Opponent Watch 2016: Week 3 Comment Count

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The Road Ahead:

Penn State (2-1, 0-0 B1G)

Last week: Beat Temple, 34-27

Recap: Everyone joked all off-season about Penn State getting a shot at a revenge game against Temple. Based on their reaction to beating a mediocre Temple team by a touchdown, Penn Staters didn’t seem to understand that we were doing so in a mocking sense. Then again, this shouldn’t be terribly surprising. After all, self-awareness has never been their strong suit.

From a football standpoint, Penn State had a mediocre day, largely because of the fact that the entire team exploded. Saquon Barkley missed much of the game with an ankle injury. Nyeem Wartman-White busted up his knee early, and will miss the rest of the season. This is on top of the fact that Jason Cabinba and Brandon Bell both missed the game with injuries, and their status going forward is unknown. The offensive line remains healthy, but continue to be not good (they were held to 3.1 yards per carry, though they did not surrender a sack).

This team is as frightening as: A team that has incurred the wrath of an angry Olmec deity by holding a ceremony to honor that deity’s nemesis, and the angry deity for some reason doesn’t buy the argument that “we weren’t honoring Xtapolapocetl, we were honoring all of the people who PLAYED for Xtapolapocetl.” Fear Level = 4

Michigan should worry about: Getting too close to Penn State whilst said Olmec deity is exacting his revenge.

Michigan can sleep soundly about: Penn State is 9 of 33 on third down, which is 117th in the country. Michigan’s defense has allowed conversions on 4 of 38 third downs, best in the country.

When they play Michigan: Burn it all.

This week: at Michigan, 3:30 p.m., ABC (Michigan -19(!))

[AFTER THE JUMP: Several movie references that date me]

Wisconsin (3-0, 0-0 B1G)

Last week: Beat Georgia State, 23-17

Recap:

Not Wisconsin’s finest performance, that’s for sure. The defense was just okay; they allowed only 17 points, but they gave up 5.59 yards per play against Georgia State, who had previously put up 4.18 YPP against Ball State (in a 10 point loss, mind you) and 4.12 against Air Force. Then again, 5.59 yards per play is a middle-of-the-pack number, and and 17 points allowed won’t lose you too many games by itself.

No, the real issue for Wisconsin is the offense. They were actually outgained by Georgia State on a per-play basis. Corey Clement was out with an ankle injury, and Dare Ogunbowale (who looked good the previous week against Akron) and Bradrick Shaw were held to a combined 127 yards on 35 carries (3.6 yards per carry). Georgia State allowed 325 yards at 6.25 yards per carry against Ball State (and 425 yards at 5.59 yards per carry against Air Force, but that’s Air Force).

Bart Houston was 10/18 for 91 yards before being yanked for Alex Hornibrook, who had much better success (8/12 for 122 yards, a TD, and a pick that was the receiver’s fault). Houston remains atop the depth chart this week against Michigan State, but who knows what Paul Chryst will do. East Lansing isn’t the idea place for a redshirt freshman to make his first start, but if Houston struggles again, Hornibrook may make an appearance.

[UPDATE: Yep, Hornibrook is starting in East Lansing]

This team is as frightening as: Generic Wisconsin Team, minus competent quarterback play. Fear Level = 7

Michigan should worry about: Wisconsin did beat LSU.

Michigan can sleep soundly about: LSU might not be good.

When they play Michigan: This will be Michigan's last good home game, so light 'em if you've got 'em.

This week: at Michigan State, noon, BTN (MSU -5.5)

Rutgers (2-1, 0-0 B1G)

Last week: Beat New Mexico, 37-28

Recap: This scrappy team never* says die. A week after overcoming a 14-0 deficit to Howard, Rutgers fell down 21-0 in the first quarter against New Mexico**. And did they say die? NO. They did not. They said “prolong this for some reason.” And prolong it they did, scoring the next 31 points en route to a nine point win. They covered the spread. Take that, Vegas. Y’all don’t believe in the #AshEra. But you will.

Chris Laviano demonstrated his arm strength and accuracy, heaving a 75-yard bomb to Jawuan Harris to get Rutgers on the board***. Robert Martin added 169 yards on 21 carries, and overall Rutgers hit 350 yards at 5.65 yards per play****.

THEY BACK, SON.

*Except against Washington. They said die against Washington. A lot.

