may it rest in peace.
help i've been transported back in time to Jim Tressel's hiring help
I've been wanting to write this forever but only got around to it because TOC reminded me I should do it. I'll update this if I forgot anything and as warranted by changes.
via Angelo's, but don't get this because it doesn't have hollandaise on it.
So, you're coming to Ann Arbor to watch football. Welcome! Sorry about the frat guys who talk crap to you. At least they aren't throwing beer cans! (They totally would, but those things are ten cents, and in this economy DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING.)
I'm not much use when it comes to getting tickets or finding accommodations but I know where to eat and drink in this town. I had to go to Paris to confirm this, but it's true: Ann Arbor is a fantastic food town. You can get virtually anything here, and get it done well.
Unfortunately, some of the famous things are terribly overrated and it's really easy to walk into an overpriced restaurant run by Main Street Ventures. But that's what this is for, to prevent this from happening to you. There is also no doner kebab. I can't do anything about that, or I already would have.
If you need something to eat after you hit town and want quick takeout for tailgating, go to Frita Batidos or Satchel's. If you want to watch football go to Bar Louie. If you want to drink, go to Ashley's. Dinner is harder. Right now I'd say The Ravens Club is the most versatile.
I want to wait in line for some Hollandaise.
Angelo's is the quintessential Ann Arbor breakfast place, and it deserves its rep. They'll serve you raisin toast for a little bit extra and all the tables have a cinnamon sugar shaker and they've got deep fried French toast. I hear this is all very good.
I don't know because I didn't understand what the BFD was about Angelo's until about the third time I went there and I got eggs benedict. The hollandaise. This is what you should order. Accept no substitutes.
On a Sunday morning go early or late or prepare to wait. Your best bet is to avoid the church rushes; they don't take reservations.
I want a ridiculous pile of food no one could hope to finish.
The Broken Egg is Ann Arbor's premier purveyor of 2000 calorie breakfasts. They aren't great, but they're huge. It's not really my style—I'd rather just hit up one of the copious diners—but if you could eat a horse this is your jam.
I want brunch. Like brunch with crepes.
Café Zola is the best brunch-with-crepes sort of place in town. They also serve ludicrous waffles and… uh… half-pound burgers. Pricey for dinner. A tiny bit pricey for breakfast, but high quality.
I want eggs, toast, and coffee.
There are plenty of diners. The Cloverleaf is the downtown one I'm most familiar with. It is a diner. Benny's is also a diner, but it's famous because Michael Phelps ate there. If you're not from Michigan, a Coney Island is a diner that will serve you a hot dog with chili on it if you want them to.
I would like to participate in the deli sandwich blood war.
When Andy Staples came to town he ran down the Great Sandwich War of Ann Arbor with exacting accuracy. Choose as you will.
I brought a jacket and would like to eat at the best restaurant in town.
Since Eve Aronoff closed her eponymous restaurant, this is almost certainly Logan. It will run you fancy dinner prices; it will be worth it. Reservations are a good idea. Get the fresh baked cookies for dessert.
That Eve person mentioned above opened a new place when she shut down her old one: Frita Batidos. They serve fritas, not burgers. Fritas (right, via Kitchen Chick) are Cuban sandwiches on round buns that are basically burgers except they're made of glory and chorizo. And can come with a fried egg and tropical coleslaw and avocado spread and Munster on them. Or be fish or turkey or a really really good black bean thing. And you can get milkshakes (batidos) with them and fried plantains. Or you could just get the Cuban sandwich, or some fried smelt, or churros that descend from the heavens accompanied by a chorus of angels. Just go here.
They do takeout. Therefore, this is the best possible idea for spur-of-the-moment road game "tailgating." You know what I'm talking about: you roll into a town you know nothing about and get Subway and wish you were at a home game. Frita will cure you of that malaise. The most convenient way to get there from the highway is to take the Main Street exit off M-14.
If you refuse to do this there is a Five Guys. You are disappointingly average. Boo you!
I would like to eat a fancy dinner or some small plates in my sports-themed attire near hipsters.
You are destined for The Grange, which opened about a year ago. The Grange is the only reason there's a qualifier before Logan's status as the best place in town.
