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Sources indicated late Friday afternoon that the Michigan football program is no longer exploring the possibility of adding former Duke PG Greg Paulus to its fall roster.
We can all return to our normal lives now, yes?
April 17th, 2009 at 9:14 PM | 
FUCK
FUCK
April 17th, 2009 at 9:57 PM |
*sigh*
*sigh*
What we've just experienced is one of the most insanely idiotic things we have ever gone through. At no point in these rambling, incoherent responses were we even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to this. I award us no points, and may God have mercy on our souls.
I love Billy Madison haha
A wise man speaks because he has something to say; a fool because he has to say something. - Plato
April 17th, 2009 at 10:34 PM |
Awesome
Awesome
+1
April 18th, 2009 at 12:54 AM |
:)
:)
You get a Snackpack for that comment.
April 17th, 2009 at 10:06 PM |
Why isn't RichRod still
Why isn't RichRod still
Why isn't RichRod still trying to add him? Aren't we desperate?
April 17th, 2009 at 10:34 PM |
Yes, thank you.
Yes, thank you.
Yes, thank you.
not just "douchey" MGoBlog user, but now TRUSTED MGoBlog user
April 17th, 2009 at 10:35 PM |
Remember this week
Remember this week
Five years from now, no one will believe that a Duke basketball player tried to transfer here to play QB. This is has great trivia potential.
April 17th, 2009 at 10:37 PM |
His name
His name
His name is Greg Paulus.
April 17th, 2009 at 10:53 PM |
Jack Kennedy
Jack Kennedy
JUST IN....
According to an ESPN source "close" to the program, walk on Jack Kennedy says he has been told by Rich Rod that he has the chance to compete for the starting quarterback position at Michigan. Reportedly, Jack was seen at practice on Tuesday, and unlike Paulus was dressed and throwing. Which begs the question, who will start more games this year at quarterback, Mitch Mustain or Jack Kennedy? My God Rich Rod has sh*tted all over this program. Go F**k yourself big-ten.
- ESPN source
April 17th, 2009 at 11:05 PM |
tRCMB just cried a little
tRCMB just cried a little
tRCMB just cried a little
April 17th, 2009 at 11:17 PM |
Most RCMB members should have
Most RCMB members should have
Most RCMB members should have been stains on the bathroom wall.
"The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."
- Jack Handey
April 18th, 2009 at 12:51 AM |
i guess i'm dissapointed that
i guess i'm dissapointed that
i guess i'm dissapointed that we didn't add another qb but i am so happy all that hullabaloo with tate and espn and facebook groups is over
Rudy watches inspirational movies about Shawn Hunwick
April 18th, 2009 at 2:25 AM |
greg paulus
greg paulus
jeez aren't you guys just pathetic. move out of grandma and grandpas basement and get a life and some perspective. RR has 3 scholarships to give out. only 2 Qb's are really ready for the spread option. if some dude on a one time basis can give us some depth without hurting future scholarships why not try and see what happens. has anybody ever heard of a "walk-on".
dundee
April 18th, 2009 at 8:00 AM |
A walk-on with a difference
A walk-on with a difference
It's moot, but Paulus would have been the first walk-on in history to have made appearances on PTI and Dan Patrick to talk about it before playing a down.
April 18th, 2009 at 1:54 PM |
whu?
whu?
This is a football website not a video game website, crocidile dundee
you just told a bunch of college students to get a life for talking about paulus...... and then you go on to do the same thing, on the same exact site..at 2:25am on a friday night....
April 18th, 2009 at 7:19 AM |
only a minute before I have
only a minute before I have
only a minute before I have to go to work so I don't have time to read all the new stuff but I just saw on ESPN interactive (dish) the very first headline is that Paulus will compete for the job. Any info on the contradiction would be helpful thank you.
Oh how I hate Ohio State
April 18th, 2009 at 8:01 AM |
I'm sure that in its
I'm sure that in its
I'm sure that in its epilogue, the WWL will find a way to infer that Paulus turned us down, just as it found a way to infer that there was an actual scholarship offer in the first place.
April 18th, 2009 at 8:23 AM |
well i have nothing to bitch
well i have nothing to bitch
well i have nothing to bitch about now. go blue.
i only respect other superfans
April 18th, 2009 at 12:23 PM |
You can always bitch about
You can always bitch about
You can always bitch about the distraction it caused.
not just "douchey" MGoBlog user, but now TRUSTED MGoBlog user
April 18th, 2009 at 9:56 AM |
let's go find another BB player to recruit for QB
let's go find another BB player to recruit for QB
I heard Hansbrough is not going to be drafted, can he play QB?
April 18th, 2009 at 10:57 AM |
Report: Michigan interested in Bobby Hurley.
Report: Michigan interested in Bobby Hurley.
It's back! Let the debate continue!
"Everyone gets dumped Gabe. Let me give you some advice: a little coverup on your Adams Apple will make it appear smaller. Which will make you appear less like a transvestite."
April 18th, 2009 at 12:56 PM |
Thank God this is finally
Thank God this is finally
Thank God this is finally over.
April 18th, 2009 at 4:41 PM |
Score another one for the ignorant incompetence of the MSM
Score another one for the ignorant incompetence of the MSM
A full 24 hours after it was announced that UM is no longer interested in Paulus, ESPN still has a "Paulus may vie for UM QB" story as one of their college FB home page items. Must be the same source that had Miles already inking his contract to come here.
April 18th, 2009 at 7:21 PM |
wat
wat
I've been out of the loop for a week or so ... what's all this about Ron Powlus having a year of eligibility left and coming to play at Michigan?
redefining epic fail, one comment at a time
April 18th, 2009 at 11:12 PM |
Let us not forget...
Let us not forget...
Denard Robinson is fast, and I mean blazing fast.
April 19th, 2009 at 10:29 AM |
ESPN.com this morning: Still 2 stories on Paulus coming to UM
ESPN.com this morning: Still 2 stories on Paulus coming to UM
They're also reporting that the Hindenburg just exploded, the Japanese have bombed Pearl Harbor, and a man landed on the moon.
April 19th, 2009 at 11:05 AM |
Not Just ESPN,
Not Just ESPN,
but still no updates from SI, Cbssports.com, yahoo sports or mlive. Look I really don't care about Paulus (it wasn't about him so much as it was about creating a culture of competition), but it's now officially strange that a few days after scout broke the story no one else has followed up.
April 19th, 2009 at 11:58 AM |
At first glance it's strange these folks seems unaware the
At first glance it's strange these folks seems unaware the
whole thing is dead, but actually it's perfectly symptomatic of the cluelessness of most "professional journalists" and the media empires they work for. They prefer to settle on catchy, headline-worthy angles—Rodriguez destroyed irreplaceable files, RR hates family values, RR told all fans to get a life, and now RR is "desperate"—regardless of the easily obtainable factual evidence disproving all of them.
April 19th, 2009 at 7:30 PM |
Did you guys hear that Beano
Did you guys hear that Beano
Did you guys hear that Beano Cook just guaranteed that Greg Paulus will win two Heismans???
my mental stability was hanging in the balance.
Not.
Buncha gotdam drama queens around heah.
Biz hundert azoi ve tsvantsik