**In the interest of full disclosure, New Mexico may not be the juggernaut we expected pre-season. They lost the week before to New Mexico State. New Mexico State has an 18-point loss to UTEP and a 20-point loss to Kentucky on its resume. UTEP lost by 52 to Army.

*** I should probably mention that outside of that throw, Laviano was 10 of 26 for 77 yards (2.96 YPA), and remains dead last in the Big Ten at 5.1 yards per attempt on the year.

****Haters would point out that New Mexico gave up 615 yards at 9.04 yards per play against South Dakota

This team is as frightening as: A team that never gives up in the face of adversity.

Black Knight

Fear Level = 2

Michigan should worry about: Janarion Grant returned another punt for a touchdown. His is approaching Will Likely status. DO NOT PUNT TO JANARION GRANT.

Michigan can sleep soundly about: How many times do you really expect Michigan to punt to Rutgers?

When they play Michigan: Oh god that is going to be a fun week. One side is going to be giggling the whole week. The other side is going to be SO SERIOUS. It’ll be like arguing with a three-year-old about whether you REALLY have his nose. Then you go for the two point conversion because the kid talked back too much. Know your role and slow your roll, kid.

This week: vs. Iowa, noon, ESPN2 (Iowa -13.5)

Illinois (1-2, 0-0 B1G)

Last week: Lost to Western Michigan, 34-10

Recap:

Row The Boat

Boat: rowed.

This team is as frightening as: A team that lost by 24 to a MAC team. Fear Level = 3

Michigan should worry about: Illinois leads the Big Ten with 13 sacks.

Michigan can sleep soundly about: Illinois’ cannot get ahead of the sticks. Their standard down line yards per carry and standard down success rate are among the worst in the country.

When they play Michigan: Michigan might get caught looking ahead to the Michigan State game. This will probably not hurt them in any way.

This week: Bye

Michigan State (2-0, 0-0 B1G)

Last week: Won at Notre Dame, 36-28

Recap: I was genuinely surprised by this outcome, but in hindsight, it makes sense:

  • Michigan State has some very large and difficult-to-tackle backs in LJ Scott and Gerald Holmes. Notre Dame sucks at tackling.
  • Michigan State loves testing the edge, especially with RJ Shelton, and getting the ball out quickly and allowing their receivers to break tackles. Notre Dame sucks on the edge, especially in the secondary.
  • Michigan State’s defense has issues, but they have a couple of strengths: Malik McDowell, and their linebackers in tight spaces and near the line of scrimmage. Notre Dame decided to dive into the line over and over.

Michigan State’s coaches won this one by being decidedly better than Notre Dame’s coaches; Brian Van Gorder, we’re looking at you, champ. But I’m still not 100% sure how good Michigan State is. They are better than we probably expected, but the holes we expected are still there. Tyler O’Connor can’t push the ball deeper downfield; he arm-punted his only two deep balls on the day (though Donny Corley turned one of them into a touchdown through some sort of magic). When Notre Dame decided to start throwing the ball downfield, they did so with ease. Way to wait until It was 36-7, genius. Wouldn’t have wanted to spring THAT trap any earlier.

This team is as frightening as: RESPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKT. Fear Level = 9

Michigan should worry about: Michigan State’s offensive line looked pretty competent, if not overly athletic… though again, it is also possible that Notre Dame’s defense just sucks.

Michigan can sleep soundly about: Brian Van Gorder is not on Michigan’s coaching staff.

When they play Michigan: The loins. They will be girded.

This week: vs. Wisconsin, noon, BTN (MSU -5.5)

Maryland (3-0, 0-0 B1G)

Last week: Beat UCF (YTUCF), 30-24 (2OT)

Recap: The good news for Michigan’s resume is that the UCF win looks a little better after this. The bad news for Michigan’s resume is that the Maryland game proooooooobably won’t move the needle much. I suppose Michigan fans can take solace in the fact that if Maryland and UCF are comparably difficult games, November 4th probably won’t be terribly challenging.

This team is as frightening as: UCF. Fear Level = 2.5

Michigan should worry about: Dr. Perry Hills’ 100% Natural Good-Time Interception-Free Band Solution continues unabated.

Michigan can sleep soundly about: Two overtimes.

When they play Michigan: The nice thing about having your toughest games on the road is that you get some really easy games at home.

This week: Bye

Iowa (2-1, 0-0 B1G)

Last week: Lost to North Dakota State, 23-21

Recap: This one goes out to all the Athletic Directors in the club:

Do. Not. Schedule. North. Dakota. State.

