hmmmm
Well, it's like 3-day
Well, it's like 3-day bash...I get free t-shirts so I thought I would take advantage of it.
Graffiti Party
I was once in on a bachelor party and we had everybody go out in a plain white tee and bring a marker... then every bar you go people are encouraged to sign/write on the shirt. While the night becomes more and more of a blur, the shirt gets more full and vulgar as the night goes on. Part of the fun was waking up the next day and reading all of the comments all over the shirt.
And, personally speaking, do NOT EVER, EVER agree to meet up with your inlaws for lunch the following morning after your bachelor party.
how about
buy me a shot, im tying the knot.
I went to one that included a baseball game, golf, a pig roast, several adult beverages, and a tit bar. Doesn't get much better than that.
That's what mine will
That's what mine will entail...
Beverages
I thought as I was reading your post that we might've attended the same bachelor party until I got to the point where you said "several adult beverages". Had you said "copious amounts of booze" instead then there would've probably been a good chance we know each other.
How bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. Ha ha ha. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolfpack.
Congrats
It's no good for a man to work in cages.
Hits the town, he drinks his wages.
--The Clash
HAHA - thanks man.
HAHA - thanks man.
Ok, this is really bad.
You know the difference between Jelly and Jam?
I can't Jelly my dick into a strippers ass.
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
That is awesome. Definitely
That is awesome. Definitely going to use that! lol
Touchdown Michigan!
ok
you can wear a t-shirt with lifesavers all over it
reading: suck for a buck
All good, keep 'em coming.
All good, keep 'em coming.
Best Man
I thought the best man was suppose to handle to Bachelors Party.
Anyway forget the T shirt and get the Bed sheets TOGA TOGA.
Yeah he is handling it - we
Yeah he is handling it - we are both trying to think up ideas for this.
GO TO VEGAS. I just got back
GO TO VEGAS. I just got back from Vegas, stayed at Encore (it was sick). Anyway, they have a regular pool, then they also have a 21+ "European" pool. This means topless. Early in the day, only the 40 year olds are topless (but still hot ones) then as the day goes and the liquor flows the young ladies follow suit. Just a suggestion.
Wouldn't expect anything less
Wouldn't expect anything less from you.
There was a group of girls
There was a group of girls there for a friend's 21st bday and by the end of the day they were all doing chicken fights.
Did you
Did you sing them showtunes?
Swallow or Spit?
That is the Question.
"Everyone gets dumped Gabe. Let me give you some advice: a little coverup on your Adams Apple will make it appear smaller. Which will make you appear less like a transvestite."
wolverine1987
We usually agree on things around here but the line was drawn and you just leapt over it. lol
EDIT- nevermind, I just realized there are no lines around here.
"Run and armpunt that, homeboy." -Brian 10/22/12
I always enjoyed this one...
I always enjoyed this one... Short, simple, and to the point.
http://www.teesforall.com/images/Humor_Wedding_Game_Over_Black_Shirt.jpg
Excellent
Awesome shirt. I say you combine that with the tuxedo T-shirt. Tuxedo on front and you put the game over on the back. That would be a sweet shirt. I'd even get one.
Smoke Green, Snort White
Can't Read, Can't Write
Go Blue
I have a bachelor party question
What is the earliest acceptable time frame(time before wedding)for a bachelors party?
I will be getting married next year and if I had any say in the matter I would want a Kentucky Derby bachelor party*. However, the Derby is a few months before my wedding day.
*I will be going to the Derby regardless. I only ask because it would make one hell of a bachelors party.
I thought about it as well.
I thought about it as well. I don't think there is a timeframe needed for a Bachelor Party as long as it serves its purpose and people wet their pants at some point.
Dual theme: "All In"
That's all. "All In"
"You don't need a Blaupunkt, you hayseed. You need a curveball!" -- C. Davis
"You ain't gettin' that cheese by me, Meat." -- C. Davis
DAJ
The full outfit
So on the T-Shirts...
Do you get to design your own T-Shirts, or do you just get some random shirts? If you can design em, go for the tuxedo T-shirts. You stay classy.
Smoke Green, Snort White
Can't Read, Can't Write
Go Blue
We can design them. The
We can design them. The front is going to have the name of the bash and the date and then the back will have the saying or whatever on it. All of these are good ideas...thanks for the help!
Definitely
do it in Vegas
Here is your bachelor toast.....
Get the Buddies Together. Hold up the beers. And here is the toast that you have to give:
I offered her my honor,
she honored my offer.
And all night long,
I was honor and offer.
Or...
Here's to Honor:
To getting honor
To staying honor
And if you can't cum in her, come honor.
guys dont do themes or t-shirts
get drunk, play poker
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