spoiler alert: i linked this
Classy teams don't put their names on jerseys or scoreboard bars.
Also I promised Brian the puns would only last as long as I can think of them. Still thinking of them.
How this works again:
Last Week's Game:
A good ol'fashioned 42-13 jug entry won by JAG333. Eleventh hit for "JAG333" on google:
On the road again. I can't wait to get back on the road again. Least it's places that we nearly always win.
And the Prize:
But no, seriously, the guy who invented the slinky would have gone to space if he cared to. Oh and the Apollo astronauts were PAID!
If you can read this you don’t need glasses:
One entry per user. First user to choose a set of scores wins, determined by the timestamp of your entry (for my ease I prefer if you don't post it as a reply to another person's score--if you do it won't help or hurt you). Deadline for entries is 24 hours before the start of the game (since I won't have time to pull them on gamedays). Those caught changing their scores after the game has started will be disqualified for life. MGoEmployees and Moderators--anyone else with moderator privileges--are exempt from winning because you could change your timestamp. If you choose the score that Brian published in the official preview and it actually ends up the final score, well, that would be pretty amazing because Brian picks scores like 29-11 all the time. We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is just a regional rivalry. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey, and would have gone to Penn State except for the NCAA's bowl ban. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.
Michigan 23 Penn State 14
Michigan 41 PSU 19
By telling all of us "Go to 5" I assume EVERYONE wins this week.
Excellent, I'll go balls out then:
Michigan 127, Penn State 3
Big news, Michigan fires Hoke and brings in the first great co-head coach trio of Urban Meyer, Steve Spurrier, and Bret Bielema. Gettin the job done in style.
54-12 michigan. Devin slings it all over the field for 350yds 4 td passes and 2 rush tds in route to a beat down. NO TURNOVERS.
and you have it...
A game of trading field goals before Michigan seals the deal with a Gardner to Funchess pass in the endzone.
37 - 23 Michigan
36-17 UM...hoke seems to do well against teams with obviously lesser depth/talent as he should, even on the road (almost forgot about Iowa, damn)....knock on wood...go blue.
frustrating at halftime, but we pull away...think 2011 Northwestern.
Our first loss :(
UM 26 - PSU 16
34 - 27 Michigan
M 33, psu 3
Someday this team will play well on the road.
Already taken, I will change it to 14-2
And I can read the rules on my iPhone without glasses!
Michigan 35 - PSU 20
Haters stop hatin'! Go Blue!
Michigan. It is going to be ugly to watch
there is a bug in your code:
otherwise everyone wins. or does everyone win???!!!
also, what is the exact rule to determine a "closest" score?
e.g., let's say the actual score is 40-10 and there are two guesses that are close:
42-8 and 38-12. who wins? is this a tie?
Michigan 31, Come to Pennnnnn Schtaaaaaaate 25
michigan 31, penn state 16
Michigan - 23
Penn State - 20
Penn State: 20
Michigan wins 41-23
Mich 34 - PSU 13
UM 22 PSU 16 Go Blue! Keep the bitching about an undefeated season going.