also duty-free guys falling over and grabbing their shins
Welcome Player 1. You have reached level four of our new regular MGoFeature, and the only one that gives you free stuff. Reminder of our ways:
About Last Week:
Nobody guessed that Denard would get hurt while driving for the lead, leading to a Russell Bellomy implosion and 9-23 loss. Which is good because if you predicted that I would have wanted to strangle you. Some guy correctly guessed we'd get just 95 yards. Bastard.
This Week's Game:
The Minnetonka Golden Showers vs. the Michigan Wolverines in a contest of footballing.
And the Prize:
This. But remade with way more awesome. And it's a real, physical, goes on your wall poster.
Well since we've gone two weeks with nobody taking the under on Michigan's offense, the prize is this 11x17 poster celebrating the victory over Staee AND the anti-Corn t-shirt AND the MANBALL t-shirt. Nail it this time and you should have all of your stuff before the next home game.
About that poster. It's 11x17, which is kinda small, but it's printed in matte finish on thick cardboardy stuff. I can speak from personal experience that it looks AWESOME on the wall of a man cave. I'd like your thoughts on these things as we're considering offering full poster-sized posters for certain big wins.
Bonus: If you win, your score will be painted on the Little Brown Jug for posterity.
Bonus Again Again:
GUESS THE TOTAL YARDS (MICHIGAN's PLUS MINNESOTA's)
I've still got six of these left so let's keep going. If you're going to be around Ann Arbor at 7:30 p.m. on Friday, November 16, we have two free tickets to the premier of PERSEVERANCE-The Story of Billy Taylor.
I thought I'd change it up a bit—this time it's total yardage. Note: whether you've got our tickets or just wanna go, make sure you get to the Michigan Theater at least a half-hour early or risk losing the seat. Closest to the pin wins (tie goes to the over).
Notes: If you win the shirt and prefer another shirt, that's cool; pick an MGoShirt.
Rules: One entry per user. First user to choose a set of scores wins, determined by the timestamp of your entry (for my ease I prefer if you don't post it as a reply to another person's score--if you do it won't help or hurt you). If nobody gets the score, this week's prize carries over to the following week's. Deadline for entries is 24 hours before the start of the game (since I won't have time to pull them on gamedays). MGoEmployees and Moderators--anyone else with moderator privileges--are exempt from winning because you could change your timestamp. If you choose the score that Brian published in the official preview and it actually ends up the final score, well, that would be pretty amazing because Brian picks scores like 29-11 all the time.
37-7. Total yards 724
Going with Michigan 30, Minnesota 13. Jug stays in its usual safe home.
And I'll say 505 total yards.
Michigan wins... 637 total yards
537 total yards
Mich 42 Minn 13
total yards: 724
We will be revealing all our best plays this week, Denard plays 3 quarters but only because it's a blowout. 63-17 Michigan plays Whack-A-Mole
Mich 38, Minn 14
Total yards: 503
41-14 Mich Funchess 2 TD's min
Also 673 total yards
753 total yards
Michigan 38 Minnesota 10
Michigan 20 Minnesota 9
679 Total Yards (408 Michigan, 271 Minnesota)
Michigan 23, Minnesota 10. 580 total yards.
Michigan 33, Minnesota 10
598 Total Yards
462 total yards....Something tells me I'm optimistic....
Obviously a Michigan win though..
UM 37 - UM 11
400 Total yards (170 yds by Rawls).
total yards: 571
Mich 44 Minny 10
711 Total yards
Total yards: 548.
38-13 Michigan. Total yardage 708, Bob
Michigan 25 Minnesota 6
Total Yards 779
Mich 24 Minn 17
611 Total Yds
482 total yards for both teams
Total yards: 514
Total Yards: 646
Michigan 24, Minnesota 14
Total yards 572.
Score: 28-17 UM
Total Yards: 578