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March 30th, 2009 at 6:57 PM
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Was at the airport the other day, having a beer while waiting for a flight, and got into a conversation with the guy next to me about college football. Turns out he went to WVU, and was a wrestler there. After expressing his hatred of Michigan to me (over and over), he then voluntarily went on to say, "....but you know that Barwis guy? Let me tell you a story about that guy. I was sick as hell one morning, throwing up from some stomach flu, and when I got to practice I told Barwis that I wasn't going to be able to run that morning. He grabbed me by the back of the neck so f*ing hard, and said 'Son, you'll run for me, or you'll run from me, but one way or the other, you will run'. I turned and sprinted out to the track"

I loved the Barwis response.

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March 30th, 2009 at 7:04 PM | If he was smart (Score:1)
boats and hos
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he would have puked on Barwis. But then again, he is from WV.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFUGi0HlNZo
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March 30th, 2009 at 7:15 PM | Why would puking on Barwis (Score:1)
Chewer D
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Why would puking on Barwis make him smart?

"It's great to be a Michigan Wolverine!!"

March 30th, 2009 at 7:17 PM | duh (Score:1)
willis j
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barwis loves puke.

March 30th, 2009 at 7:22 PM | Chances are (Score:1)
boats and hos
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If he puked on Barwis while he told him he had to run, he would have gotten out of running. You must be from WV too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFUGi0HlNZo
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March 30th, 2009 at 7:25 PM | I'm just taking a wild guess (Score:1)
Chewer D
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I'm just taking a wild guess and saying that you weren't an athlete..

"It's great to be a Michigan Wolverine!!"

March 30th, 2009 at 7:29 PM | Either that or he'd say (Score:1)
Sommy
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Either that or he'd say "Cool, you must feel better now. Go run."

...and by that, I mean helter-skelter, willy-nilly and putt-putt!

March 30th, 2009 at 7:30 PM | Had he puked on Barwis he (Score:1)
Michigan_Mike
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Had he puked on Barwis he wouldn't have been able to tell that story.

March 30th, 2009 at 7:45 PM | +1 (Score:1)
mblood7
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I'm with Mike here had he puked on barwis he wouldn't be around to tell the story.

Mike Barwis sleeps with a night light. Not because Mike Barwis is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Mike Barwis...

UM football is my heroine

March 31st, 2009 at 12:18 AM | Barwis would make him eat the (Score:1)
jeffro0542
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Barwis would make him eat the puke, then run

"He has an uncanny ability to get kids to believe in him and believe in themselves. He doesn't do it with smooth words. He's not smooth. He does it by being the same genuine person day after day." ~Jason Whitlock on Brady Hoke

March 30th, 2009 at 7:18 PM | The legend grows. (Score:1)
GreyJello
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I don't know if this is true or not, but I love it anyway.

The Legend of Barwis grows.

March 30th, 2009 at 7:25 PM | this is the type of story (Score:1)
turbo cool
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this is the type of story you'd hear from the days of Bo...

i only respect other superfans

March 31st, 2009 at 12:19 AM | I agree and I F***ing love (Score:1)
jeffro0542
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I agree and I F***ing love it!!!!

"He has an uncanny ability to get kids to believe in him and believe in themselves. He doesn't do it with smooth words. He's not smooth. He does it by being the same genuine person day after day." ~Jason Whitlock on Brady Hoke

March 30th, 2009 at 8:09 PM | yea...... (Score:1)
Double Nickel BG
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so why would puking get you out of running? the most it would cause is 10 minutes or so off the track getting all the junk out of ur stomach and continue on.

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March 30th, 2009 at 10:24 PM | Barwis eats broken glass for breakfast (Score:1)
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Thanks for the Barwis story! Funny - if WVU doesn't like Rich Rod anymore why are they so mad at us for taking him?

We also have turned a great Barwis story into a debate about puking. Everyboby run some laps. Yes - until you puke.

"Nobody cares what you think!"

March 30th, 2009 at 10:57 PM | He's a wrestler (Score:1)
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Puking would just help him make weight.

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March 31st, 2009 at 8:09 AM | That's funny as hell. (Score:1)
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That's funny as hell.

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