chance of bowl: 13.6%
I love me some lingo and Warren St. John's come up with a neologism for Michigan fans everywhere: "Hennebriated."
I'll return the favor: Prothrolled, v: to be struck with vast, undeserved misfortune during a celebration; the act of inflicting undeserved misfortune in same situation. Did you hear what happened to Job? His daughter's wedding was prothrolled by ravenous brain-eating zombies.