M-Wolverine

March 20th, 2013 at 12:55 PM ^

At least it's linebacker, right? RIGHT?

Well, shit, no, that doesn't make me feel any better. Best wishes on your recovery, Jake.

jrblue

March 20th, 2013 at 12:58 PM ^

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

what the hell....countess last year, now ryan.  we aren't allowed to field our best defenders in the same season??????

Never

March 20th, 2013 at 1:02 PM ^

*buries e-bayed placenta in backyard*

*has unhappy sex with 11 DD-cup virgins*

*grabs cane, dons battered grey robe and points excitedly*

Angry Michigan Anterior Cruciate Ligament Hating God! YOU SHALL NOT PASS HERE!

ijohnb

March 20th, 2013 at 1:04 PM ^

Fuck.

If Michigan loses to SDSU tommorow I am going to shoot my dog, then burn my house down, then drive my car off a bridge.

matty blue

March 20th, 2013 at 1:05 PM ^

can we just wait for more information from, like, doctors and stuff?  before we have a complete pants-shitting meltdown?  oh, wait.  forgot where i was, there.