This guy should be up for the Darwin Award. But classic OSU behavior. Surprised he didn't try to light a couch on fire.
How Ohio State linemen prepare for the NFL draft
Don't tase me dude!
i think you have to die to recieve a darwin award
Yeah, death or sterlization is usually required. As long as you've improved the gene pool by removing yourself from it.
So in this case: stupid, but not Darwin Award stupid
damn, he was drunk as hell
classic OSU behavior
Then getting drunk, naked, and exposing youself on a porch to a bunch of unreceptive women is "classic Michigan behavior".
Seriously, laugh because a 318 pound man tried to hide underneath a patio, but don't think this sort of shit is limited to OSU.
pedestrian. Mario Manningham dislikes his method of relaxation. Carson Butler wants to choke a bitch. Adrian Arrington thinks that sounds like a fine pastime. Brian Griese isn't sure Alex went far enough. Eugene Germany has no idea what's going on.
Ohio State does not have a monopoly on young kids doing the stupid things young kids do. Stop pretending you're on another level.
man people take things too seriously these days. Why not just ignore it? You're no better than DoctorWorm if you respond to that sort of stuff all the time.
Pogue contributes more to this blog than either of you. Or even me.
"no $ucknuts ALLOWED here olololololol"
Still hurting because I asked why you spend lots of time at a rival's blog? It was an honest question. Time to move on, man.
And no, I don't talk like a 12 year old.
$UCK THE FUCKEYES LOLOLOLOL SWETERVEST CHEATS LOLOLOLOL
I appreciate Poguemahone's insights and think he is very even-handed.
for the OSU version of DoctorWorm.
All you have to do is show up at every thread that mentions OSU. Pretty simple. Your pay will be 2 helmet stickers per week.
Neither of you chose to actually respond to my point. I should have expected no less.
You came on here to defend your school and made an irrefutable point. Good job, I guess.
My point was that you actually came on here to post something totally obvious just because you saw OSU in the title. We have a guy that does this for all MSU posts, so I was kind of hoping we could have a defender for every team.
an Ohio State fan should not comment on a thread centering on an Ohio State player.
Because it's "obvious".
Because the OP and the ensuing posts clearly mentioned that Ohio State and Michigan are basically neck-and-neck for arrests this decade and provided a detailed analysis of how the program-wide rap sheets are nearly identical, even with Maurice Clarett on the docket.
of a rival team's player that fucked up. It's funny, and we laugh at it. I'm sure over at Buckeye whatever blog (don't know any names) whenever a Michigan guy gets in trouble everyone huddles around to have a serious discussion about the merits of this arrest vs. a weighted average of OSU arrests.
I maintain that you brought absolutely nothing to the table here besides a whiny "you guys do it too!" defense. How the fuck is it not obvious that Michigan players have had their share of run ins with the law, just like any other program?
who must get the last word in in every fucking internet argument you have to give yourself the illusion that you "won".
OP: "Typical OSU behavior"
Me: "And Michigan is so much better? That's kind of hypocritical..."
You: "YOU WHINE TOO MUCH GAWD"
Seriously, thanks for the non sequiturs. I believe you have a statue of Bo to fellate.
You will make an excellent DoctorWorm. You might need to mature a little bit first.
but unfortunately, you are.
I don't troll other teams blogs and don't resort to namecalling like a 13 year old...so if you could point out where I'm just like Dr.Worm that'd be great.
comment #14 of yours above comes to mind.
I've read pogue's comments for a couple of years now. I for one think he is totally cool; absolutely nothing like the worm doc or fearthevest (but "son of jorel" and pecoshelga were entertaining but they haven't shown up since the new format).
While I may be abrasive, I'm not like DrWorm - his trolling schtick is a very specific type. I just made a harmless joke and a bunch of people freaked out. Such is life.
Makes the whole thread worthwhile.
it's a beaten over point that all schools have trouble makers. and i asked why you even bother responding to people who say stuff like that. it's that sort of stuff that makes mlive and cleveland.com the jokes that they are.
Hence my question of why he even bothers to come here. It obviously bothers him that we might be talking bad about his school...but it's a Michigan blog. I'm pretty sure there's OSU blogs out there devoted to attacking Michigan. I will also go out on a limb and suggest that these blogs also engage in bias toward OSU and do not employ logically sound reasoning skills in all of their arguments.
So that's why I have never visited a Buckeye blog. All I would do is stir up trouble and would not get through to a single person. What is the point?
You can't be serious.
This is a discussion board on a Michigan blog. I come here to discuss college football and basketball and by extension to discuss Michigan. Is there something wrong with this? I don't come here to proselytize, I come here to voice another side of an argument that we all know will never, ever end. That's it.
Really, you're just getting butthurt because an Ohio State fan stuck up for his team, trying to inject reason and common sense into a discussion that clearly wasn't having any of it. I'm just doing my part to prevent all the "OSU PLAYERS ARE ALL THUGS AND SO ARE THEIR FANS" moralizing we're going to be hearing tomorrow.
That is all. Feel free to continue sniping away every time I drop a random comment in a thread in your pathetic little vendetta against the only Ohio State fan who posts consistently on this board.
it is hilarious to see you get this worked up.
Also - you just admitted that you came here to start up an argument that will never end. As has been my question all along - why?
And I'm "butthurt" because you pointed out that Michigan players are bad too? OK. You are blowing my mind, man. I had this vision of Michigan players never making a mistake. Shattered.
Finally, there's no vendetta. You can do and go wherever you please. You'd be wrong if you think an internet argument could ever upset me in any way.
Poguemahone does get through, just not to people who are going to go "SHUT THE FUCK UP BUCKEYE!" everytime he posts.
this line just made me LOL: "Carson Butler wants to choke a bitch."
Well, Orson shall be hearing of this.
Anyone want to share this popcorn with me?
could you pass the popcorn?
Am I late for the show?
Most NFL lineman nowadays would be able to pull the tow-truck, not just pull idly at the cable.
to be fair, he was reallllly drunk.
I hope his taint was violated in jail
Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
IT'S NOT A TUMAH!
IT'S NOT A TUMAH AT ALL
I'll show you mine if you show me yours?
UM kids do some stupid things, but OSU kids seem to do it exponentially worse. UM kids seem to get very egotistical, as if they are immune from consequences, but OSU kids go fucking crazy and dysfunctional.
It must be the water. With the steroids in it.
AFAIC, Art Schlicheter and Maurice Clarett will always be poster boys for typical OSU behavior.
I read the post, and could have scripted the thread war that ensued... complete with the OSU Avenger on cue and Chitown swooping in as the perspective cop. Sigh... this blog is becoming like an old married couple.
On a related note, it sucks that Boone has apparently fallen off the wagon. Seriously. I have a family member who is an alcoholic and it's a terrible, terrible thing.