a vitally important recap of all the dumb tweets sent during the Harbaugh coaching search
Classy teams don't put their names on jerseys or scoreboard bars.
Also I promised Brian the puns would only last as long as I can think of them. Still thinking of them.
How this works again:
Last Week's Game:
A good ol'fashioned 42-13 jug entry won by JAG333. Eleventh hit for "JAG333" on google:
On the road again. I can't wait to get back on the road again. Least it's places that we nearly always win.
And the Prize:
But no, seriously, the guy who invented the slinky would have gone to space if he cared to. Oh and the Apollo astronauts were PAID!
If you can read this you don’t need glasses:
One entry per user. First user to choose a set of scores wins, determined by the timestamp of your entry (for my ease I prefer if you don't post it as a reply to another person's score--if you do it won't help or hurt you). Deadline for entries is 24 hours before the start of the game (since I won't have time to pull them on gamedays). Those caught changing their scores after the game has started will be disqualified for life. MGoEmployees and Moderators--anyone else with moderator privileges--are exempt from winning because you could change your timestamp. If you choose the score that Brian published in the official preview and it actually ends up the final score, well, that would be pretty amazing because Brian picks scores like 29-11 all the time. We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is just a regional rivalry. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey, and would have gone to Penn State except for the NCAA's bowl ban. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.
24 - PSU
We start to look like a conference title contender again.
26 - 11 U of M
Michigan - 38
Penn State - 17
M 34, Them 23
Come on, WE OWN PENN STATE. I'm rooting for the best game of the year, and we tend to bring it to PSU.
funchess plays safety on last play hail mary to preserve win
27-16 Blue (with the maize not the white)
17 - 14 Michigan.
penn state 24 Michigan 20
Michigan 27 18
UM wins it, 37-12.
Funchess has a TD, Gardner has a fumble, and the defense is bend-don't-break (with less bending and no breaking).
Michigan - 40
Penn State - 6
UofM wins 31-13