help i've been transported back in time to Jim Tressel's hiring help
That was awesome.
He just had a good angle on him. Percy Harvin is obviously faster.
I saw it on the internet once.
Boy 1: May dad is so fast he can run the 40 in 4.23
Boy 2: That's nothing. My dad is so fast, he can hit a baseball and run out into the outfield and catch it.
Boy 3: Yeah, well my dad can shoot a bullet and run around and catch it!
Boy 4: I got you all beat. My dad works for the UAW. He can clock out at 5 and be home by 2.
Can your Dad beat Ted Ginn Jr. in a foot race? Because Morgan Trent did.
If memory serves me correctly, Harvin had a bad wheel didn't he? He played injured most of that season. This season too. Morgan Trent is fast, but is no smarter (field awareness wise) than your average mongoose.
That was awesome.
Remember when everyone said you were dead?
Was that true?
...was the walrus, IIRC.
I used to be the Walrus, but now I'm John.
If we still had Haloscan now would be a perfect time to pose as Ringo Starr.
You know, they lived in a yellow submarine.
The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter: That fu**ing bitch...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter: Shut the fu** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov!
Remember when Morgan was good? That was a nice month.
i thought this was that guy who wrote trent=boren and i was going to call him a giant douche. eh, what the hell. whoever said that earlier is a giant douche
It would serve Morgan Trent well to try and move to free safety in the NFL...he has all the skills to be a good one... big body, speed, good tackler, good instincts, takes good angles of pursuit and has experience on one on one coverage...he would be a great NFL safety, kind of like a more physical Mark Carrier.
That said, he will probably fail as a corner...not quick enough, a bit slow in change of direction, doesnt move his hips fast enough and not flexible enough...
do people talk to these kids about positions switches before the draft?
I'm pretty sure that a "more physical Mark Carrier" would be suspended almost immediately for wielding a chainsaw on the field. Carrier's whole career existed at the fringes of league punishment, IIRC.
was a bad boy,good amount of his career. Must have paid atleast half-year salary in fines.
You do RC, IIRC.
Carrier routinely placed high on lists of the dirtiest players in the NFL.
I think it's a logical assumption that a player in Trent's position cannot say no to a position switch. If you're fighting to be on an NFL team you play wherever they tell you to play. They don't need to ask your permission.
There's something wrong with communism?
I think morgan trent was good for one game in his career and that was against Minnesota
I keep praying for a banhammer to be lowered.
It was a joke, supposed to be ironic.
ALANIS QUOTES NOW DAMMIT.
I thought about looking up quotes to some of the more obscure Alanis songs, but then I realized that it would likely be unfunny. I might still do it though.
I did hear, though, that Tressel tried wooing him to Columbus with wine coolers and Zima. True story.
Autograph at the senior bowl practice to day. I have a good friend that's a coach that was at the practice today and he knows I'm a Big UM fan so he got Tim Jamison and Trent Morgans autographs for me. My coaching buddy says Jamison is a Beast ans is killing the South's OLine Oaklahoma's Left Tackle. He says overall The South is a better squad and thst Pat White has serious zip on his passes.
heterosexual love babies!
that means Morgan Trent is part of WLA
that Huss was Morgan Trent.
Carrier was not known as a big hitter, physical type... cheap shots aside... Trent could be a big hitter at free safety and play clean too. The only comparision I was making was in body type and instincts...
Would Trent to safety be like moving Cato June to linebacker? If it happens, and it works, we can complain that our coaches should have thought of it. Watching Witten beat a linebacker would not have been embarrassing.
So, I'm going FA on this bitch because it recently hit me that Trent is now a Cincinnati Bungle. Could this explain the mysterious Buckeye leaf? ZOMG MIND = BLOWN
How dare you resurrect an old thread. Now I am going to create a thread bitching about it.
Actually, I remember this post and spotted it as a 'resurrect' right away. Too bad for me that wasn't the case the other day.
Here come the negs 3....2....1...
Actually, +1, that was humorous.