This is why pain medications now come with instructions to not use any device with an internet connection.
My Brain, Last 72 Hours
I'm pretty sure this was actually a commercial for Vicodin. And it worked in my case. Must...have...surgery...on...knee...
If Kerouac can write "On the Road" in a three week Benzadrine binge, I'm excited to hear what more Brian is capable of.
....no you don't. It was most definitely not fun, despite all the drugs. The drugs have side effects, and when you are in real pain, you don't really get that buzzed. I was taking Oxycontin, fergodssakes, and all I wished was that I didn't have to get up to pee every hour the next night.....
So that's a no on Unverified Voracity today?
This is just too damn funny... Brady Hoke playing the Chinese Erhu...
I had to have a pinched nerve in my elbow freed a couple of years ago and spent a week whacked out on oxycontin while watching TV shows about people hunting for aliens and bigfoot. I was in a lot of pain, but it was kind of a good week in a way...And, no, this story has no point.
Anyway, feel better, Brian.
I'm under a deadline and I watched the whole thing.
Don't even feel bad about it.
ask your doctor if catlab is right for you.
Strangely hypnotic. The part where it tells me to kill my next door neighbor I probably could have done without.
The confusion is unfortunate, but messaging by Ehru is still more art than science.
That's funny right there, I don't care who ya are
"Catlab is physical. You can hear Catlab out there."
“He was held back for three days because of a mild medication deal. Brian -- and he’ll tell you -- probably could have posted, but we’re trying to be, like we should, cautious with those kinds of things.”
I feel tempted to delete all of my uploads.
Catlab: genius or madman, will we ever know?
I had to have a tooth pulled the morning before the 2010 Ohio State game. I watched the game under some heavy vicodin influence. I am pretty sure I am the only person on this blog who was smiling uncontrollably during that entire game.
That is gotdamned amazingly beautiful.
Hoke can sure play the shit out of that kokyu.
Somebody get Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute, on the line for a possible duet. I'm smellin' Grammy...
I feel for you Brian, get better soon. Also, if there was no blood in the picture of the wolverine and the caribou (1:25 mark), I wouldn't know whether he was attacking it or trying to hump its leg. Hoke's face after that part is a bad follow up if you're thinking it's the latter.
Haha I was waiting for a Hoke catlab video but that was not what I expected.
I really hope Hoke sees this.
Beautiful. Bravo. Hopefully Hoke can reprise this at the spring game halftime show.
MY MIND ASPLODED
Wish I could see the coaching staff's reaction if they ever view the video. Too funny.
Feel better Brian.
What kind of colors were happening at 1:05? Do we call that Maize and Blue?!?!
Gotta love the painkillers. Brian, hope you can operate without them as soon as possible. Get better soon!
correct colors. Please see the official notification. Medication is not an excuse.
This is Michigan for God's sake.
what the hell is up with that lopsided M? But I must confess to watching the whole thing and cracking up the entire time.
Oxycodone. My old friend.
Whether you meant it or not, I totally read that with a Simon and Garfunkel vibe.
This is your brain. This is your brain on mgoblog. Any questions?
These are our brains. These are our brains on Brian.
I have many questions.
After watching that, I feel like I just went on a spirit quest...
The internet is a beautiful, magical, wonderful place. That's some serious value added there, folks.
..urb pooping in a cooler to anything by Nickleback is in order. The yin to Brady's yang.
that he's also adding heavy doses of Trololo-Guy.
EDIT: me r hav embed fail.
That was incredible.
When Hoke's head turned into some little head. Felt like I was watching the Exorcist or something.
needs to include Brian in a "the snozzberries taste like snozzberries" clip, stat.
Wishing you a speedy recovery
I think that was funny.. I think. Stuff like that is beyond my ken
this might have been the thing to make me stop smoking pot, though. Thanks?
At dosages like that I hope you're getting lots of dietary fiber. Just sayin'