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Jeremy Gallon Makes The Grade
Per one Jeremy Gallon's myspace page a kid named Jeremy Gallon has made his ACT score and will be on campus this fall. One w00t for the slot receiving. With Fitzgerald Toussaint good to go, the only player Michigan is waiting on is Justin Turner.
Turner still has to pass one section of the goofy Ohio exit exam, which should be formality now that he gives a crap. At least, I'd hope so. I took an equivalent back in the day and it's tough for anyone with opposable thumbs to fail those things. (Except my buddy who went to Harvard after getting a 1600 on the SAT; the state of Michigan said his writing skills were at a "novice" level.)
This is why that is schwing-worthy news:
For more, check Gallon's recruiting profile, now thankfully not wasted effort.
UPDATE: Tom flags down Gallon for a quick interview:
TOM: So, you qualified?
JEREMY: Yup.
TOM: What was the deciding factor?
JEREMY: I had to get a couple points on my ACT, and I had to boost my GPA. That was it mainly.
JEREMY: I had to get a couple points on my ACT, and I had to boost my GPA. That was it mainly.
TOM: So that's all you needed to qualify?
JEREMY: Yup, Coach [Rod] Smith called me and said he had some good news. I checked the internet to see for myself, and I'm really happy.
TOM: So when are you going up to Ann Arbor?
JEREMY: Coach Smith is going to give me a call, and let me know. I just want to go up there and show everybody what I'm capable of.
July 7th, 2009 at 6:57 PM | 
Schwing!
Schwing!
July 7th, 2009 at 6:58 PM |
Schwing
Schwing
See, this is where creepy Myspace and Facebook stalking comes in handy.
No? Still creepy? Damnit.
O-H-I-O: Because the "YMCA" wasn't gay enough.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:03 PM |
It's only creepy if you
It's only creepy if you
July 7th, 2009 at 7:06 PM |
High five!
High five!
Woo it's acceptable
O-H-I-O: Because the "YMCA" wasn't gay enough.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:12 PM |
It is a shame that these
It is a shame that these
It is a shame that these young men [boys?] need to be so overexposed at such a young age that our access to them and their lives can so easily slip into the creepy stalker category. Recruiting is an exciting topic, in part because it extends the competition between rivals into another area; but mostly for how it speaks to the promise of big things to come.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:17 PM |
Yea I don't really file this
Yea I don't really file this
Yea I don't really file this under "creepy stalker" at all, it was more of a sarcastic remark. He put it on his public page that anyone can see as an announcement to celebrate; certainly we can be excited about that.
O-H-I-O: Because the "YMCA" wasn't gay enough.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:33 PM |
I was not saying that Brian
I was not saying that Brian
I was not saying that Brian is a stalker...not in the least...but there are a lot of people who don't have any understanding of the words "boundaries" "limits" or "privacy." And it is a shame that this whole process so overexposes these young men.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:43 PM |
Oh yea I wasn't suggesting
Oh yea I wasn't suggesting
Oh yea I wasn't suggesting you were accusing Brian at all. Computers need better tone detectors.
O-H-I-O: Because the "YMCA" wasn't gay enough.
July 7th, 2009 at 6:59 PM |
This is exciting. JG is
This is exciting. JG is
This is exciting. JG is going to be a fantastic slot receiver in maize and blue. He has the hands to be a full time receiver, and has the YAC skills to take it the distance almost every time. I've seen change of direction skills like his only a handful of times. I'd like to see us get the ball in this kid's hands a lot.
For how excited we all are about Denard (and rightfully so), DR was the #35 prospect from Florida. Gallon was #31.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:28 PM |
Yeah he has the skills to
Yeah he has the skills to
Yeah he has the skills to be great. This is good news.
"Me n my wife 4eva n a day" Is he married?
July 7th, 2009 at 7:36 PM |
i was wondering that too
i was wondering that too
i was wondering that too
Rudy watches inspirational movies about Shawn Hunwick
July 8th, 2009 at 6:37 AM |
Y'all don't hang around with the kids much these days, do you?
Y'all don't hang around with the kids much these days, do you?
My nieces and nephews are always describing themselves on Facebook as "married" when they find the latest "true love of a lifetime!!!"
