That the lead picture on the Rivals site means that LB BARKEVIOUS MINGO is coming for an official visit. Please rub some snake oil on that fantastic name.
Can someone with a subscription either confirm my joy or crush my hopes?
I'm going to sound really, really white here, but how in the HELL do you make up the name "Barkevious"?
Is that a cross between a dog's voice and "devious"?
were writing on the birth certificate his mom sneezed, and the nurses couldnt decifer what was written
and this is what they came up with
it's a great name, and I'd love to see him come here.
As of now he will be here on a visit following the recruiting dead period.
didnt want him to be made fun of for having the last name Mingo, so they needed to come up w/ a completely ridiculous first name to draw attention away, i mean seriously, Mingo is pretty much an afterthought.
to tell you that Mingo is visiting on 1/9, along with Cameron Gordon, Sam Montgomery, Michael Schofield, Demontre Hurts, Ricky Johnson, and Travante Stallworth. Interestingly, three Louisiana kids.
For your willingness to provide those of us are too lazy and cheap to subscribe to Rivals and\or Scout with knowledge of who is visiting.
I believe you made a spelling mistake. did you mean Demontre HuRST????
Yeppers. That is what it sounds like to me! And as to anwser your question I don't pay for a Scout membership so I don't know. Srry
Johnson and Stallworth are *** WR recruits who are committed to Arkansas and Auburn, respectively. Mingo isn't listing an offer from Michigan, neither are the two receivers.
wonder if Stallworth is wavering with the Chizik hire. Tom?
Is Stallworth related to Donte'?
He has a video posted on ESPN's recruiting site. I watched it about a week ago and was not impressed. He just didn't appear to be very fluid, and I wouldn't expect him to be in any team's rotation for many years. Video is more of a camp video, not actual on-field play.
His name is Barkevious Mingo.
This allows for less-than inspiring play.
...what the hell was I thinking?
"Candygram for Mingo! Candygram for Mingo!"
Does that make him a Dazzling Urbanite?
If he commits, I'm getting a trademark on "Mingo the Magnificent" t-shirts.
Then I'm getting "Barkevious the Mischievous."
Awwwhhh, Mingo STRAIGHT!!
bingo mingo bango.
Bar Bar Bar Barkevious
(we are, we are)
Bar Bar Bar Barkevious
(he is, he is)
Please God let this happen, PLEASE!
It also doesn't hurt that he has offers from LSU, OU, ND, Bama, and UT.
(begin Australian accent)
"The Mingo ate me baby!"
(end Australian accent)
Barkevious is actually an old testament name. Barkevious brought Judith over the river when Barzelai was sick. Scholars aren't sure what he had, but it seems to have been something like piles. It afflicted all of the Melanchthanites after they at too much bachlevitch with Pelvo. But the fact remains, when Judith needed to cross the river (likely the Tiber), Barzelai was unable, so Barkevious took her on his back and carried her over.
Oh god the possibilities of a Barkevious, Barzelai, and Melanchthanites linebacking unit.
Maybe we would replace ND as "God's Team"