also duty-free guys falling over and grabbing their shins
My first reaction is TROLL. Nobody who reads MGoBlog says "Big Blue" unless they are talking about this: http://www.amazon.com/Big-Blue-Directors-Cut/dp/B00004TWZF
Cue Dex, Chitown.
My father-in-law is a huge Kentucky fan. He tells me that "Big Blue" is what they call themselves. I think the simplicity of just "Blue" makes it more meaningful than all the adjectives you could try to precede it with. It speaks to originality and significance....alright. I'm done. I could go on, but...nah.
Why is one wall of the horseshoe covered with manure?
To keep the flies off the cheerleaders.
Why don't they let OSU cheerleaders do splits?
They are afraid they will stick to the ground.
Why is there a strip of natural grass on the OSU sideline?
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing on the artificial turf.
First "LOLZ" has to buy Justin Boren's food for a year.....
Buckeye and a spartan walking through the woods together come across a set of tracks. The buckeye fan proclaims that they are deer tracks. The spartan turns and replies, "No way, these are definitely from a dog."
They keep arguing back and forth until finally a train hits them.
There's a Michigan and Ohio State fan in third grade. Which one is bigger?
The OSU fan... because he's 18 years old.