Collection of the best yo Moma jokes...btw Im not Wilmer Valderrama FYI
gambling establishment etc
Yo mama started a 2009 prediction thread on mgoblog.
Yo momma like turtles
she went to the bathroom and scared the s%*t out of the toilet.
what's a 'moma' and also 'mamma'????
when she walks into a bank, they turn the cameras off!
is a hooker... wait that's just fact. My bad...
Houses rare Jackson Pollocks and shit.
Jackson Pollocks rulez!
Yo momma so fat, her nickname is 'damn'!
She sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!
She puts on her lipstick with a paint roller!
Your mother is so fat, Zoltan Mesko can't kick her past the line of scrimmage.
Zoltan Mesko can kick EVERYTHING past the line of scrimmage
How dare you insult the Space Emperor.
Where did you find this picture of my mom?
Your mamma is so old, when God said "Let their be light", she struck a match.
is like the Magic Bullet (http://www.buythebullet.com), she's easy to turn on, finishes quickly, and is only $19.95.
Yo mamma is so fat, last time she stepped on the scale she saw 90210. OOOO!
Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this. Dorothy Mantooth is a saint...
Classic line... but I'm going to take Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again!!!!!
Where'd you get those clothes, at the toilet store?
Yo moma so fat that when she stepped on the scale she thought it was her own phone #.
is so fat she uses the Richter scale
Yo mama so fat, she wore a Malcolm X hat and a helicopter landed on her!! Heyo!
When did these turn into Charlie Weis jokes?
Are you trying to say that Charlie Weis is your mom? I'm sorry, but that's just burning yourself my friend.
is so ugly, Picasso took her picture and called it Cubism
even a 3-year-old can turn her on.
that leads to rape. Rape is not cool in my book.
is so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says 'DING'.
If ugliness were bricks, yo mama would be a housing project.
So dumb, she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company
Yo mama so fat, by the time she gets on a pair of BVDs it spells Boulevard.
She thought an elevator was a mobile home
She thought Quarterback was a 25 cent refund.
I told her it was chilly outside and she ran out the door with a bowl and a spoon.
Your momma is so dumb, she went to OSU.
she didn't get in to OSU.
She had to put a pack of Now and Latters on layaway.
She looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock!
Yo mamma is like a brick. She's flat, dirty, and gets layed by Mexicans
she jumped in the air and got stuck!!
she keeps a tapemeasure next to the bed to see how long she sleeps!!
is a fine role model, an upstanding citizen, a timeless beauty possessed of a first rate mind. She is the rose in spring, the belle of every ball, a font of wisdom in the guise of an angel. She is Helen, Cleopatra, and Jeanne d'Arc but with nicer shoes. She's also from Columbus.