Those kids today! Get off of my damn lawn!
July 7th, 2009 at 7:42 PM |
Gallon changes direction
Gallon changes direction
Gallon changes direction faster then The Barking Sphinctor changes wives.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:02 PM |
MEAP
MEAP
The kid who went to Harvard but didn't pass the MEAP writing went to Troy High didn't he? I went there and heard a story about someone who, in years past, wrote a very satirical piece that basically went over the heads of the graders and thereby he didn't pass.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:03 PM |
Yes, yes he did. Wow. I'm
Yes, yes he did. Wow. I'm
July 7th, 2009 at 7:26 PM |
lol "wang"
sorry...low blow
lol "wang"
sorry...low blow
lol "wang"
sorry...low blow there
lol "blow"
ah...damn
No question, Jim.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:31 PM |
I gave you plus points for
I gave you plus points for
I gave you plus points for that.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:33 PM |
I knew I could count on you
I knew I could count on you
I knew I could count on you
No question, Jim.
July 7th, 2009 at 8:28 PM |
He didn't have those roman
He didn't have those roman
He didn't have those roman numerals tattooed on his forehead for nothing.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
July 7th, 2009 at 7:18 PM |
I can't blame him - the MEAP
I can't blame him - the MEAP
I can't blame him - the MEAP is so dumbed down of a test that it actually becomes a bit difficult.
Heck - I remember one question one the MEAP; the question was 'Which of the following breathes' - and you were given pictures of a horse, fire, rock, and tree. Given the definition of breathe from Webster (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/breathe) I could make a real argument for three of those (alright, two of them follow the broad definition it gives, the tree does when you go even broader). (But, I do remember putting horse down... I think)
July 7th, 2009 at 7:08 PM |
holy hell. gallon is the
holy hell. gallon is the
holy hell. gallon is the epitome of ninja football. i wonder how rr is celebrating the good news.
i only respect other superfans
July 7th, 2009 at 7:09 PM |
Recruiting some 3star 5'6"
Recruiting some 3star 5'6"
Recruiting some 3star 5'6" waterbugs to play slot receiver.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:12 PM |
Gallon is actually one of our
Gallon is actually one of our
Gallon is actually one of our 4 star waterbugs. Those truly are few and far between.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:21 PM |
I'm going to petition WC3 for
I'm going to petition WC3 for
I'm going to petition WC3 for a <sarcasm> tag.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:26 PM |
Yeah, I actually wasn't
Yeah, I actually wasn't
Yeah, I actually wasn't correcting you, although it seems that way. I was adding to your point, or making an offshoot from your comment. Or maybe a little of both.
July 8th, 2009 at 9:37 AM |
Seriously dude. That run at
Seriously dude. That run at
Seriously dude. That run at 1:16 made me giggle with glee. And a grown ass man should never giggle.
July 8th, 2009 at 9:57 AM |
If Kate Beckinsale is
If Kate Beckinsale is
If Kate Beckinsale is [blanking] his [blank], then yes, he may giggle.
July 8th, 2009 at 11:34 AM |
You could have earned all 626
You could have earned all 626
You could have earned all 626 of your MGoPoints by talking about Kate Beckinsale, and I would still be asking for more Beckinsale.
On an unrelated topic, HOW DID YOU GET SO MCUH POINTS?!?!?!! I am filled with e-nvy
"I think you are my favorite poster. The polar bear avatar definitely helps." - ShockFX
July 8th, 2009 at 12:20 PM |
I had like 350 when the point
I had like 350 when the point
I had like 350 when the point system went live. I was expecting to lose a lot of points. Instead they almost doubled. Who knew?
Also, I just noticed your join date 8-8-2008. That was the first day of the Olympics, as 8 is a lucky(fortune?) number in Asian cultures.
July 9th, 2009 at 6:30 PM |
I should probably stop going
I should probably stop going
I should probably stop going through your post history and giving you points...now you'll sit there and wonder if I've ever creepily done that, mwuahaha!
And yeah, I remember thinking on that date that it would be a cool day to join. I was excited for the Olympics and the debut of Rodriguez's ninja football. One went as expected, the other, not so much.
