One Frame At A Time: Northwestern
I could be done there, but for some reason there are 40 more of these.
I have a problem.
But not nearly as much of a problem as anyone who attended this game. A summary, in lieu of the normal format, because that was not a normal football game, if one is to be so kind to refer to it as "football" in the first place.
[Hit THE JUMP for futility.]
As usual, click the stills/links to open each GIF in a lightbox.
Off to a roaring start.
The children are horrified.
"Get excited! It can't get worse than this!"...
...thought the poor, stupid child.
It is not yet halftime.
Okay now it's halftime maybe everyone will pull themselves together.
Or not.
Confirmed: definitely not.
The only way Michigan could reach the end zone in this game: a short field set up by a dongfumble.
Hey man are you having a seizure oh right dongfumble carry on.
YOU ARE TRAUMATIZING YOUR CHILD, SIR.
Northwestern scores! For the love of all things sacred and holy, please try to end this horrorshow.
Fin.
EVERY OTHER GIF UNDER THE M00N
Blocking!
Bolden's 4th down stop.
Clark sack.
Clark TFL.
Remarkable Funchess chasedown on DG's second pick.
Gardner fires a friggin' laser, natch.
Henry sack.
Ojemudia sack.
Ryan 4th down PBU/M00N.
Ryan murders speed option.
clapclapclapclapSIDELINEINFRACTIONclapclapclapclap.
TORCHCLOWN.
Final 2-pt conversion try, full broadcast version.
Excellent deployment of split screen technology, ESPN.
You broke my heart.
November 10th, 2014 at 2:04 PM ^
awesome!
November 10th, 2014 at 2:43 PM ^
(click larger)
I thought the banana ought to high-five Frank Clark instead of just flying off screen.
November 11th, 2014 at 8:51 AM ^
Pure magic
November 17th, 2014 at 8:29 AM ^
So full of win I can't stand it!
November 10th, 2014 at 2:07 PM ^
It was crazy, and a win!
November 10th, 2014 at 2:14 PM ^
I thought we had settled on calling this new sport Sludgefart.
November 10th, 2014 at 2:15 PM ^
M00N.
November 10th, 2014 at 2:24 PM ^
My 7 year old picked that up immediately when he walked in just before halftime.
November 10th, 2014 at 4:39 PM ^
one of my 8 year old twins. It was pretty funny... Sad, but funny.....
November 10th, 2014 at 2:20 PM ^
Has there ever been a game in the history of college football with more dong punching than this one?
November 10th, 2014 at 2:41 PM ^
There is only one candidate and it is the Indiana-Penn State game that took place immediately before this one.
November 10th, 2014 at 4:17 PM ^
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1996-11-10/sports/9611100378_1_purdu…
1996 game vs. purdue
scott dreisbach threw 2 int
will carr fumbled on the 2yrd line (yes dl will carr)
November 10th, 2014 at 10:29 PM ^
The IU-PSU game is a close 2nd. They combined for more yards (31) and points (1), and less turnovers (2). Very close. IU also has a somewhat legit excuse in that they are playing with their 5th string QB. Such is not the case with either Michigan or NW.
November 10th, 2014 at 4:48 PM ^
Toledo. I rest my case.
November 10th, 2014 at 2:20 PM ^
I mercifully missed that last Gardner INT because I was unloading the dishwasher or some such thing. Thank goodness I was unloading the dishwasher. I <3 dishwasher.
November 10th, 2014 at 2:22 PM ^
Nothing better than a mario cart banana peel GIF. Well played, Mauer.
November 10th, 2014 at 2:49 PM ^
Please tell me that woman in purple is saying, "can't stand this mutha fucka"
November 10th, 2014 at 4:46 PM ^
dongfumble has to take the cake.
November 10th, 2014 at 4:57 PM ^
that Funchess rundown for a tackle is one of the best individual effort plays I've seen in a while, at least at Michigan. Well done, Devin.
November 12th, 2014 at 4:59 PM ^
Mason Cole, Ben Braden & Bo Dever put in some good efforts there too.
I'd say Funchess's effort was similar to Jordoun Lewis's tackle earlier this year.
November 10th, 2014 at 6:12 PM ^
That's what my hall of fame high school football coach would have called the game. And I think that's grabasstastic. Grabbingass, suckingass, totalass. Both teams were ass. Do I have a fuxation?
Perhaps.
I ran errands and didn't watch until 3Q late when the Tweets O'hilarity arrived here in Chicago and I turned on the ass-tastic game to watch mutual implosion while stoking groceries in the fridge. Sunday was Bears v. Packers. So basically my whole weekend was grabass.
Thanks coach.
November 10th, 2014 at 6:13 PM ^
Delete Me Please. Thank Drupal.
November 10th, 2014 at 7:45 PM ^
can run downfield as fast as the RB, is that a good thing?
November 10th, 2014 at 9:03 PM ^
The purple line train ride back from the game to Chicago was filled with Michigan fans. It was soooo quiet it felt like we all had just attended a funeral.
We had a great time at the game sitting next to two drunk NW fans. Both sides argued (nicely) all game that "our team" is worse than "your team". Most plays ended with one side or the other saying, "See, we suck more".
In the end, we had to agreed they were the suckiest. Barely.
November 11th, 2014 at 10:13 AM ^
November 11th, 2014 at 12:03 PM ^
Craptastic was the game.
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