OMG Pantsless, OMG Hopeless

By Brian — September 19th, 2008 at 2:26 PM — 26 comments

Two pictures that somehow summarize the directions of two linked programs follow. Be careful with your eyebrows, folks.

There have been a lot of changes in Michigan's program over the last few months, ranging from the expected (lots of shotgun, zone read option) to the… well…

terrence-robinson-manmeat

…unexpected profusion of naked freshmen. Earlier this year we had the assortment of shirtless helmeted guys; now we've got freshman wideout Terrance Robinson without a helmet. Or anything else except an arched eyebrow and all that promises in the way of smooth jazz and smoother lovin'.

Meanwhile, this screencap will haunt Bill Stewart for the rest of time.

bill-stewart-omg-eyes

There's nothing more to say. This is Bill Stewart, now and forever. It's over.

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September 19th, 2008 at 2:29 PM | I saw that expression during (Score:1)
chunkums
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I saw that expression during the game.  I think it's the " Oh God somebody tell me what to do before I open my eyes" look.

For today, goodbye. For tomorrow, good luck. And forever, Go Blue.

September 19th, 2008 at 2:38 PM | Is he clicking his heels .... (Score:1)
goody
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there's no place like home, there's no place like home.  

or 

"What the hell did I get my self into" look

September 19th, 2008 at 2:39 PM | Is that a player? (Score:1)
goody
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Or is that just a dumb student putting a picture on his facebook / myspace page?

September 19th, 2008 at 3:05 PM | What's dumb about taking a (Score:1)
WolvinLA
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What's dumb about taking a picture of yourself naked?  I think a bunch of the female athlete's should take a page out of T-Rob's playbook here.

September 19th, 2008 at 3:29 PM | I don't really see a problem, (Score:1)
chunkums
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I don't really see a problem, though we've gone from OMG shirtless to OMG pantsless.  If we move on to OMG pubeless!  Then I'll be terrified.

For today, goodbye. For tomorrow, good luck. And forever, Go Blue.

September 19th, 2008 at 3:08 PM | But ... but ... Bill Stewart (Score:1)
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But ... but ... Bill Stewart loves West Virginia, and that's what counts!

Sportscenter.com raves: Sgt. Wolverine, "Michigan's biggest fan"!

September 19th, 2008 at 3:23 PM | is that Terrance Robinson, (Score:1)
baleedat
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is that Terrance Robinson or a young Eriq La Salle?

IMHE

September 19th, 2008 at 3:31 PM | eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Score:1)
turbo cool
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee barwis

i only respect other superfans

September 19th, 2008 at 3:58 PM | WVU (Score:1)
unidled
Joined: 07/10/2008
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Where are all the toothless hill humpers. What is Grandpa Stew's overall record now?

unidled

 

Lloyd not only didn't want RR, he didn't want and doesn't like Miles, he's jealous of Harbaugh because of his close association with Bo. No, his guy was that fat loser DeBord. I can only

September 19th, 2008 at 6:53 PM | I'm sorry, but Bill Stewart's expression looks like an (Score:1)
Blue Durham
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"oh, God, that wasn't a fart" look.

September 20th, 2008 at 10:00 AM | uh oh wet one (Score:1)
turbo cool
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uh oh wet one

i only respect other superfans

September 20th, 2008 at 10:36 AM | Dude... (Score:1)
Black Kerouac
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"I think I sharted."

September 19th, 2008 at 8:49 PM | Love it (Score:1)
MGoMike
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I love what is happening to that school right now. I hope they fade away into obscurity...

Why, you might ask? Simply because West Virginia is the least educated state in the union, and it shows.

September 19th, 2008 at 11:34 PM | Needless Malice Of The Day Award (Score:1)
colin
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you have won it.

...the Canadians make up for it with their emotion and classic ice-dancing skill.

September 19th, 2008 at 11:44 PM | Stewart (Score:1)
S.G. Rice
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That picture of Stewart should be the entire "This Week in Schadenfreude*" post for this week.  Screw whatever happens tomorrow.

 

* (yah i probably spelled that wrong, suck it)

redefining epic fail, one comment at a time

September 20th, 2008 at 12:17 AM | TR, while your inquisition (Score:1)
Ryan
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TR, while your inquisition is clearly spectacular, I'm going to gracefully decline.

 

/hetero.

//thought about it.

 ///still hetero. 

September 20th, 2008 at 2:13 PM | Missing link... (Score:1)
TitleIX
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to the full monte photo

brian, you tease!

you wish you could throw like a girl

September 20th, 2008 at 2:52 PM | OSU is beatable... (Score:1)
Don
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... by other teams in the B10. Maybe not by Michigan, but watching them today struggle with almighty Troy leads me to think they're not going through the conference unscathed. Terrelle Pryor may be enormously talented, but he's still a raw freshman who will be making raw freshman mistakes.


September 20th, 2008 at 8:21 PM | Fullmer is toast. (Score:1)
Don
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I gotta believe the high-profile Tennessee alums have to be livid. I bet he'll be the highest profile coach to depart after this season, unless JoePa or Bowden take a hike.

MSU is a solid team, but Dantonio's offense makes Carr look wild and crazy. zzzzzzzz.


September 20th, 2008 at 11:11 PM | Great (Score:1)
60blue
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Of all things to be the first post on the site for days on end...

Sarcasm is my drinking buddy

September 20th, 2008 at 11:54 PM | Call it my feminine side, but (Score:1)
Glen Masons Hot Wife
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Call it my feminine side, but i feel really bad for the WVU faithful. We steal the brains of their program. They are left to flail helplessly in the arms of a truly nice guy, in way over his head.

September 21st, 2008 at 1:06 PM | If they leveraged their anger more appropriately (Score:1)
colin
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they could have a real coach.  Ed Pastilong is still there because WVU fans don't know who really screwed up.

...the Canadians make up for it with their emotion and classic ice-dancing skill.

September 21st, 2008 at 2:16 AM | "high-profile Tennessee (Score:1)
Ninja Football
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"high-profile Tennessee alums"?  So you mean those who can spell?

WE ARE GOING TO BE A MACHINE.

(Just a few years later than I'd hoped)

 

September 21st, 2008 at 9:48 AM | Ninja, the ones who can spell (Score:1)
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Ninja, the ones who can spell are the ones who went elsewhere for undergrad and then went to Tennessee for grad school.

Sportscenter.com raves: Sgt. Wolverine, "Michigan's biggest fan"!

September 21st, 2008 at 12:17 PM | Yeah, I feel a little sorry (Score:1)
hat
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Yeah, I feel a little sorry for WVU.  I hope they do turn it around eventually.  Having said that, it is a tad satisfying to see that without RR, they can't sustain their greatness.

September 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 PM | And WVU fans are obsessed???????? (Score:1)
NateNYC
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For a fan base that has spent months railing against WV for being obsessed with RR, you guys sure do spend a lot of time discussing WVU football

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