Rawls if he can hang onto it, I'd guesss
New Entrant In "Wins At Life"
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I don't think this quite lives up to getting Tom Hammond-themed clothing banned at Brother Rice, but it ain't far off:
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This was in the basement of the Union and my friend asked denard to sign his forehead, he kindly asked if he really wanted him to do this, he said yes and the rest is history.
This guy has to not shower until Saturday, right? I think that's a rule: if Denard Robinson signs part of your head you have to keep it there until the next game.
October 1st, 2009 at 1:56 PM | 
Make it permanent
Make it permanent
October 1st, 2009 at 2:23 PM |
I wouldn't suggest that... in
I wouldn't suggest that... in
I wouldn't suggest that... in 1994 while walking through the Diag I ran into Tyrone Butterfield and had him sign my chest over my heart. Went to a tatoo parlor and had him put an array of Roses and "Team MVP and Big 10 Champs 1994-1996" over it.
Needless to say, I regret that decision.
Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons
October 1st, 2009 at 2:46 PM |
you're a superfan
you're a superfan
you're a superfan
i only respect other superfans
October 1st, 2009 at 4:41 PM |
pics or it didn't happen.
pics or it didn't happen.
pics or it didn't happen.
October 1st, 2009 at 1:58 PM |
I'm surprised
I'm surprised
someone was able to get a picture of it. Must be a fast camera.
October 1st, 2009 at 2:17 PM |
That's actually one of those
That's actually one of those
That's actually one of those super-high frame rate cameras the tv networks use to provide those awesome super-slow motion replays. Even so, Denard showed up on only one frame.
Sportscenter.com raves: Sgt. Wolverine, "Michigan's biggest fan"!
October 1st, 2009 at 3:00 PM |
Haha
Haha
Nice
October 1st, 2009 at 2:06 PM |
Moments after, he bumped
Moments after, he bumped
into the most beautiful women he'd ever seen, who probably would have said Yes.
October 1st, 2009 at 2:17 PM |
worth it!
worth it!
worth it!
October 1st, 2009 at 2:27 PM |
I'm calling bulls***
I'm calling bulls***
No way a guy sees the most beautiful woman he has ever seen in Ann Arbor.
October 1st, 2009 at 3:27 PM |
False.
False.
She said Yes because of it.
October 1st, 2009 at 2:07 PM |
Either Denard has some large
Either Denard has some large
Either Denard has some large hands or that kid has a small melon.
October 1st, 2009 at 2:24 PM |
lol
lol
maybe DRob should've added a little mustache on the face or some stitches under his eye
October 1st, 2009 at 2:46 PM |
Melon
Melon
I shook denard's hand when I met him before the spring game at my place of business and I wouldn't call his hands "large." I actually thought they were sort of small for being a D1 college QB...I'd imagine most would have larger than normal hands? I'm going call "small melon."
October 1st, 2009 at 5:37 PM |
The dude's a pinhead.
The dude's a pinhead.
The dude's a pinhead.
October 1st, 2009 at 2:15 PM |
Get that kid a shower cap.
Get that kid a shower cap.
Get that kid a shower cap.
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
October 1st, 2009 at 2:15 PM |
I'm shaving my head in case I
I'm shaving my head in case I
I'm shaving my head in case I ever run into Denard. That way he can sign my ENTIRE skull instead of just getting the forehead.
The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.
October 1st, 2009 at 2:27 PM |
somebody shoot
somebody shoot
that kid before he has a chance to reproduce.
Time wounds all heels. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwGXMryTbwE
October 1st, 2009 at 3:15 PM |
WHAT?
WHAT?
WRONG, elno. More like, someone provide that kid with a harem, some booze, some Viagra, a flatscreen (to watch the game), a suite at the Four Seasons, and zero access to contraceptives so he can make as many offspring of awesome fandom as possible.
October 1st, 2009 at 5:26 PM |
Good Call
Good Call
Along with any who think this kid is "some kind of awesome" or something.
As for the showering thing above--this kid probably doesn't attract many "reasons" to shower--if ya know what I mean.
That being said, it is what it is.
October 1st, 2009 at 9:36 PM |
Powers of attraction
Powers of attraction
Would a self-proclaimed "King of Belch" really have much to say on this topic?
October 1st, 2009 at 2:28 PM |
i bet that kid can think
i bet that kid can think
i bet that kid can think faster now, having a piece of denard so close to his brain.
some are scared of being misfits; I'm afraid of fitting in
October 1st, 2009 at 2:29 PM |
Can't shower until after the next game?
Can't shower until after the next game?
Rest of the season is more like it. He'll be the only fan hoping UM gets an early bowl game. Well, he and any roommates.
October 1st, 2009 at 2:59 PM |
Shower
Shower
I am not sure he showered after the last game...
