I don't know where you could get that all in one package, but to give anything paintable a Wolverine flair, Lowes has genuine university colors. I used them for a cornhole set, and it's about as close to Michigan Maize & Blue that you can get.
"It's a lot easier being a drug dealer than an AAU coach" - this guy. Tell me something I don't know. I mean, don't think but have never tried either.