On Harbaugh, Brandon, And Other Such Things Comment Count

Brian

ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. We are probably embarking on a coaching search in the near future and also probably embarking on an AD search in the near future. When these things happen I get buckets of insider information from provenances both dubious and legit, and at some point they cross the threshold where I think they're useful to relate.

When I do this I want things to be supported by multiple people, or people I've heard from before and were accurate. I've learned over the years that when you get in these situations a lot of people stridently believe things that turn out to be wrong, so keep that in mind; I strive to be precise with my language to give people the right impression of how strongly these opinions are held.

So…

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ON JIM HARBAUGH. There are plenty of media reports suggesting that Harbaugh won't be with the 49ers next year; I've heard similar things. I've also heard that people within the 49ers organization think that maybe Harbaugh isn't an NFL guy, long term, and that Harbaugh is also coming to this realization as the guys in his locker room start getting more and more ornery. Michigan is not a far-fetched destination according to them.

ON DAVE BRANDON. I mentioned this on twitter and should clarify. There is the Big Ballers Meeting and then a Meeting With A Lot Of Big Ballers And Some Smaller Ballers And Some People Who Do Nice Stuff For The University. I got a report from the latter, in which Schlissel sat down for a Q&A session that was moderated by Stephen Ross. Nothing said was definitive, but almost all of the side chatter centered on how Brandon wasn't going to make it and Ross didn't seem like he was going to throw a hissy fit if a change was made. Even in this context away from the madding crowd the first issue addressed was the AD; Schlissel reiterated his point about a culture change; there seemed to be big baller chatter about who might be next.

Now: these people are not universally omniscient. There was chatter that things might go down last Tuesday. Obviously they did not. Don't take that as gospel.

ON THE COMBINATION OF HARBAUGH AND BRANDON. Never say never but I've heard from guys who know Harbaugh who say that Jim working for Dave is highly unlikely to happen. I do not have signed affidavits, but… yeah. As chatter goes this drumbeat is intense.

ON HOKE SURVIVING. This is likely to become moot this weekend, but serious people are asserting that he's not dead yet and could get by with a 7-5 record that includes a win over MSU or OSU, or even that 6-6 might be enough.

I don't think this is the case, as the powers that be know that season tickets are on a knife edge now and bringing Hoke back could see significant drops. It's impossible to know anything about Hoke's status given the uncertainty about the top of the department; the information being discussed is going to point strongly to a change no matter who is in charge.

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ON AD CANDIDATES. Amongst the obvious Michigan Man candidates I would peg the pecking order as

  1. Jeff Long (Arkansas)
  2. Brad Bates (BC)
  3. Warde Manuel (UConn)
  4. Joe Parker (Texas Tech's associate AD)

There's a bigger gap between 2 and 3 than between 1 and 2 or 3 and 4. Michigan may go off the board, of course, but Long in particular seems to have the respect of the AD community—he's the CoFoPoff chair—and made a stunning hire of Bret Bielema after the Petrino situation blew up in his face.

Also worth noting that he handled the PR of that disaster as well as can be expected. Bates and Manuel have not had to face similar crises yet.

ON JABRILL PEPPERS. This is not certain otherwise Michigan would have announced it but I've gotten several seemingly independent sources asserting that Peppers isn't going to play again this year. Michigan just threw him on top of the depth chart at nickel and punt return, so I don't know… I just wouldn't be surprised if he didn't play this weekend.

ON LLOYD CARR. Lloyd Carr is a civilian. He is neither involved nor wants to be involved in the day-to-day of the athletic department, and if you have a conspiracy theory involving him it is ridiculous and you should just drop it.

Comments

echoWhiskey

October 21st, 2014 at 4:24 PM ^

Given the situation, I would take just about any competent head coach out there.  But I just can’t get over how much of an asshole Harbaugh has proven to be.  Latest example, taking timeouts at the end of the SF-Den game this week and his half-assed congratulations of Manning.  No need to remind me, both of those things are well within his right to do, but you would have a hard time arguing that they weren’t asshole moves.

In the end, I just want a coach who wins games, but he certainly rubs me the wrong way.  I guess when he’s your school’s asshole, it’s all well and good, but he’s not our school’s asshole… yet.

echoWhiskey

October 22nd, 2014 at 11:43 AM ^

That's just not true.  I don't even have to leave our program to find an example.  What do you think of john beilein?  

I think what you mean is most successful coaches are type-A personalities and that also tends to rub some people the wrong way and make them seem like assholes.  I'm saying the Harbaugh seems to be an asshole just to be an asshole. Anyway, like I said, I'll take him in a heartbeat over what we've got.

M-Dog

October 21st, 2014 at 11:12 PM ^

We're big on revisionist history around here, but 90% of the CFB world thought Bo was an asshole in his prime.  He did not care who he pissed off, just like his good buddy Bobby Knight.

We have a nice well-mannered guy now.  How's that working out?

You need to have an edge to compete with all those other SOB's that have an edge.

BlueinOK

October 21st, 2014 at 5:24 PM ^

If Michigan hires Harbaugh, I'm having the biggest party ever and buying tons of kegs. It will be the biggest celebration. I won't stop wearing Michigan apparel for weeks. Hell I'm wear the khakis from Walmart and sweatshirt. 

petered0518

October 21st, 2014 at 6:26 PM ^

I know this site is known for great analysis and reporting, but HOLY SHIT ALL I WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW IS GOSSIP MY ASS OFF. THANK YOU FOR THIS BRIAN I NEEDED TO HEAR IT.

I'm like a middle school girl talking about her favorite boy.  Just saying the names Long and Harbaugh get me giggling and smiling and writing secret love notes.

Rufus X

October 22nd, 2014 at 9:54 AM ^

I worked daily in Schembecler Hall for several years under Lloyd and Mo in the early 90s.  Jeff Long, at that time, was the Assistant AD for Football Ops.  He is a sharp guy, but really a colossal D-Bag.  Backstabbing, politically calculating, and not willing to stick his neck out for anyone other than himself.  His hire of Beilema was not at all surprising, as it was a safe, non-controversial choice with very little upside - i.e. pretty much everyone knew what Beilema was when he hired him, and there was very little hope that he would be a great coach.  Sound familiar?  In my opinion if Jeff Long was the AD during the Richrod firing, we would have gotten Brady Hoke as our coach anyway - it's just that he probably would have been our second choice instead of our 5th.

I think he would be a better administrator than Brandon, insofar as he is a lifetime collegiate AD type and would be far less corporate.  Which is a good thing.  But if we hire Jeff Long, you can more of the same, but with less piped in music and uniformzzzz.  Which is not a good thing.