so much for that
OT - douchey MgoBlog users
May 18th, 2009 at 9:05 PM | 
Rich and smart people are
Rich and smart people are
May 18th, 2009 at 9:13 PM |
I take back my fighting
I take back my fighting
I take back my fighting statement. I will kill you with kindness? Is that okay with you white pony?
Magnus am I forgiven?
WolvinLA please say one little cuss for me?
Anyways, watching the Pens game and I want a repeat of last year. Wings in 5 or 6 against Pens is cool with me.
May 18th, 2009 at 10:27 PM |
holy fricken balls
holy fricken balls
this thread blew up in the time I left work and went out to play hockey.
I'm only replying to offer my thanks to those that left kind words. Thanks. Life goes on, I get by. I sometimes fight for my place on this planet, but don't we all?
May 18th, 2009 at 10:38 PM |
those WHO left kinds words...
those WHO left kinds words...
Just kidding. I was wanting to point out that the defense of proper English isn't owned by rich, whiny, spoiled brats, but your example far exceeds anything I could have offered. It's an amazing story, and you should be proud of what you've achieved. Just make sure errors like the one above don't happen again.
May 18th, 2009 at 10:42 PM |
those who left KIND words...
those who left KIND words...
ZING...
May 18th, 2009 at 10:43 PM |
damn
damn
that is all.
May 18th, 2009 at 10:47 PM |
Just joking around. I even
Just joking around. I even
Just joking around. I even tried to add this to the last post but you were too fast.
May 18th, 2009 at 10:57 PM |
Your jus lucky
Your jus lucky
that you aren't hear, cuz Id kick you're but.
May 19th, 2009 at 12:27 PM |
Don't go their.
Don't go their.
Don't go their.
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
Blogging the Virginia Cavaliers at http://fromoldvirginia.blogspot.com/<
May 18th, 2009 at 10:48 PM |
[meta-humor]
[meta-humor]
[flippant rant about douches that correct grammar]
[long-winded, baseless arguments without point]
[questioning of previous poster's sexual orientation]
[insincere vow/empty threat to never return to website again]
[similar warning telling previous poster to not even bother responding because it won't be read]
May 18th, 2009 at 11:18 PM |
"OT topics" is
"OT topics" is
"OT topics" is redundant
What's worse: arrogant, rich, smart people, or angry average people with huge chips on their shoulder's that hate everything and everyone?
'Murica & Footbaw: That's what Michigan Does
May 19th, 2009 at 1:43 AM |
in keeping with the theme of
in keeping with the theme of
in keeping with the theme of this thread, and the 5 beers I drank at ABC, it's "shoulders" - nothing possessive about shoulders in your statement.
Also, how many of you have seen the grammar correction on the wall of the 1st floor men's bathroom of ABC? I always thought it was great, and especially thought so tonight.
May 19th, 2009 at 12:45 PM |
thank you for correcting me.
thank you for correcting me.
thank you for correcting me. I wouldn't want to do that wrong in 'real life' situations.
the wealth of knowledge and free grammar/spelling lessons provided by this board are invaluable.
'Murica & Footbaw: That's what Michigan Does
May 19th, 2009 at 8:46 AM |
I wonder if this thread sets a record
I wonder if this thread sets a record
for comments. Off the top of my head I don't recall 187, now 188 comments before, Maybe an old McFarlin thread perhaps.
"Everyone gets dumped Gabe. Let me give you some advice: a little coverup on your Adams Apple will make it appear smaller. Which will make you appear less like a transvestite."
May 19th, 2009 at 12:27 PM |
This thread:
This thread:
I laughed.
I cried.
It became a part of me.
Thank you so much.
Guststus Similis Pullus
May 19th, 2009 at 12:36 PM |
You know, I didn't go to
You know, I didn't go to
You know, I didn't go to Michigan. But my DAD did. And he's a LAWYER, and just you wait til HE hears about this. I'm actually gonna go in to work today at the job he got me at the firm JUST to show him this thread. He'll sue you for so much money that he'll be able to buy me a new Benz, 'cause I smashed the old one on a tree.
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
Blogging the Virginia Cavaliers at http://fromoldvirginia.blogspot.com/<
May 19th, 2009 at 12:47 PM |
Jesus
Jesus
It took me a half hour to read this thread. We really need September to come.
May 19th, 2009 at 2:05 PM |
Do you work as a cashier at Potbelly Sandwiches?
Do you work as a cashier at Potbelly Sandwiches?
This isn't a dig, but seriously... do you? 20 second long interactions with UM students while making food, combined with complaining about State Street jaywalkers makes me think one of the sandwich shops on the main campus drag. I was leaning towards JJ, but you mentioned having to ask what sort of sandwich a customer has, which JJ doesn't do and Potbelly does in order to ring you up. Amers has more non-student customers than student, Cosi's interactions last longer than 20 seconds, and Redhawk is sit down. I'm ruling out the Philly sub shop or whatever it is, because no one goes there. That leaves only Chipotle and Potbelly, and the workers I see at Potbelly seem more like Deftones listeners than Chipotle's people. So, Potbelly?
This is the sort of knowledge you acquire when your number of cheap sandwiches consumed between classes is so large as to be measured in scientific notation.
