Okay, so I'm browsing at mlive, and a link leads me to a discussion of some of the stuff Inge has done, for the sake of voting him into the All-Star game. Based on the direction the list went at the end, it couldn't be avoided.
The list included:
* Inge was a closer in college at VCU, and would come into games from third base without warming up in the bullpen. Against my alma mater, Inge came in and struck out the side with nine straight fastballs, topping out at 96 MPH.
* Inge reportedly hit a home run off of the Comerica Park scoreboard with a metal bat. That scoreboard is well over 500 ft away from home plate.
* He can dunk a basketball, kick a 50-yard field goal, and drive a golf ball 400 yards.
And so I add:
Brandon Inge once hit a home run by giving a ball sitting on the ground a stern look until it picked itself up and ran clear over the center field wall.
Brandon Inge does not drive himself to Comerica Park. He teleports there on pure will power.