It's one of those places that will tell you the life history of the pig you are eating. You will actually enjoy this because you will be having a burger with bacon jam—bacon jam!—and a little blue cheese croquette that is glorious, or duck poutine, or, like, food for adults that's just as good.
When we went we were the only people not in t-shirts. If you want someplace that tastes fancy you can go after a game, this is it.
I want a reasonably priced American place.
Red Hawk is the best bar/grill/American place in town, and it's conveniently located near Ashley's.
I'd like to see these quaint Northerners try barbecue.
I used to recommend Blue Tractor but the last couple of times I've gone it's been not so good. It's also just a restaurant. A place called Satchel's opened up recently, though, and it features big benches and styrofoam plates with slabs of stuff on them and all manner of sauces and it seems pretty credible. I've lived in Texas, so I have an inkling of what I speak. This is also a good idea for road game tailgating, especially if you're exiting off US 23 at Washtenaw—it's right on the way.
I want ramen.
Tomukun is excellent.
I want pizza.
If you want fontina and grapes on your pizza, Silvio's is the place for you. Pricey, good, interesting. If you want a slice like Manhattan used to make, New York Pizza Depot, commonly known as NYPD, is a tasty approximation. Cottage Inn is widely reputed to be the best conventional place in town, and it is good. In my experience the takeout/delivery is actually a better idea than the restaurant.
The Fleetwood is open 24 hours and will give you a solid meal. It's a diner with a hippie twist. You win the prize if you go there and there's no one with dreads hanging around, looking derelict.
I'm stuck on Main Street and want something that will please a group of disparate people, some of whom I'm beginning to hate because I'm quite hungry.
The Ravens Club is your best bet. Their menu varies wildly in price from 10 to 30 bucks, so you can choose what you're feeling up to, and it's all very good. They make excellent cocktails as well.
I would like to cook my own meat, or I'm from South Korea.
this is doing it right at Seoul Garden
Ann Arbor has a frighteningly authentic Korean restaurant called Seoul Garden that's conveniently located next to I-94 and Briarwood mall. If you are not Korean, be careful: this is not a place that pulls its punches. Once they had huge menu-wide specials on sea squirts, so we got some. Sea squirts turn out to be close relatives of barnacles. Trying to eat one is like trying to eat a tiny basketball full of salt water and bones. Another time we mistakenly ordered some cod roe soup. Cod roe is like eating those little packets of desiccants you find in beef jerky.
HOWEVA, if you sidestep the many pitfalls on the menu and just order some bulgogi or bi bim bop it's going to be good. They'll bring out delightful little bowls of ban chan that are always great and then you'll cook up some beef or pork belly at your table and put it in some lettuce with some rice and be just delighted with everything. If you get the bi bim bop get it in a stone bowl and you'll get fantastic crispy rice at the bottom of your meal.
You would not believe how poor I am.
Hello, student. BTB above is a good bet. Jerusalem Garden is a genuinely good Mediterranean joint that will stuff huge amounts of falafel in your face for five bucks. Ann Arbor also has the usual flock of Jimmy John's you'll find in any college town.
I would like Ann Arbor to leave a bad taste in my mouth. (IE: not recommended.)
Virtually every place on Main is overpriced for what it is. (Rent is killer.) The above-mentioned places are exceptions. As a general rule pick something just off Main over something on it. Skip anything from Main Street Ventures.
The Earle hasn't updated what it does since the 1960s. Blimpy Burger calls itself "cheaper than food" but is actually quite expensive and gets along on reputation these days. If you really like grease—like… you don't mind doing shots of it—I guess it's cool.
People will kill me for this but I have been unimpressed with Zingerman's Roadhouse. In my experience the bread fights back when you try to eat it. I don't think a lot of vegetarians are going to be hitting this post up but Seva is the most depressing kind of vegetarian restaurant, the sort that pretends everything has meat in it—and not very well.
I want to watch football on sixty TVs.
This is a shameful thing but the best place in town to watch sports at a bar is Buffalo Wild Wings. The TV situations at the local sports bars (the Arena and Cubs AC, most prominently) are totally unacceptable for watching multiple games. I'm talking wavy, dim, 20-year-old projection TVs.
