New Entrant In "Wins At Life"
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I don't think this quite lives up to getting Tom Hammond-themed clothing banned at Brother Rice, but it ain't far off:
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This was in the basement of the Union and my friend asked denard to sign his forehead, he kindly asked if he really wanted him to do this, he said yes and the rest is history.
This guy has to not shower until Saturday, right? I think that's a rule: if Denard Robinson signs part of your head you have to keep it there until the next game.
being geeky, dorky and nerdy, it will tend to occur more often.
The only thing really bad about the UM is that it is a total nerd magnet.
Infinity can only happen once. Think about that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwGXMryTbwE
that kid can run a 4.5 40
"I'm not a scratch golfer. I don't know how to bowl. I can't read the stock market. Heck, I have a hard time remembering my wife's cell phone number. But I can call 'Flip Right Double X Jet 36 Counter Naked Waggle at 7 X Quarter' in my sleep." Jon Gruden
By the time the ink dried on that kid's head...., Denard ran home, made a sandwich, ran back to Schembechler Hall, got dressed for practice and made it out for warmups and stretching.
Strictly business...Not personal.
Resemblance?
http://scorpiogal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/200px-squeaky_voiced_te...
BILG
Not showering before the next game is a given.... The question should be, does he not shower for the rest of the season. He should at least get some sort of protective shield for it so when he showers, it isn't affected.
The word "SuperDork" does not do your friend justice.
That being said, it is what it is.
did your friend feel any pain or delirium when Mr. Robinson touched his head?
To the UofM Hospital ER! Stat!
Markusr2007
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Oh man how funny would it have been if he drew the male genitalia instead.
Small melon boy: "Was that awesome or what!? Does it look sweet??"
Camera boy: "Um, uh, yeah ..."
when I look at that photo is how Denard could have just crushed that kid's head like a grape. Dude's got some big hands.
I can't take my eyes off Denard's sweet, sweet dreads. Man. And to think I'd already declared the eyebrows on that Craig "Ruh Roh" kid as the most mesmerizing head-hair on the team.
did you ever wonder why Craig Roh and Liam Gallagher of Oasis are never photographed in the same room? hmm...
Strictly business...Not personal.
Is it really necessary to mention that it's specifically head-hair? Is there another type of body hair that you're also holding a running competition for?
Oh sure, we football groupies have a secret board where we rate our conquests on backhair. I'm just too much of a lady to bring that over here.
I think that is the same kid who wore the Tom Hammond tie;
When will he start signing as "Shoelace"
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Carry on, indeed
I'm patiently waiting to hear about a professor calling him out in the middle of class for this
What's better? The fact that Denard signed his head or the fact that Denard was taller than him?
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Rest of the season is more like it. He'll be the only fan hoping UM gets an early bowl game. Well, he and any roommates.
I am not sure he showered after the last game...
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i bet that kid can think faster now, having a piece of denard so close to his brain.
some are scared of being misfits; i'm afraid of fitting in
that kid before he has a chance to reproduce.
Infinity can only happen once. Think about that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwGXMryTbwE
Along with any who think this kid is "some kind of awesome" or something.
As for the showering thing above--this kid probably doesn't attract many "reasons" to shower--if ya know what I mean.
That being said, it is what it is.
Would a self-proclaimed "King of Belch" really have much to say on this topic?
WRONG, elno. More like, someone provide that kid with a harem, some booze, some Viagra, a flatscreen (to watch the game), a suite at the Four Seasons, and zero access to contraceptives so he can make as many offspring of awesome fandom as possible.
I'm shaving my head in case I ever run into Denard. That way he can sign my ENTIRE skull instead of just getting the forehead.
The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.
Get that kid a shower cap.
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Either Denard has some large hands or that kid has a small melon.
The dude's a pinhead.
I shook denard's hand when I met him before the spring game at my place of business and I wouldn't call his hands "large." I actually thought they were sort of small for being a D1 college QB...I'd imagine most would have larger than normal hands? I'm going call "small melon."
maybe DRob should've added a little mustache on the face or some stitches under his eye
into the most beautiful women he'd ever seen, who probably would have said Yes.
She said Yes because of it.
No way a guy sees the most beautiful woman he has ever seen in Ann Arbor.
worth it!
someone was able to get a picture of it. Must be a fast camera.
That's actually one of those super-high frame rate cameras the tv networks use to provide those awesome super-slow motion replays. Even so, Denard showed up on only one frame.
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Nice
take it to a tattoo parlor
“That’s why we signed him. Some guys when everything is going crazy around them you can see them change their personality. Tate is just the opposite.” -RR
I wouldn't suggest that... in 1994 while walking through the Diag I ran into Tyrone Butterfield and had him sign my chest over my heart. Went to a tatoo parlor and had him put an array of Roses and "Team MVP and Big 10 Champs 1994-1996" over it.
Needless to say, I regret that decision.
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pics or it didn't happen.
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