MORGAN.
Every time I hear a mlb game he is calling, my roommate thinks I should take up boxing as a more productive way to blow off steam.
Are you a park ranger at Yellowstone? Say hi to Yogi Bear for me. - the_big_house 500th
I may not be a 70 year old man. - Herm
July 9th, 2009 at 9:28 PM |
joe morgan is responsible for
joe morgan is responsible for
joe morgan is responsible for 79% of all sunday evening domestic violence charges
great and omniscient Grand Poobah of the WLA
July 9th, 2009 at 3:28 PM |
+1
+1
+1
July 9th, 2009 at 3:38 PM |
Two things come to mind
Two things come to mind
1. Quoth the Simpsons, "She ain't so pretty no more."
2. Quoth Dane Cook, "What was Erin Andrews doing putting her face next to line drives?"
—Never Forget guy
July 9th, 2009 at 4:15 PM |
Nah, the better Dane Cook
Nah, the better Dane Cook
Nah, the better Dane Cook line (which fits oh so more appropriately here) would be "what was Erin Andrews doing putting her face next to balls?"
July 9th, 2009 at 4:01 PM |
I hit the link hoping for a
I hit the link hoping for a
I hit the link hoping for a video... but alas, none existed.
That and I'm far too scared to try to see if one exists - throwing 'Erin Andrews', 'ball', 'drive', and 'face' into Google just doesn't seem like a good idea.
July 9th, 2009 at 4:08 PM |
You and I have wildly
You and I have wildly
You and I have wildly different views on what is and is not a good idea.
July 9th, 2009 at 4:49 PM |
Sounds like an idea that
Sounds like an idea that
Sounds like an idea that might require a monthly subscription
July 9th, 2009 at 5:38 PM |
By "doesn't seem like a good
By "doesn't seem like a good
By "doesn't seem like a good idea" you mean NSFW, yes? Because to me that sounds like a nice romantic evening.
July 9th, 2009 at 4:34 PM |
Pam Ward sounds bad no matter
Pam Ward sounds bad no matter
Pam Ward sounds bad no matter whether she knows what she's talking about or not. A woman cannot do play-by-play for sports and it sucks that they put her onto Big 10 games. Why can't they at least put her onto the shitty Wednesday night MAC or C-USA games that nobody watches? She was put in the booth almost as an experiment and for some reason, ESPN keeps her in there. Maybe it's to avoid getting sued. I don't know.
July 9th, 2009 at 4:37 PM |
Prediction: within 10 years,
Prediction: within 10 years,
Prediction: within 10 years, there will be a lawsuit that forces Major League Baseball to put up netting along the entire first- and third-base lines. And yeah, it'll suck.
July 9th, 2009 at 8:50 PM |
Won't be necessary
Won't be necessary
In 10 years, people will deflect foul balls with their minds.
Ann Arbor is a classy broad.
"Get off my plane!" - Ricky Stanzi, Air Force One 2
July 9th, 2009 at 9:40 PM |
I'm more than happy to
I'm more than happy to
I'm more than happy to volunteer certain people to deflect foul balls with the minds right now.
Jokes about this are too easy.
"The world is an imperfect place, screws fall out all the time".