Look, I get it. Your coach says, “hey, we’ve got two real non-conference games in 2019, so go find me a cupcake for the third game.” But the you say to yourself, “if we’re going to schedule a cupcake, let’s at least make this interesting.” And they see this quasi-midwestern team sitting here that has garnered a lot of attention of late, and has a pretty decent fan following. “We can get the best of both worlds!!!” you think aloud. “We get the easy W, but we get some attention anyway. What could go wrong?”

You can’t make FCS games interesting. NOTHING GOOD can happen to you against an FCS team. Remember when Dave Brandon schedule App State AGAIN? And they weren’t even an FCS team. Your two options are “lol they played an FCS team” or “unmitigated hilarity for the other 127 fan bases.”

In reality, NDSU didn’t slightly outplay Iowa as the score would have you believe. They SIGNIFICANTLY outplayed Iowa. They outrushed the Hawkeyes 239 to 34 (4.9 YPC vs. 1.4 YPC). They outgained Iowa 363 to 231 (5.34 YPP to 3.98 YPP). They picked up 21 first downs to Iowa’s 12. This was a sunny day on Iowa’s field. NDSU just outplayed them.

NDSU is not a bad team by any stretch. I would take them to beat probably fifteen Power Five teams on a neutral field tomorrow. But Iowa shouldn’t be one of those teams, especially not if they were the #13 team in the country. And across the country on Saturday afternoon, Bill Connelly and the other advanced stats guys sat back with a cold beer, and sipped it in the most Kermit way possible.

This team is as frightening as: What we kinda thought they were but couldn’t prove. Fear Level = 6.5

Michigan should worry about: George Kittle is a quality tight end, and recorded 5 catches for 110 yards in this one.

Michigan can sleep soundly about: Michigan has not scheduled North Dakota State. And if Warde Manuel is reading this, we won’t ever  schedule North Dakota State. Right, Warde? I’m willing to bet you can charge season ticketholders an extra $1.25 per year in “Didn’t Schedule North Dakota State Fees.” They will pay it without blinking.

When they play Michigan: Still gon’ be a night game at Kinnick.

This week: at Rutgers, noon, ESPN2 (Iowa -13.5)

Indiana (2-0, 0-0 B1G)

Last week: Bye (7 OT)

Recap: CHAOSTEAM [/ˈkeɪˌos teem/] – noun – a football team with a chaotic status so inescapable that even a bye week sees your backup kicker arrested for public intoxication over a dog fight (not dogs fighting each other; literally humans fighting over a dog) on a Tuesday night.

This team is as frightening as:

50% chance of great success. 50% chance of certain death.

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(If you haven’t seen it. But you really should have.)   Fear Level = depends on who you ask

Michigan should worry about: RIP David Bowie

Michigan can sleep soundly about: The true Goblin King coaches basketball in East Lansing.

When they play Michigan: How have you never seen that movie? It’s a classic. Kind of.

This week: vs. Wake Forest, 3:30, BTN (Indiana -7.5)

Ohio State

Last week: Won at Oklahoma, 45-24

Recap: Hey look we’re right out of time.

This team is as frightening as: We’ll try to do better next week. Fear Level = 9.5

Michigan should worry about: Curtis Samuel and MIke Weber have combined for 611 yards at 7.1 yards per carry

Michigan can sleep soundly about: Um…

When they play Michigan: Violence.

This week: Bye

Objects in the Rearview Mirror

Hawaii

Last week: Lost at Arizona, 47-28

Recap: Hawaii completed the last leg of its Ishtar-length first month of the season. In doing so, they surrendered 582 yards (at >8.3 YPP) to RichRod and company, despite the fact that Anu Solomon was out for Arizona. On the bright side, they put up 429 yards of their own. Dru Brown again came in for Akaika Woolsey, and again the more effective quarterback. However, this one was never close, as Arizona led 34-7 at the half.

This week: Bye. Sweet, merciful bye. Get some sleep, gentlemen.

UCF

Last week: Lost to Maryland, 30-24 (2OT)

Recap: It’s not a good sign when you have to caution against optimism because of “opponent caveats” when the opponent is in the Big Ten. And yet, here we are. Don’t get too excited, Knights fans. This was only Maryland.

