here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
Morgan Trent's Hand Is Probably Broken
Okay... I have two sources on this that are indirect but the story path seems plausible (the rumor's origin involves bowling) and so feel compelled to tell you this: the rumor is Morgan Trent's hand was broken during the UW game and thus unavailable for Minnesota and perhaps beyond. Presumably this would rule out the rest of Trent, too. At this point I would be very surprised if it was not true.
Updates when they become available.