I don't mean to be a dick, but shouldn't we have a UFR: Offense by now? If Brian can't stick to his preseason deadlines, I'm going elsewhere for my play-by-play breakdown and analysis of every Michigan football game.
"Site note: UFRs will be Wednesday/Thursday going forward; every year I suggest they will be Tuesday/Wednesday and am forcibly disabused of this idea the firs week. "
"If Brian can't stick to his preseason deadlines, I'm going elsewhere..."
Preseason deadlines. Preseason. Do you see where I wrote "preseason"? His preseason deadlines. Not his Sept 1st side notes. His preseason deadlines. So maybe you're the one who can't read.
I am sure that Brian will be emotionally obliterated by the news.
I'm thinking he's being sarcastic. I can't imagine another possible explanation.
He could just be an asshole, but, I think Chitown is right. It was probably a lame attempt at sarcastic humor.
"I don't mean to be a dick" code for "I'm a huge f'ing ass"???
This was one of the VERY FEW occasions in which I gave someone the benefit of the doubt.
This is also the reason I almost never give anybody the benefit of the doubt.
I got the feeling that the "not to be a dick" title was in sarcastic reference to past posts where the title was somethign similar and the author was just a dick afterwards. I'm surprised by the number of people who actually thought this guy was being serious.
Some of you took this seriously?
Some of you took this seriously? He even threw in a line at the end to drive home the sarcasm.
"If Brian can't stick to his preseason deadlines, I'm going elsewhere
for my play-by-play breakdown and analysis of every Michigan football
Get it? Because you can't go anywhere else for these things. That's why its a joke.
And you explain his dickhead post of 12:14 how??? Read the thread in time order.
And while you are at it, please explain, if you still assert that this was an incredibly lame attempt at humor, how this is in any fucking way funny and worthy of a post on the board (or perhaps you found this post informative instead).
The 12:14 dickhead post is clearly just another attempt at humor. I'm not saying it was funny (I didn't laugh), but the thread was clearly an attempt at being funny. Lay off the guy.
is the misspelling of "fagot" part of the humor? I guess if your trying to imitate random posters flaming you might do that in jest. Seems like a lot of trouble to just have a laugh to yourself.
I get it...yeah, that's kind of funny. Can I get a copy of JUGS?