"It's a lot easier being a drug dealer than an AAU coach" - this guy. Tell me something I don't know. I mean, don't think but have never tried either.
I use a lot of exclamation points, usually with ironic flair. I've got nothin' on The Wizznutzz. I've been adding site feeds and links on the left instead of content. Content's overrated, anyway. What you want is links to content. That's my theory.