If I were a state, I'd want to be New Jersey, because that way, if I ever had to reference myself in terms of a body part, I'd know what body part I am, even if it is something else's armpit.
Of course, I guess if I were Florida, I could just be America's wang.
Somebody is very very bored.
You can do the same with Michigan.
True, but that just seemed to easy to do.
Of course, I guess now it completely makes sense why Michigan beat Florida earlier this year in terms of the geography of both states.
Very nice. Take whatever share of internet points you'd like.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie -- I don't really see it:
I mean, it's kinda wang-y, but to me, it looks more like an arm/hand holding a cigar.
It's a boot.
Yeah, maybe if your boot had a hand holding a cigar coming out of the front.
looks a toilet to me. but everyone know's that Ohio Stadium.
Maybe a wang boot.
Apparently this thread has become MGoBlog's official Rorschach.
You're confusing Italy with Louisiana again.
Italy is on the east coast and borders New Jersey, Arizona and North Dakota. Geography, man. Geography.
OT - best futurama quote ever:
"who knew hell actually existed, and it'd be in New Jersey"
Well, what with all the garbage dumps they have, it's pretty easy to hide the secret door to hell.
ot - is that profile quote from something? it sees familiar...
ah yes, i recall now.
I was just reading Vonnegut and he is prone to including some silly quotes, as well...hence the confusion.
I prefer when Fry and Bender find the perfect apartment and they ask for the catch and the real estate agent says "Technically, we're in New Jersey".
"over a dozen apartments and not one decent place to live"
who was possibly the single most annoying life form since Friends' Ross Gellar. He was simply incapable of ever thinking about anyone's feelings, concerns, or even awareness other than his own. Undoubtedly the most selfish and incompatible person I've ever met. His four favorite words were: "Me, mine, & Go Yankees."
Unfortunately, about one in every three New Jersey natives I've ever met since then are like him in every way. If you're from NJ and are reading this blog, it can only be assumed that you're the exception. Go Blue.
New Jersey has the country's fastest drivers. Atlanta has the second-fastest and Detroit the third, but the New Jersey Turnpike is America's Autobahn. You are an impediment to traffic flow if you're doing 75.
My first impression of New Jersey was that they started to try and replicate Brooklyn, but halfway through they said "fuck it" and filled the rest in with gas stations.
You know what New Jersey does have that is awesome? Wawas and 24 hour diners everywhere. Do you know how many 3 AM drunk meals I had during my teenage years? I doubt any state can touch NJ on food availability from 2-6 AM. But yes, other than that it sucks.