This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.
Minnesota=DEATH
Oh, hell:
Michigan quarterback Steven Threet is "very, very questionable" for Saturday's game at Minnesota, according to coach Rich Rodriguez.
Threet suffered a concussion in the fourth quarter at Purdue, but the effects weren't clear until after the game. Rodriguez said before today's practice that the headaches usually associated with similar concussions go away after a day or two, but Threet's have remained. He has not practiced all week.
Things projected to be more fun than the Minnesota game:
- last night's John McCain victory rally
- being mauled by a lion
- eating six whole tilapia raw
- Henry Kissinger
F*CK.
"The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."
- Jack Handey
if threet doesnt play i hope that sheridan doesnt. id rather suffer with feagin then have to gouge my eyes out and break another phone demonstrating how i can throw better then sheridan. hey quarterbacks that switch positions and start seem to be damn good dont they defense?
Oh god, no!
Here's hoping that they go with a wildcat formation for the entire game...
Ann Arbor: now the permanent home of the Little Brown Jug
67-22-3 all-time
Put Zoltan in at qb!
Sportscenter.com raves: Sgt. Wolverine, "Michigan's biggest fan"!
'48.... 4 guys in the backfiled, one guy wide. bring back bob chappius!
Harvard: The MICHIGAN of the East
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
"Oh Michigan Football Hating God, please accept the sacrifice that has been made thru the first part of this season as an offering that might allow Michigan to win the last game of the season."
What the hell, there have been a lot of streaks broken this year.
Maybe the OSU streak will end too! but that would be too nice
I think this is a true statement................whether he's injured or not.
Literal LOL
You know...Sheridan does open up bigger holes for our RBs to run through. So what if he can't throw. So what if when he does throw it's to the wrong team. So what if he doesn't know what routes are, or what WR's are, or what '3 seconds and the ball is supposed to be out' is. So what if he doesn't know what 'looking downfield' means, or how to recognize pressure from a 3 man rush. You all need to be more optimistic...show some WOLVERINE PRIDE. We are going to need Sheridan's sideline leadership if we are to become National Champs in '11.
WAR WOLVERINES
NO! How about some Extra Strength Tylenol? Here Steve, pop a couple...you'll be fine!
Will we get to see why Feagin is also not a division I-A QB?
Hoke bitches...Hoke.
I found Obama's victory rally even less fun than the Minnesota game, but whatever.
Good thing I'm coaching my youth baseball team tomorrow. Just may look for a doubleheader to ensure I'm not anywhere near a TV.l
Michigan football - returning to greatness somewhere around 2020.
"Michigan quarterback Steven Threet is "very, very questionable" for Saturday's game at Minnesota, according to coach Rich Rodriguez."
That was the fact even without his concussions... But Sheridan has no business to be on the field playing for Michigan, except maybe as a holder.
I think Saturday will be like the Bible when it talks about "wailing and gnashing of teeth"
We will win Saturday. Because we aren't even supposed to be sniffing a touchdown, let alone a W, we will win. Thats the way things go in this season as a Michigan fan.
this is known as being "BAzzled in the azzle". True story.
...the Canadians make up for it with their emotion and classic ice-dancing skill.
Now we will lose 38-13 instead of 38-24.
In such a cynical, sarcastic society, oftentimes looking for the negative on anybody or anything, if you're fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it. -Thom Brennaman
Henry the Kiss has been known to get around.
Oh well. Better now when the games don't mean anything than next year when we could be fighting for a bowl. We might even be fighting for a bowl outside the state of Michigan.
Game Plan: Direct snap to Minor every play and then let Zoltan punt. It will be less painful than even attempting to throw because those incomplete passes/interceptions will stop the clock. This way the pain will last for a shorter amount of time.
I have already started drinking...
"The University of Michigan football team holds the nation's longest streak of games without being shut out, dating back to 1984."
Whattaya say we break ANOTHER streak! It'll be a hoot!
Go Blue
Time to experiment with some new stuff. Who's our 3rd string backup RB? I heard they make good QB's.
It will be like the spring game, only televised.
M'Dog
to not even get a chance with the suckitude that is Sheridan?
our package is our package, and it’s pretty big. - Greg Mattison, Bowl Practice Presser Tr. 12-13-11.


Whatever happened to ellipses man. I am sure he could give us a very in depth, logical, explanation of what is going to happen at QB.
Excellence is Good