Let's make the best of this. Headlines for tommorrows newspaper. I'll start.
RichRod Blocked: No Beaver for Rodriquez
Shav'd Beaver Cuts Deep
Beaver Says No to the Mitten
Beaver trims Michigan from list
Fuck the Beaver.
How's that for a newspaper headline?
Rodriquez left to Master Tate
Loose Beaver Spoils Dick's Christmas
My winner so far.
"Loose Beaver Spoils Dick's Christmas"
Young Beaver can't handle Rod.
Beaver prefers warmth of Golden......Hurricanes.
Beaver seeks a new spread
Wally, what's wrong with the Beaver?
Beaver No Longer Stimulated By Rod
Beaver Changing Teams: Cites Conflict with Cox
Lack of snake oil irritates Beaver.
Beaver fucked us all and left us with a burning sensation in our genitals. OR, something was hiding in that beaver and bit us upon entry. Its late and I am jacked up so I don't know if any one of those make sense.
Shavodrick leaves: Michigan Men critical of Beaver
Michigan Hung Out to Dry, No Beaver for University.
Beaver gives Tulsa Golden Shower of Praise; Switches Commitment.
Elusive Beaver Adds Another Dickrod Disappointment
Beaver-Spread is Pipe Dream for Michigan Fans
Teenager changes mind, sparks outrage on blog