"I think you are my favorite poster. The polar bear avatar definitely helps." - ShockFX
July 7th, 2009 at 7:14 PM |
Great news. Its good knowing
Great news. Its good knowing
Great news. Its good knowing that all our guys should qualify, especially those who are ready to make an immediate impact.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:20 PM |
YES!!! Great news!
YES!!! Great news!
YES!!! Great news!
July 7th, 2009 at 7:21 PM |
It going to be a long month
It going to be a long month
It going to be a long month as we wait for camp to start...my excitement level is reaching fevered pitch.
On the plus side...being self employed my wife has said if I close another deal before the end of the August, I can get myself one of those high end team jerseys where they sew your your name and any number you choose onto the jersey...I am very psyched about that...she is hoping that I pick number 19 for the date our anniversary [any great players wear #19?]...I want #2 or #21...but likely it will be 19...
Its going to be a long 2 months till Sept 5...
July 7th, 2009 at 7:26 PM |
germain
germain
gonzales, iirc.
and ron bellamy?
Harvard: The MICHIGAN of the East
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:30 PM |
Yes, the Hedgehog.
Yes, the Hedgehog.
Yes, the Hedgehog.
wolverineliberationarmy.com/blog
July 7th, 2009 at 7:31 PM |
?
?
???
Harvard: The MICHIGAN of the East
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:36 PM |
I am confused too
I am confused too
I am confused too
July 7th, 2009 at 10:01 PM |
Hedgehog
Hedgehog
Never expected that reference here. Beautiful!! Even if the last name doesn't quite fit! +1.
July 8th, 2009 at 6:53 AM |
Ron Jeremy played at UM ?!?
Ron Jeremy played at UM ?!?
nfm
We ARE Michigan....COME GET SOME!!!
July 7th, 2009 at 9:05 PM |
Jermaine Gonzales wore #18.
Jermaine Gonzales wore #18.
Jermaine Gonzales wore #18. Ron Bellamy was #19.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:42 PM |
ok...this is cool...the
ok...this is cool...the
ok...this is cool...the Bently Historical Library has a database that allows you to plug in any jersey number...or a whole host of other information and...wham! you have a complete list:
http://141.211.39.65/allroster/fbsearch.htm
I think I sense a diary post coming up...
July 7th, 2009 at 8:10 PM |
There are
There are
You have Robert Brown who was an all american center and team captain back in the days of Yost. Also, there is Remy Hamilton who besides being an all american and having a sweet first name was one of the best kickers for the maize and blue.
Lastly, Stanley Knickerbocker but just because he has a great name.
July 7th, 2009 at 8:11 PM |
Forcier is #19...
Forcier is #19...
Or at least, he WAS...
Oh yeah, Jason, not Tate.
July 7th, 2009 at 9:34 PM |
Dude, take your balls out of
Dude, take your balls out of
Dude, take your balls out of your wife's purse, buy the fucking jersey tomorrow and choose whatever number you damn well please. 19 for your anniversary? On a football jersey? That's just gay. It's not even a real date.
I'm sorry...that really wasn't even about you.
IMHE
July 7th, 2009 at 9:53 PM |
holy shit LOL
holy shit LOL
holy shit LOL
No question, Jim.
July 8th, 2009 at 6:58 AM |
I have a headache
I have a headache
I have a headache after reading this post. I laughed so hard and for so long, that I literally have a headache now.
I nominate this for "Post of the Decade".
We ARE Michigan....COME GET SOME!!!
July 7th, 2009 at 7:32 PM |
Given that Tom interviewed
Given that Tom interviewed
Given that Tom interviewed him. I would guess there is a possibility that he reads the blog. So, Mr. Gallon if you are reading this congratulations, now go beat some buckeyes down.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:53 PM |
Tom interviews lots of
Tom interviews lots of
Tom interviews lots of people. I doubt all of them read this blog.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:32 PM |
w00t
w00t
w00t
No question, Jim.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:34 PM |
Congrats to Jeremy Gallon.
Congrats to Jeremy Gallon.
Congrats to Jeremy Gallon. Welcome to Ann Arbor!
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Schwing!