Minnesota=DEATH

Each week we are getting beat up by yet another kid in the schoolyard, and getting our lunch money taken.  Even the nerds are doing it.

to not even get a chance with the suckitude that is Sheridan?

Time to experiment with some new stuff.  Who's our 3rd string backup RB?  I heard they make good QB's.

It will be like the spring game, only televised. 

"The University of Michigan football team holds the nation's longest streak of games without being shut out, dating back to 1984."

Whattaya say we break ANOTHER streak! It'll be a hoot! 

Game Plan: Direct snap to Minor every play and then let Zoltan punt. It will be less painful than even attempting to throw because those incomplete passes/interceptions will stop the clock. This way the pain will last for a shorter amount of time.

 I have already started drinking...

Oh well.  Better now when the games don't mean anything than next year when we could be fighting for a bowl.  We might even be fighting for a bowl outside the state of Michigan.

Henry the Kiss has been known to get around.

Now we will lose 38-13 instead of 38-24.

this is known as being "BAzzled in the azzle".  True story.

We will win Saturday. Because we aren't even supposed to be sniffing a touchdown, let alone a W, we will win. Thats the way things go in this season as a Michigan fan. 

I think Saturday will be like the Bible when it talks about "wailing and gnashing of teeth"

"Michigan quarterback Steven Threet is "very, very questionable" for Saturday's game at Minnesota, according to coach Rich Rodriguez."

That was the fact even without his concussions...  But Sheridan has no business to be on the field playing for Michigan, except maybe as a holder.

I found Obama's victory rally even less fun than the Minnesota game, but whatever.  

 Good thing I'm coaching my youth baseball team tomorrow.  Just may look for a doubleheader to ensure I'm not anywhere near a TV.l

 Michigan football - returning to greatness somewhere around 2020.

NO!  How about some Extra Strength Tylenol?  Here Steve, pop a couple...you'll be fine!

Will we get to see why Feagin is also not a division I-A QB?

You know...Sheridan does open up bigger holes for our RBs to run through.  So what if he can't throw.  So what if when he does throw it's to the wrong team.  So what if he doesn't know what routes are, or what WR's are, or what '3 seconds and the ball is supposed to be out' is.  So what if he doesn't know what 'looking downfield' means, or how to recognize pressure from a 3 man rush.  You all need to be more optimistic...show some WOLVERINE PRIDE.  We are going to need Sheridan's sideline leadership if we are to become National Champs in '11.

WAR WOLVERINES

I think this is a true statement................whether he's injured or not.

"Oh Michigan Football Hating God, please accept the sacrifice that has been made thru the first part of this season as an offering that might allow Michigan to win the last game of the season."

What the hell, there have been a lot of streaks broken this year.

Sheridan will suddenly grow an arm.....

'48.... 4 guys in the backfiled, one guy wide. bring back bob chappius!

Put Zoltan in at qb!

Oh god, no!

Here's hoping that they go with a wildcat formation for the entire game...

if threet doesnt play i hope that sheridan doesnt.  id rather suffer with feagin then have to gouge my eyes out and break another phone demonstrating how i can throw better then sheridan.  hey quarterbacks that switch positions and start seem to be damn good dont they defense?

F*CK.

Whatever happened to ellipses man.  I am sure he could give us a very in depth, logical, explanation of what is going to happen at QB.