I beseech thee in this great and mighty undertaking- for the love of God, beat the fuck outta State tomorrow.
(What, too sacrilegious?)
Ease our suffering in this,
our moment of great despair!
Admit this good and decent team
into Thine arms and the flock...
...in Thine heavenly area up there.
And Moab he layeth down
in the land of the Canaanites.
though the Hindus speak of karma...
I implore you, give us a break.