Bar Louie is another solid option; that's another chain but they have a much better beer selection and better food than BWW. Also, they have not made you want to put your fist through a TV with their ads. Actually, forget I said anything about BWW. Go to Bar Louie. If it's full, BWW is your second option. If that's full, the bar area at the Arena is workable. They're all within a couple blocks of each other.
I have a favorite Russian Imperial Stout.
you call that a bar? this is a bar.
Michigan isn't Oregon but it has a booming microbrew scene, of which Ann Arbor is a major participant. You will be able to find two to four varieties of Bell's on tap virtually everywhere, and many places will have New Holland or Founder's.
If you're just drinking, Ashley's is the place to go. With over 100 taps and a zillion bottles they will have something you like. Unfortunately, the menu no longer describes Labatt Blue as "bland perfumy sweetness," but it used to. That's the kind of place we're talking about. Heavy grad student population; fairly popular with undergrads. Food is substandard except for the Stilton fries, which rock.
Jolly Pumpkin opened a brewpub on Main a couple years ago. Their beer is good but there aren't a ton of options and they're often out of what they do have. The food is trying really hard to be gourmet but is not well executed. I was excited about them; one of these days they will Get It.
Grizzly Peak is more of a restaurant than a pub but they do brew their own beer and it's quality. Tends to be overrun, though. It's where students take their parents. Avoid if it's parents' weekend. And Bar Louie does have a surprisingly good beer selection for a chain.
I have a hard-won loathing for Arbor Brewing Company. Their Irish stout has no head. They make pine beer that tastes like soap to the point of undrinkability. Hit their Olde 22 Ale at the wrong point and it will taste like cigarettes. The rest of their beers have something just… off about them. Unless you need to hit on grad students who really enjoy organizing labor, stay away.
I am an undergrad, possibly one wearing an Affliction shirt.
Any of the bars on South University will be up your alley: Mitch's, Touchdown's, The Brown Jug, Good Time Charley's. [UPDATE: Apparently the former two no longer exist.] The latter two are less fratty; all are heavily undergrad. Charley's is a good place to go if there's a USMNT game you want to see. Your other main option is Scorekeeper's. They're all the same place. Rick's is as close as you'll get to Jersey Shore in AA.
If you want to rub up against ladies who are not interested in rubbing back, Necto is the primary nightclub in town. There are others farther from campus. I hear tell there was a mechanical bull but I think that place went under.
I'm tired and I want something as mellow as possible.
Old Town is usually your best bet for a relaxed drink on a crowded night. Service and beer selection is good, they can pour a drink, and… hey… free peanuts. Very townie bar.
I want a martini in a dark place that kind of makes me feel like a spy.
Babs' is your jam. The Ravens Club also does nice cocktails and I hear tell after a being a crushed-ice-in-your-martini kind of place the Alley Bar has undergone reform.
may it rest in peace.
Steve's bibimbop rocked all the others right out of Ann Arbor. Seoul Garden's bibimbop is good, but has nothing on the one at Steve's. And the ambience was awesome. My favorite Ann Arbor meal when I was a student.
to give you a good sweat in the middle of January. Do you know when it closed?
"Steve" sold the business to the Rich JC people probably 6 years ago. I was honestly actually upset when I walked over there for lunch one day and realized that changes were afoot. Had to happen eventually, but it was still a major bummer. Rich JC isn't bad (and hey - you can get a side of Jesus with your bi bim bap) but it just isn't the same.
With Steve's Lunch, No Thai and the a sushi place (sorry, the name escapes me) this little strip between Washtenaw and Observatory on South U. is very underated.
Damn but I miss that place.
satchels is bringing food to the wolvering tap room out on stadium behind great lakes cycle and fitness. my roommate and gf swear by their wolverine dark, the roommate claims it is better than belair brown, which i dont believe, but they have couches and darts and bbq on the weekends now
Do not insult The Jug.
Also, best Michigan Tradition -> Deja Vu
I'm partial to Afternoon Delight rather than Angelo's. I thought Angelo's was overhyped when I was there, but maybe that was due to a lack of Hollandaise sauce.
