take it to a tattoo parlor
things go poorly
I don't think this quite lives up to getting Tom Hammond-themed clothing banned at Brother Rice, but it ain't far off:
This was in the basement of the Union and my friend asked denard to sign his forehead, he kindly asked if he really wanted him to do this, he said yes and the rest is history.
This guy has to not shower until Saturday, right? I think that's a rule: if Denard Robinson signs part of your head you have to keep it there until the next game.
take it to a tattoo parlor
I wouldn't suggest that... in 1994 while walking through the Diag I ran into Tyrone Butterfield and had him sign my chest over my heart. Went to a tatoo parlor and had him put an array of Roses and "Team MVP and Big 10 Champs 1994-1996" over it.
Needless to say, I regret that decision.
someone was able to get a picture of it. Must be a fast camera.
That's actually one of those super-high frame rate cameras the tv networks use to provide those awesome super-slow motion replays. Even so, Denard showed up on only one frame.
into the most beautiful women he'd ever seen, who probably would have said Yes.
No way a guy sees the most beautiful woman he has ever seen in Ann Arbor.
She said Yes because of it.
Either Denard has some large hands or that kid has a small melon.
maybe DRob should've added a little mustache on the face or some stitches under his eye
I shook denard's hand when I met him before the spring game at my place of business and I wouldn't call his hands "large." I actually thought they were sort of small for being a D1 college QB...I'd imagine most would have larger than normal hands? I'm going call "small melon."
The dude's a pinhead.
Get that kid a shower cap.
I'm shaving my head in case I ever run into Denard. That way he can sign my ENTIRE skull instead of just getting the forehead.
that kid before he has a chance to reproduce.
WRONG, elno. More like, someone provide that kid with a harem, some booze, some Viagra, a flatscreen (to watch the game), a suite at the Four Seasons, and zero access to contraceptives so he can make as many offspring of awesome fandom as possible.
Along with any who think this kid is "some kind of awesome" or something.
As for the showering thing above--this kid probably doesn't attract many "reasons" to shower--if ya know what I mean.
Would a self-proclaimed "King of Belch" really have much to say on this topic?
i bet that kid can think faster now, having a piece of denard so close to his brain.
Rest of the season is more like it. He'll be the only fan hoping UM gets an early bowl game. Well, he and any roommates.
I am not sure he showered after the last game...
What's better? The fact that Denard signed his head or the fact that Denard was taller than him?
I'm patiently waiting to hear about a professor calling him out in the middle of class for this
You do realize that by posting these encounters, you're just encouraging people to do stupid things that provide you with hilarious conten...carry on!
Carry on, indeed
I think that is the same kid who wore the Tom Hammond tie;
When will he start signing as "Shoelace"
I can't take my eyes off Denard's sweet, sweet dreads. Man. And to think I'd already declared the eyebrows on that Craig "Ruh Roh" kid as the most mesmerizing head-hair on the team.
Is it really necessary to mention that it's specifically head-hair? Is there another type of body hair that you're also holding a running competition for?
Oh sure, we football groupies have a secret board where we rate our conquests on backhair. I'm just too much of a lady to bring that over here.
did you ever wonder why Craig Roh and Liam Gallagher of Oasis are never photographed in the same room? hmm...
when I look at that photo is how Denard could have just crushed that kid's head like a grape. Dude's got some big hands.
Oh man how funny would it have been if he drew the male genitalia instead.
Small melon boy: "Was that awesome or what!? Does it look sweet??"
Camera boy: "Um, uh, yeah ..."
did your friend feel any pain or delirium when Mr. Robinson touched his head?
To the UofM Hospital ER! Stat!
The word "SuperDork" does not do your friend justice.
Not showering before the next game is a given.... The question should be, does he not shower for the rest of the season. He should at least get some sort of protective shield for it so when he showers, it isn't affected.
By the time the ink dried on that kid's head...., Denard ran home, made a sandwich, ran back to Schembechler Hall, got dressed for practice and made it out for warmups and stretching.
that kid can run a 4.5 40
being geeky, dorky and nerdy, it will tend to occur more often.
The only thing really bad about the UM is that it is a total nerd magnet.