I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU SONNY
Sorry about the mess. For some reason the end of the first post is coming only after my sidebar shudders to a halt. I have no idea why this is happening, as I made no changes to my template. Lo siento. For now, scroll down. A lot.
Also, any suggestions from the web-wise would kick ass.
I am off to watch THE GAME now. I do not promise anything later tonight; strong possibility I will humorously wander into a pole and be in no condition to write.