I'd say this list is pretty good. Although I would add Afternoon Delight to the list. Cloverleaf isn't all that good and honestly I'm surprised they've managed to stay in business all these years. But the Meat Boule smothered in hollandaise at Afternoon Delight is a hell of a way to start the day.
Cloverleaf = pancakes and a coffe for like $3.00 is why they've stuck around so long. AD is awesome (and mucho appreciated during Passover) but I had few breakfasts there because I always felt it was necessary to shower before going in. Cloverleaf if you weren't hung over and looking ragged the weird people who hung out at the bar in the front room would look at you strange.
Had great meals there the last two trips to AA - and the bartender is an MGoBlogger!
Careful, man, there's a beverage here!
They give you enough for dinner, plus you can eat it cold at 2 am!
What about the Bell's pickup special? Very reasonably priced, OK pizza. A great choice for late night dining.
Bell's certainly had the best late night greasy slice in my day.
and see some old school Michigan Men/small sport coaches, hit up Fraser's Pub. The beer is cheap, but it's always cold.
I genuinely really like Seva, but explicitly for the gazpacho soup and the Butternut Squash enchiladas. Aaaand the cheap PBR on Wednesdays.
I can't stand Seva, aside from their occiasional hits with chili. Ann Arbor has a lot of great vegetarian and vegan food, but this place isn't it.
and always try to make it to AA once per trip. Hit up Jolly Pumpkin last night, no issues with a lack of what we were looking for. Oro de Calabaza was terrific as advertised. It was a weekday night however, so insert your own exceptions here.
Cafe habana around the corner was also fantastic, delicious cuban food and a terrific goat cheese app everyone should try if they choose to go.
I feel compelled to say that I miss the old Pizza House, before it became a fireplace restaurant. It was in the same location, but in a small frame house with a counter and a handful of tables. All they had were chipatis and pizza. My housemate worked there and she'd bring home all the reject dough that didn't form perfect chipati pockets. We lived on those things. The new Pizza House feels too slick and the original chipati is nothing like the original original. Still go there, but the old one was classic.
I always hear about people getting it at Pizza House, but have never tried or seen it. Just looked online and it is saying Indian flatbread. I don't know how flatbread could be so exciting, or fit in at an italian place.
Salad inside a pita.
Roll out some pita dough (regular or whole wheat) and throw it in the oven.
On a paper plate put...
When the pita has risen to look like a ball, take it out and let it sit for about 1 minute (let it stay bloated because this makes the inside of the pita moist and bready). Then cut off about 1/5 of the pita off one side to make the "breadstick" open the pita pocket you have left, and using the paper plate put the salad into it.
Pizza Bob's and Pizza House have a 30-year war between them on who "invented" the chipati.
A chipati is a type of Indian flatbread. In the case of Pizza House and Pizza Bob's, it's a round pita-like bread that's split open horizontally and stuffed with salad. The chipati mystique grew back in the 80's, and they started putting different kinds of salads inside the bread. But the original had lettuce, green pepper, mushrooms, grated mozzarella, carrots, all finely chopped and served with the famous Pizza House dressing. It was like heroin, it was so addictive. The bread part was always warm, and the salad was cold, and the whole thing was magical. There's a place in Chicago called Pockets that I believe was opened by a guy who went to U of M. Their chipatis are the closest to the original that I have seen.
And it was cheap back then too. Because it was the back of a house, and they were just paying for a folding table and maybe 2 chairs.
But Brian does not know food and drink
BTB really is pretty much garbage... Pancheros is definitely THE burrito spot.
PANCHEROS!! Those fresh tortillas are the key!
Kung Pau chicken from China Gate. So bad for you yet so so good. Plus you will sit down, order, eat, pay your bill, AND empty your bowels all within 45 minutes.
you forgot to mention the markley cafeteria. all the spoiled milk one could want. and don't forget 4 day old veggies!
the gray meat. lots of meat, all of it gray.
served to you by a man/woman with a hairnet and hairy arms and lots of hair.
Full disclosure: I work for them, but still, I'd have to recommend the Wolverine State Brewing Co.
