My midget hockey team could have beaten Bowling Green. The boys played the worst game I've seen since Northern Michigan in 2006. Really really terrible hockey. No hustle, minimal effort. I would hate to be on the bus ride down to Bowling Green tonight because I'm sure Red is going to tear into them, as he should. Please, someone help me pay for my hospital bill, because there is a distinct possibility I will have alcohol poisoning by the end of the night.
Mike Lantry, 1972