This week: at FIU, 7:00 p.m., no TV (UCF -7)

Comments

In reply to by Ghost of Hoke

Kevin13

September 22nd, 2016 at 11:29 AM ^

NDSU is a very good team. Saw they got votes for the top 25 as they should. They could hang in any Power 5 conference, not saying win it, but be respectable and probably finish in the upper half most of the time.

Steves_Wolverines

September 22nd, 2016 at 12:00 PM ^

Tier 1: OSU: Unreal talent, unreal coaching, veteran leader at QB. No obvious weakness.

Tier 2: Nobody. I don't think any team deserves to be close to OSU right now. 

Tier 3: 

3a: MSU. No disrespek here. MSU looks to be legit until proven otherwise.

3b: Nebraska. Same here. Offense looks legit, defense is TBD right now.

3c: Michigan: Can't be ranked any higher until we beat.....

Tier 4:

4a: Iowa: Still the most talented team of this group on both sides of the ball

4b: Wisconsin: QB???!?!? RB?!?!? Can defense carry this team? 

4c: Penn State: OL?? LB??? Good luck Saturday (just kidding; I hope you die)

4d: Minnesota: Still have a NFL QB on roster; can never be counted out. 

Tier 5:

5a: Indiana: Chaos

5b: Maryland: ???

Tier 6: Who cares?

Rutgers

Northwestern

Illinois

Purdue

Steves_Wolverines

September 22nd, 2016 at 1:02 PM ^

I don't think you can write off Nebraska so quickly. I think bad-Tommy has left the building, and he's not just an arm-punting QB anymore. 

They have serious WR threats, and a pretty good offensive gameplan. At this point in the season, I would predict these results:

Michigan 24 vs OSU 45

Michigan 42 vs Nebraska 38

Michigan 20 vs MSU 21

Nebraska 28 vs OSU 56

Nebraska 37 vs MSU 31

OSU 38 vs MSU 17

OSU beats everyone easily. Michigan/MSU/Nebraska would all be toss-ups. 

After seeing Kizer mount a comeback vs MSU, I think JT Barrett would roll through that defense. We have no answer to stopping OSU's offense (we might, but we haven't seen it yet). And Nebraska definitely doesn't have the defense to stop OSU. 

SpikeFan2016

September 23rd, 2016 at 12:52 PM ^

Um, and Wisconsin beat LSU. That's the highest ranked team any Big Ten team has defeated this season. Including MSU and OSU. 

 

Penn State lost to a Pitt team that lost to a mediocre Oklahoma State team and was in highly competitive struggles with both crappy Kent State and terrible Temple until late in the 4th quarter. 

 

Yeah, UW had a bad game against GA State, but they dominanted an opponent in week 2 which PSU has yet to do. And Akron is probably better than Kent State. 

 

I'm not sure what sort of pro-Nebraska drugs you're doing to put them ahead of Michigan, Wisconsin, and Iowa, but it's a joke. 

 

 

MGlobules

September 22nd, 2016 at 12:33 PM ^

Don't let us down, students. Turn your back on that team when they enter the stadium. There's one and only one real picture that crystallizes from the fog --the entire institution, starting with head coach Paterno, enabled a serial rapist over decades at the school in order to protect their reputations and that of the program/school. It is for THIS reason--because reputation was at stake--that we should not allow Penn State to whitewash Paterno's legacy.

I recognize that Paterno built that school, that it was little more than a cow college when he came along. I recognize that hundreds of thousands of people draw much of their sense of self and connection from it. If only Joe had recognized that too, and done the right thing when presented with the evidence.

m83econ

September 22nd, 2016 at 12:44 PM ^

Michigan should worry about: Curtis Samuel and MIke Weber have combined for 611 yards at 7.1 yards per carry

 

Why combine the two?  Weber's stats look like generic OSU running back under Meyer.  Samuel appears to be the issue...

M-Dog

September 22nd, 2016 at 5:21 PM ^

How in the world is undefeated MSU and undefeated Wisconsin on TV on the BTN at noon - the tradtional home of Purdue - Toledo games - while Michigan against crippled, deranged, soon to be two-loss Penn State is on at 3:30 on ABC?

That's some quality disrespekt.

Fishbulb

September 22nd, 2016 at 6:22 PM ^

That Colorado strength coach seems like a hilarious guy to hang with. Looks like he is actually contemplating measuring up Peppers for a tackle before he comes to his senses and pirouettes away. Bet he does all kinds of stupidly hilarious shit at bars, restaurants, etc.




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