August 23rd, 2010 at 10:45 PM |
This type of logic and
This type of logic and
This type of logic and problem-solving is another great example of the real-world skills of the Michigan students and alumni.
Syracuse '03, Michigan G'05
Space bitches, space.
May 19th, 2009 at 2:09 PM |
So, in summation:
If you're a
So, in summation:
If you're a
So, in summation:
If you're a current Michigan student, I'd steer clear of Potbelly's or any other State Street eatery. There is an extremely angry EMU student spitting (or worse) in your Wreck.
May 19th, 2009 at 2:53 PM |
It is my one goal in life to
It is my one goal in life to
It is my one goal in life to one day start a board topic that has more than 200 comments on it.
Joppru For Heisman
May 19th, 2009 at 3:11 PM |
Just write a hilariously
Just write a hilariously
Just write a hilariously wrong topic post attacking everyone at the college you supposedly support, and then attack anyone who dares to point out the wrongness. Not too hard.
May 19th, 2009 at 3:35 PM |
And if you use poor grammar and spelling,
And if you use poor grammar and spelling,
you are sure to boost the number of replies as well.
May 19th, 2009 at 3:03 PM |
Comment 199
Comment 199
because this thread needs it
May 20th, 2009 at 4:37 PM |
I'm leaving another comment
I'm leaving another comment
I'm leaving another comment just to bump this thing back up to the top.
Because that's where this masterpiece belongs.
I believe that we have reached the pinnacle of internet posting here. Not just in regards to the OP, but with the wide array of smart-ass replies, angry replies and downright disturbing ones.
Internet, this is your retirement swan song.
No question, Jim.
May 21st, 2009 at 11:40 AM |
Teach me the ways of the image embed
Teach me the ways of the image embed
Everyone who posted in this thread deserves a t-shirt.
Since I don't remember how to post images in comments, here's the link.
http://www.thewrightstache.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/doucheymgoblog...
(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.
May 21st, 2009 at 4:54 PM |
Here you go:
Here you go:
May 21st, 2009 at 6:58 PM |
Nice. They would be really
Nice. They would be really
Nice. They would be really awesome if you could have your username printed on top of the back, like the last name on a jersey. I would have to hide it from my girlfriend though, she would drop be like a bad habit if she found it.
May 21st, 2009 at 7:03 PM |
I'd like my name on the back
I'd like my name on the back
I'd like my name on the back that is followed below in quotations "knows nothing of the real world" or "knows how to spell" either one, I'm not picky.
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:25 AM |
I propose that it gets
I propose that it gets
set up like the Black Shirts at Nebraska...you should have to EARN the right to wear one of those bad boys.
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:13 PM |
I like it....
I like it....
but who would be the first mgocommenter to have this enormous honor bestowed upon them?
Tough choices indeed!
May 22nd, 2009 at 7:33 PM |
me
me
yes please.
i will buy one.
#227
"A swing can happen at any time," "Sudden change is part of the game. We've got to fight." -John Thompson
May 21st, 2009 at 9:44 PM |
Just like the military, it
Just like the military, it
Just like the military, it needs ribbon bars on the left chest.
Medals could be presented for:
Grammar Nazi - ten confirmed kills.
Maintaining a condescending air in the face of extreme ignorance.
Going above and beyond the call to arrogance.
et al
December 30th, 2009 at 3:50 PM |
thx to tacopants yr in review
thx to tacopants yr in review
i finally read this thread and cant believe i missed it in may
I'd like to nominate it for "thread of 2009"
or even better "thread of the decade"
P.S. yes i would like a tshirt (even this late)
P.P.S. yes i am an douche student at michigan who loves talking on his phone when individuals clearly of less worth from that school to our east make me yummy potbellies
Just Win Baby
December 30th, 2009 at 6:07 PM |
This certainly should be attached to the main page
This certainly should be attached to the main page
One of the best posts EVER on any sports or non-sports blog...period. I didn't even go to M and I understand that the author has a unique insight that we have never considered before.
I guess my education at Penn State was good for something after all.
December 30th, 2009 at 6:13 PM |
For no apparent reason
For no apparent reason
Other than it fits this thread...
January 23rd, 2010 at 1:29 AM |
seems like a relevant bump as
seems like a relevant bump as
seems like a relevant bump as of late
January 23rd, 2010 at 3:04 AM |
what a great op.
what a great op.
what a great op.
"Come on, people"
August 23rd, 2010 at 9:08 PM |
To Long of a Post?
To Long of a Post?
"I'm sure that some people are going to bitch about me having to long of a post"
First of all, it's "too long of a post."
Second of all, this post was too long.
August 23rd, 2010 at 9:49 PM |
Nice bump
Nice bump
I would personally like to know what you searched to come across this thread.
August 23rd, 2010 at 10:32 PM |
Just because I can
Just because I can
Just because I can, and I love this picture:
August 23rd, 2010 at 10:42 PM |
Next time may I recommend...
Next time may I recommend...
Next time may I recommend...
Syracuse '03, Michigan G'05
Space bitches, space.
August 24th, 2010 at 1:36 AM |
what a bump
what a bump
what a bump
When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing. -- Bo Schembechler
January 13th, 2011 at 3:38 PM |
bump
bump
bump
Rich and smart people are more snobby than those who aren't. It's always been that way and always will be.