"But it is better to live here in sackcloth and ashes than to own the whole state of Ohio."
-- Lafcadio Hearn
October 1st, 2009 at 2:32 PM |
What's better? The fact that
What's better? The fact that
What's better? The fact that Denard signed his head or the fact that Denard was taller than him?
October 1st, 2009 at 2:37 PM |
I'm patiently waiting to hear
I'm patiently waiting to hear
I'm patiently waiting to hear about a professor calling him out in the middle of class for this
October 1st, 2009 at 2:39 PM |
Brian..you know...
Brian..you know...
You do realize that by posting these encounters, you're just encouraging people to do stupid things that provide you with hilarious conten...carry on!
Craig Barker || The Hoover Street Rag || Twitter
"The Michigan fanbase: a cynical, Eeyorish bunch even in the best of times."
October 1st, 2009 at 4:30 PM |
Carry on, indeed
Carry on, indeed
Carry on, indeed
October 1st, 2009 at 3:01 PM |
thoughts
thoughts
I think that is the same kid who wore the Tom Hammond tie;
When will he start signing as "Shoelace"
our package is our package, and it’s pretty big. - Greg Mattison, Bowl Practice Presser Tr. 12-13-11.
October 1st, 2009 at 3:11 PM |
I can't take my eyes off
I can't take my eyes off
I can't take my eyes off Denard's sweet, sweet dreads. Man. And to think I'd already declared the eyebrows on that Craig "Ruh Roh" kid as the most mesmerizing head-hair on the team.
Candace: No... That why they make smart word box for tell monkey hard brain-hurty things.
Phineas: Removing prepositions makes it more condescending.
October 1st, 2009 at 4:46 PM |
Is it really necessary to
Is it really necessary to
Is it really necessary to mention that it's specifically head-hair? Is there another type of body hair that you're also holding a running competition for?
October 2nd, 2009 at 10:48 AM |
Oh sure, we football groupies
Oh sure, we football groupies
Oh sure, we football groupies have a secret board where we rate our conquests on backhair. I'm just too much of a lady to bring that over here.
Candace: No... That why they make smart word box for tell monkey hard brain-hurty things.
Phineas: Removing prepositions makes it more condescending.
October 1st, 2009 at 6:54 PM |
did you ever wonder why Craig
did you ever wonder why Craig
did you ever wonder why Craig Roh and Liam Gallagher of Oasis are never photographed in the same room? hmm...
Strictly business...Not personal.
October 1st, 2009 at 3:29 PM |
All I can think of...
All I can think of...
when I look at that photo is how Denard could have just crushed that kid's head like a grape. Dude's got some big hands.
October 1st, 2009 at 3:36 PM |
Missed chance
Missed chance
Oh man how funny would it have been if he drew the male genitalia instead.
Small melon boy: "Was that awesome or what!? Does it look sweet??"
Camera boy: "Um, uh, yeah ..."
October 1st, 2009 at 4:58 PM |
Since Mr. Robinson is made of pure dilithium crystals
Since Mr. Robinson is made of pure dilithium crystals
did your friend feel any pain or delirium when Mr. Robinson touched his head?
To the UofM Hospital ER! Stat!
October 1st, 2009 at 5:22 PM |
Future Trekkie of the Year Award Winner
Future Trekkie of the Year Award Winner
The word "SuperDork" does not do your friend justice.
That being said, it is what it is.
October 1st, 2009 at 5:52 PM |
Not showering before the next
Not showering before the next
Not showering before the next game is a given.... The question should be, does he not shower for the rest of the season. He should at least get some sort of protective shield for it so when he showers, it isn't affected.
October 1st, 2009 at 6:17 PM |
Squeaky Voiced Teen From the Simpsons?
Squeaky Voiced Teen From the Simpsons?
October 1st, 2009 at 9:15 PM |
Lucky for that kid...by the
Lucky for that kid...by the
By the time the ink dried on that kid's head...., Denard ran home, made a sandwich, ran back to Schembechler Hall, got dressed for practice and made it out for warmups and stretching.
Strictly business...Not personal.
October 1st, 2009 at 10:46 PM |
Until he showers...
Until he showers...
that kid can run a 4.5 40
"I'm not a scratch golfer. I don't know how to bowl. I can't read the stock market. Heck, I have a hard time remembering my wife's cell phone number. But I can call 'Flip Right Double X Jet 36 Counter Naked Waggle at 7 X Quarter' in my sleep." Jon Gruden
October 2nd, 2009 at 9:11 AM |
if you encourage
if you encourage
being geeky, dorky and nerdy, it will tend to occur more often.
The only thing really bad about the UM is that it is a total nerd magnet.
Time wounds all heels. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwGXMryTbwE
take it to a tattoo parlor
“That’s why we signed him. Some guys when everything is going crazy around them you can see them change their personality. Tate is just the opposite.” -RR