it's a major award
heres to me tearing my pryor voodoo dolls legt off.
Fuck Tressel and sweater vests.
Fuck the not-a-Shoe-any-more.
Fuck that turd-nugget they think is a mascot.
Fuck Carmen Ohio.
I can't remember who this quote is from, but it's lovely:
"I love my family and friends from Columbus, but I cannot tell you how much I hate the Ohio State football program."
fuck the toilet bowl
just win and take a steamy dump in the center of the field
I second the notion of a win and a steamy dump.
On a side note, I'm referring to the "Cleveland Steamer" as the "Columbus Buttfungus" from now on.
I forgot some.
Fuck scarlet and gray.
Fuck the snowplow guy.
Fuck Tressel, again, just because.
Fuck Pryor and Boeckman.
Fuck Ohio State.
fuck woody's corpse
can't wait for boren to return to the big house next year so i can throw things at him and boo till i go hoarse
Fuck Wine Coolers. (yay Zima)
Fuck Buckeye Leaf helmet stickers.
I can't believe I forgot that one. Yes indeed, fuck helmet stickers that look like drugs.
Ha ha. Sure thing. I'm surprised that nobody else said anything.
Fuck car dealership boosters.
Fuck Kirk Herbstreet.
of him and I have some very fond memories of our games against him.
But yeah, at-a-boy stickers are stupid in a team sport.
Most Buckeye fans these days would say "Fuck Kirk Herbstreit." They think he's a traitor for occasionally picking the Buckeyes to lose and not slobbing the knob of everybody clad in scarlet and gray.
So I say the opposite.