They're a mile from the stadium, they run a shuttle to the stadium on gamedays, and they won the voters choice for BEST Ann Arbor brewery from annarbor.com
Great beers there, great people, great set-up for tailgating, and a good convenient parking situation. I honestly think they'd have to be a top recomendation for gameday drinking for the lack of hassle (namely parking) alone. But seriously, good beers there.
But I will vouch for Wolverine State. They make some excellent beer and even let you order in whatever food you want (*shakes fist at stupid three-tiered distribution system*).
Major omission, as local as it gets.
Fits into Brian's category: I'm tired and I want something as mellow as possible.
With a litte: I want to get the real story about stuff going on from people who actually know
For one who does not get to Ann Arbor too often (much to my regret) this should be preserved under Useful Stuff at the top. Both Brian's entry and everyone's comments.
Don't forget Bubble Island. They have a good popcorn chicken appetizer for $3.50. Enjoy an old magazine or board game while you wait. Their bubble tea is alright.
Buffalo Wild Wings is my least favorite place in Ann Arbor. They never had beer specials during the two years after it opened. Also, when I lived there they still had smoking in restaurants, so the bar area, which is the best spot to be for game watching, was no good for me either.
Having vegetarian parents, I always enjoyed Seva. Those are still the best yam fries I've had (along with that dipping sauce), and they had really good nachos as well. Agree with those above, the enchiladas calabaza are excellent, as are the spinach enchiladas. Also, for meat eaters trying to get something that imitates meat is a terrible idea. Nothing tastes like meat. Especially not tofu, satan or whatever other options there are. Try something else.
If you haven't been to Gourmet Garden on Stadium, you should give it a shot. It's one of the better Chinese places in Ann Arbor, though that's not really saying a lot. I tried the Great Wall once, but I'm not sure what I was eating since my friend's parents ordered everything.
I went to Bar Louie on an NFL Sunday last fall, and I have to say I liked it. They had a really good beer selection and plenty of tvs. Also, it wasn't too crowded.
Chia Shang-Across from Fraser's on Packard (south of Stadium) is the most authentic asian place I've eaten at in Ann Arbor. Me and my wife were the only non-asians in the place. It was good, but warning, it doesn't taste like what most American's think chinese food tastes like.
Also, actual chipati (from India) is a flat brad made on a stove top (my mom makes it all the time). What Pizza House makes is more of a pita pocket than anything else.
Ya, i've always been so confused by that...a Chipati is not a pita pocket like Pizza House markets it as
My only complain regards your Ashley's suggestion...the stilton fries are only the 2nd or 3rd best fries they offer. The chicken curry fries are easily the best bar food in town.
My only complain regards your Ashley's suggestion...the stilton fries are only the 2nd or 3rd best fries they offer. The chicken curry fries are easily the best bar food in town.
I agree with the chicken curry fries too...but that may because i'm Indian.
Most of those fry options didn't exist 10 years ago. But a friend of mine got them to make him off-menu fries that were basically the bacon, cheddar and chive ones that are on the menu now, I found it amusing when I returned a year out of school and there they were on the menu. Although I think he usually got the Stilton Fries dipping sauce with them.
even though I do not share Brian's views as to some of these establishments. It's a testament to the thriving Ann Arbor restaurant scene that there can be disagreements about the "best" in various categories -- e.g., Seva is fine, provided that your goal is not to eat the most "meat-like" vegetarian food, and I also like the Roadhouse -- because there actually are a few viable choices in each of these categories. And, as others have noted, Brian doesn't even mention the surrounding communities -- like, for instance, the Common Grill in Chelsea and Mac's in Saline. Yum -- when's dinner?
Bar Louie = Let the Bodies Hit the Floor of all bars (let alone sports bars). Corporate bullshit.
Why not just call Dave Brandon and get some piped in rawk music to go with your appletini?
It's a sports bar. All I care about is beer selection and how many HD TVs I can see in a 90 degree radius.
All I care about is smoke machines and Journey.
Corporate bullshit? (Eye Roll). For God's sake...it serves food, beer, and shows sporting events on really big, really nice t.v.'s. How dare someone like a chain!? Damn the man! Give me a break...
My favorite restaraunt is Applebee's.